We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

ga what a trooper!
la hope you get some rest!
honey I love it. It wouldve been on my list but too similar to my niece's name.

RunDMC also did 'It's like that' which was like the best song of the 90s!

Woohoo La the plug pom-poms are out! Duck

Hope you're ok Jelly you've done nothing wrong

Good news Rhi!

Dulcet... You really wouldn't wanna know about my bowl movements ????????

I have daily shot of lactulose but sometime have a few mil too much which leads to a mad dash holding ones arse and pulling ones self up the stairs with the rail whilst shouting 'is the bog empty I neeeeed it'

I had in my docs own words 'the worst case of piles he had ever seen in his entire career' after my last child was born (the doc was near retirement age too so am guessing he'd seen plenty) I couldn't do jack shit. My OH was at work n had to phone my mum to come lift the baby out of the cot as I couldn't stand up bend over or ANYTHING! They had 'thromboned' makes me fill up now thinking about them!

I had a section too so goodness knows where they came from but 10 years later I've had em banded and am determined not to have a repeat from this birth!

In fact I asked my consultant if I did opt for a VB would my bands pop... She just laughed n never actually answered ????

And Hi RunDMC.. (I think that's your new name now and I also get the 'cos it's like that n that the way it is' choooon in my head when I see you mentioned! Glad I inspired you to come in. Tis much better than window licking init :)

pis and that's the way it is!! (I'm so old)

So I took my grumpy arse to bed early last night. Ended up falling asleep at 8 30. Of course that meant waking up in the middle of the night desperate for a piss!!

I think iris is a pretty name

Welcome lurkers

Jelly sorry pet. Some people just don't have the capacity o be happy for others it's bit your fault. She's your mum, wanting her to care doesn't make you silly

Morning.

La? How are you?

Thanks for comments re Iris. Will talk to DH. We are telling his parents this evening as we are going round for dinner. Hope I don't feel as sick as I did yesterday! Could be awkward!

Piles sound like the most unpleasant thing ever. Gx I don't get them.

honey I think Iris is a lovely name - I love the googoo dolls song and I thought when I watched The Holiday that it was a really pretty name.

No sleep vomiting last night, woohoo! Not sure how I got away with it after a huuuuge meal of steak and cheesy potatoes but I did

Good luck today la! minila is beginning to take the actual piss! Hope you're doing ok.

wooohoo! slept longer than 4hours for the 1st time in days. went to sleep about 1am, woke at 7 for a mad dash to the bathroom while trying not to pee myself - think i may have got up about 3am too but cant actually remember if I dreamt it or not - I hope not, what a sad dream if I did

Also now have run dmc stuck in my head and have the urge to dance like a looney - maybe not breakdance though

Hoping La has sneezed over night and popped a sprog?!

Morning all. Just popping in to see about la? No news yet?

Bat maybe it was the steak and cheesy potatoes that helped? Just have to keep having them for dinner!

Morning all.

Thanks for your lovely support and words. when I told my nan what she said she was furious. I guess some people are just selfish :( oh well! dulcet not thought of names yet but I have thought that would be a nice idea :)

Sorry those of you with jeremies, I've not got any yet touch wood

honey I like iris. I have a few names I like but dp is adamant our children are having almost unique names...

la did you do a baby?

Ohhhhh where's La? Hope you're having a sneezebirth

Jelly I think iris is a lovely name

at La liking getting felt up by the midwife. I'll stick up for you La, perfectly normal to have two sweeps - plus surely noone could enjoy that sensation!

Iris isn't airy fairy at all. We have met a couple and I think it's pretty. MrWil was not keen though.

Come on BabyLa, today would be a good day to be born as I need to spend the day tidying and I'd like the distraction because obviously two small children isn't distracting enough.

Ooh like what Jelly? Pretty hard to come up with something unique. I love unusual names but wasn't allowed any .

Sorry honey, iris is a lovely name

La, puuuush!

Well my oh's name is the only one on the census even though his brother and sister have fairly normal names. So far he said he likes Lillith for a girl, which is a rare name but obviously the short version is quite common so he doesn't like it for that. He likes vasperian which I said sounds like a dragon so I hate it! His name is Roman so he likes those names.

Basically it took us 6 weeks to name a cat, I've not idea how we are going to name a baby!!

As in Roman decent, his name isn't 'Roman'

Still pregnant. Been awake most of the night and feel like shite

4th sweep happening today. My bits are bruised tae fuck and I've not got to pushing yet

Oh hahaha is it your fourth sweep?? Oh ok, in that case I agree with the others that you're obviously enjoying it . La a shit night's sleep and feeling awful might actually be a good sign you know? Chin up lovvie, he's just comfy in your extra-hospitable womb.

Dying to know your OH's name now Jelly!

Aww la I was really hoping you had popped! Soon, it'll be soon!

wil I'm sure nobody I know will come on here, his name is Alarick. Apparently there's a few spelt without the 'k' in the country (and on some vampire show apparently) but he's the only one like that. Its a Roman general's name I think.

Lillith and Iris are both lovely.

Jelly glad you have lovely grandparents. Sounds like they're the ones who will be there for you and baby. Will you try and talk to your mum about it again or just leave her be for a while?

Oh la, your poor bits! It can't go on much longer now. Gx this sweep gets baby's attention!

Definitely not enjoying it. First one she only got finger to cervix, 2nd the MW was too polite/new and couldn't reach cervix. 3rd was first time they did it properly. Contracted all last night then it stopped.

I now can't sleep on either side due to SPD pain - it is like burning in my hip joints. I wake up screaming and I've only been asleep half an hour.

I think it's my MW again today so she do it properly. Got another acupuncture session too.

Utterly miserable here - someone get this baby out of me :(

Love iris and Lilith. Beautiful names. Our favourite name is Isla or Lily for girl but can't have either because of our surname.

Sympathy to anyone with the arse problems! I now have v little control over how long I can hold wee or poo and have to get to toilet in record time to avoid it coming out early. I then have to edge it past a 41+1 week sized child which feels like trying to squeeze a pineapple through the eye of a needle. If I'm successful I get sweet relief for all of 5 minutes before I need to do one or other again. My piles seem to have shrunk a bit though with germaloids! Hooray silver lining