We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Auf that's a fab birth story and one I think most of us would like.

Glad we got the foof stretching sorted out

JC that's a shitter about your parents. There's some scummy bastards out there. Hope they get new passports sorted out.
Someone nicked my tomtom, parking change and bottles of pop out of my unlocked car. Weirdly I got the tomtom back 6 months later. Police rang and said they'd got it!

La, hope you're sneezing MiniLa out

Chat, that's crap about the butchery

Mummy natal here tonight, more mediation and relaxing. We got chatting more too which was fab. No class next week so we're off to the pub

Where is la?? I don't want to be THAT GUY, but do you think it's really happening?!

La puuuuuuuuuuush!

(I know right, indigo???)

I am not getting excited. I am not getting excited. I am not getting excited.

popz stop hassling the woman FFS

auf, Thurs There's increased chance of pre-eclampsia cause my mum had it, and the MW said even the risk might mean no home birth for me. (First pregnancy is classed as a risk factor for it in itself so that gave me 2 straight off on her little chart.) Bizarrely I had a trace of protein in my urine on booking in?! I'm also at increased risk of diabetes cause my sister has it, so if that arises it would discount home birth as a choice. GX it won't!

jc oh no, I'm sorry for your parents, that's horrible. Good luck for scan tomorrow!!

pud that's sweet!

chat oof, that's not good :(

I hope if la is not doing a baby (POMPOMS!!) she's having a bloody good sleep.

indigo you're next so you have to make sure you update the thread of all birth news. A live birth thread if you please.

YY to live indigo birth Fred

Of course! None of this going quiet shit!!

anyone want to FB stalk her and see when she was last active?

Ok ignore me, I've just seen dulcet saying she's having a wee break. Sorry la, I did turn into that guy.

I have arse rain.

DH's parents were thrilled. As was SIL. Realised conception happened a week before her baby was born, so will be about 9 months at the most when baby honey arrives.

Hey guys
I'm keeping my phone off a lot - the pressure of the last week or so with false starts was causing my anxiety to go through the roof. Been advised to try to retreat and relax to start labour.

Had the proper bloody show this morning (a peach for any sporners!!!). I'm going to hide out at home and try to relax to encourage baby out.

Thanks for thinking of me, will say when I know things are definitely happening

La I think that sounds like a good idea. Hope you manage to get into the right headspace and relax into it. Look forward to good news when there is some.

la good luck. Sorry if we have pressured you, gingers and fingers crossed he comes soon.

Take care of yourself La! Looking forward to hearing from you.

Good thinking La, lots of love to you! I definitely advise the 'icecream & romantic comedy' school of early labour It worked for me anyway!

Good luck la have a nice chill out and cuddle with the cats, then a sneeze birth :)

Good luck La, promise I'll shut up now
Look after yourself lovie

Good luck La for when the time comes.

Massive good luck and sorry for getting carried away again

Will be thinking of you! X

Good luck La!

Honey, I read your post as DH'S parents were thrilled that you had arse rain!

Pretzel, I have had keytones/protein in my wee in every sample I've done for
at least ten years. (Previously has minor kidney issues hence the samples). No one ever seemed fussed about it. Weirdly the midwife didn't mention it so maybe they have gone now?!

Ah pud that must be to do with that then. I've had kidney and bladder problems so they're keeping an eye on it, and both my parents have low kidney function so must be a genetic thing.

We did our fb announcement last night and now I feel weirdly exposed! also sleeping rubbish zzzz

Good luck la, good idea to relax as much as possible.

DH is off work with a bug. Eugh. Just as well we have plenty of toilets!

Watching OBEM on catch up and then will go and see if he's OK.