We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Oh oh oh oh oh

SQUEEEEEEEEEEE

You can do it la. Breathe into those bad boys and own it!!!!

I can't swim 20 lengths now indigo so you deffo win that one.

Sounds like the real deal La - are you ok? Have you someone near? Thinking of you xxx

Go la go!

thursday I can't run more than a couple of steps and whilst swimming I get overtaken by 4yo boys... I think we are probably even

Waves pom poms for la

Go you!

Gx la and good luck! Baby la has epic timing, the day before your induction!

Can you do park runs with a buggy? Sounds like something I might get involved in once baby L is here (all being well!). I've never done a park run but have been a sporadic runner including doing the cardiff half marathon last year, they're only 5k aren't they?

Rotate La, rotate!

OOOOH LA! So exciting! Have all the drugs I mean, breathe through the contractions. Etc, etc. You are definitely having a boy, leaving it until the last possible minute! So exciting that you will have your little man in your arms soon. Yey!!

So I spent today looking at our finances and working out how much money we will have next year when I am on maternity leave Jesus Christ! we are not going to have v much money! I am lucky that I get teacher's mat pay and I will only technically be off for 7 months. But seriously, eeeeep!!

I presume that I will get taxed less and will get child benefits. Have I missed anything?

Ooh how exciting, gx for sneeze birth La!

Hoorah la, each contraction is one less til you meet your boy! Yay!

Ooh la this is seriously exciting, yay for minila getting a move on before the induction Hope all goes well!

Tis all going slowly just now - every 30 mins. Not too sore

Ooh la! I am waving my pompoms for you!

Argh minila you are a tease! La you must be absolutely exhausted after all of this stop start. Keep yourself hydrated and keep eating slow release carbs while you can. Big love.

Pom-poms out La. Sneeze him out

Go go La! pompoming like a loon

I've not looked properly at finances yet Pud call me a reckless procreator but I know I need to start saving a couple hundred £ a month now to make it less scary during maternity leave.

Ha ha yes Tea I kind of just thought we would be fine as we are both on okay salaries, didn't realise how tight it will be! I did look at it theoretically when we took out our mortgage but it seems worse now that it is real! It is going to be even worse when I go back to work, gulp!!

Eeeeeek la Gx this is really it!

Viroids I am so fed up, I thought my cold was going but it's returned and its worse . I did absolutely nothing from Monday to Wednesday this week, a very easy day on Thursday and yoga in the evening, and a few hours in town shopping yesterday. This morning I did a bit of painting in the bathroom with DH, went out for crepes for lunch then to the DIY shop to buy paint for baby's room and now I'm feeling like crap again. I feel so fed up and just had a ridiculous cry in the car, I want to be back to normal, it's only a bloody cold but I feel so flipping useless. I'm worried about getting back to work this week and then a wedding on Saturday, and I don't know where I'll get the energy from for the coming week.

Sorry to moan. As you were.

Good luck La!

Oh toast you moan away, that's what we're here for. You must be knackered, having a cold is rotten at the best of times.

Oh Toast, the two day cold that I had while pregnant nearly killed me off, I genuinely could not stand up. You.must feel terrible. I think colds do funny things to pregnant ladies. Why not take a couple of days of work at the start of the week, you need to rest. I hope you are in bed now!

Yay La! Amazing news. Nipple tassels are on and I'm gyrating in a way that one so large has no business doing. So pleased you seem to be an excellent induction dodger and that Minila has finally taken note of your various efforts to evict him. Not long until cuddles now

Toast I had a cold pretty early on and it lasted ages, and I was completely wiped out. Take time to get over it, pregnancy is tough enough as it is without forcing yourself to do unnecessary things. Call in sick for a couple more days until you are genuinely feeling better, rest and look after yourself. Making a person is enough to have on your plate, bugger everything else.