We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

No time to catch up just now but just informing you all I'm going out for curry so don't get yourselves all excited again thinking I'm pushing a child out my foof! Will catch up later. Nothing happening but I'm bleeding lots!

Toast - hug for you, you sound like you need one lovey

Nothing wrong with veg up the foof dulcet!

I maintain a costco pineapple will do the job la..... sure I posted one on the FB group a while back.... they are FIERCE.

Get a vindaloo La, it can only help!!

Pretzel are you okay? I know you have passed your test but it is worth having a few lessons with a really patient instructor again to build up you confidence without all the fannying about of parallel parking etc? When I started learning I had ten lessons with a knobhead crap teacher and I would get in such a panic, it put me off for ages. Then I went to a big company and said I was really nervous. They sorted lessons for me with this lovely bloke called Adrian. He had a special calm voice that he used and we just spent ages driving about at 20 mph, finding the clutch point and stopping the car. (I was really scared that I would kill someone so wanted to practise stopping!) This was over 10 years ago and I still think of Adrian now and how good he was at his job. Will be expensive but might be worth it? for you.

Congratulations mrst and auf!

I'm glad your day has improved la way to go with the midwife and hopefully that and the acupuncture and curry will be enough to get minila moving!

Oh jelly that's not great, did anyone tell you??

First day back at work for me today after 5 weeks off. Mainly catching up and reading deleting loads of emails. Feeling absolutely shattered now though. Got a meeting with my manager to discuss working shorter shifts for the next month. Not sure I can manage 13 hours days and they've already said I don't have to do nights thankfully!

Ooh La - bloody show?? Or just aftermath of the fisting...? we have the best conversations Enjoy your curry!

Congratulations MrsT x

Def see the GP if you need to Toast - anxiety is common in pregnancy. Hugs

Ooh well done JC on your first day back, I'm not surprised you are tired! Take it easy this eve.

Congratulations mrst!

jc that's good news about discussing shorter shifts, 13 hours does not sound like fun when you're feeling shitty.

I'm scared of going to bed tonight - woke myself up twice last night by doing a little vom in my mouth - vile!! Guessing some kind of reflux, might try propping myself up a bit tonight. it probably didn't help that I ate 2 helpings of lasagne fairly late, however that was conveniently forgotten 10 mins ago when I ate some toasted banana bread with butter not too long before bedtime, oops. I couldn't get to sleep for ages after each vomming incident because I felt like I had liquid stuck in my throat like when you accidentally inhale a drink! Fingers crossed for a more peaceful night tonight

Have a nice curry la and thank you for the thoughtfulness in keeping us posted on your comings and goings to manage our expectations, I'm much more excited about minila than I was when waiting for news of Princess Charlotte!

Congratulations mrsT and auf!!!!!!! This Fred is going to be fucking mental in March I cant wait! I love a bumper birth month.
pretzel happy 12 weeks!

Nope jc, they left me to it

JC glad to hear it went well today! That's great!

Have a lovely curry La! I finished off my curry leftovers at lunchtime and it was epic.

Come on, big norked ladies, I need help!

God luck with scans jelly and pretzel

Very considerate of you to warn us la. Enjoy your curry, make sure it's a hot one!

Congratulations auf and Mrs, this is starting to get a little silly If anyone needed proof just shagging works, next march is going to be it!

MS had kicked itself up a notch. I'm hoping it's just a blip. Otherwise dd is going to watch a lot of tv the next few months. Today is dumbo.

Totally months?! Oh dear God, I was assuming my admittedly mild but still annoying ms would go at 12 weeks. I am now going to stick my fingers in my ears and go "La La La La La"

Welcome auf and mrst!

batfish that sounds horrible and scary I'm not surprised you're nervous about bedtime.

I just had a lovely hour in bed all to myself and DH is putting DS to bed. Bliss.

honey I cannot help. Many things I may be in life, big norked is not one of them

gaggia on the other hand, has brilliant and exemplary knockers - sure she'll be able to help

Hello auf and most congratulations!

I'm really really done with feeling rubbish now. Sore throat, constant headaches, still feeling sick, dog tired. I'm 17 weeks tomorrow where's my glow?!

Not the only one suffering I know, commiserations to those who are!

I only sleep on my side so the large norks don't cause suffocation

Thanks indigo!

Ga I tip my bra to you!

Why thank you country
honey the answer is stretchy crop top type thing for bed. Cheap as chips in Primark. And artful pillow placement.

Welcome MrsT and Auf :)

Hope the curry does some good La.

Will consider gp, don't feel like anxiety is the main problem though. Think it's mainly horrible lack of energy generally making everything seem worse and harder to deal with, 'normal' anxiety included. Have midwife this week so will discuss things with her.

Where Ga? Where do I put the pillows?

I still get suffocating effect on my side! because I am fat

Teach me, oh wise ones!

I shouldn't tip too much ga as I will spill out! They've increased in size just at bloody 5 weeks the ruddy things!!

Jesus honey how large Have they gotten?

So tired I nearly asked DP to help me off sofa... This doesn't bode well for me does it? Am 4 weeks 2 days in...

la hope that spicy curry does it!

Hope you feel better toast and molly