We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I had to run to the toilet to do emergency very urgent wee earlier, thought I had made it. Doorbell went, pulled up leggings to answer door, had soggy bum and waist band had to entertain guests soaked in piss, I only own 2 pairs of mat leggings and the other pair was on the line. They have gone now and I'm dry but smell of wee. Nice!

Ga I weed on my top yesterday trying to do pee sample. Couldn't see due to bump!

Ga you're the glamorous side of pregnancy like me then
Jeremies are very sore today

Jelly she sounds very selfish and self absorbed. I'm glad you're getting the support you need from your Nan. Families are funny things at times. I suspect you have low expectations of her and should keep it that way!

Is it me or is pregnancy the time when people go nuts with all their comments and crap? How is your pregnancy about them!

Indigo we need bucket fanny updates

My bump has felt bruised at the top today. His head has moved from above my belly button to the right hand side but it's sore to touch

Yeah she's always been like it purple. She never wants to be my mum unless it suits her. I should just learn from my mistakes. Oh well.

ga sounds delightful! I've not had the pleasure of peeing myself yet but the farting is definitely my forte in awkward situations.

ind please keep up with fanny bucket updates. If not then you must on FB! Sure this is a public forum but we all hide behind usernames!!

one please don't censor the poo talk, it's why I love it here!

honey, loving the 90s rap connotations my name has for you!

jelly, I snuck in the undergrads a couple of times but was never brave enough to say a real hello.

I'm definitely in the putting on loads of weight camp, although I do eat a ridiculous amount of chocolate biscuits every day so can hardly be surprised!

ga I wonder if they noticed?!

doesn't want to be the one to point out that Hammer time was MC Hammer and that I remember it being released

RunDMC did Walk this Way with Aerosmith

off to hide now I've shown my age

Jelly that's such a shame lovie

Jelly sorry to hear your Mam's such a self-absorbed arsehole, you deserve better and I'm glad your Nan has stepped up instead. Why would your mother expect to be told first when she's proved herself to be a twat immediately on hearing the news? for you and I recommend getting a jiffy bag off Tee for your mother

Congratulations rdm and em*, and thanks for delurking, the more filthy buggers we get in here the better so by all means speak up

La Yeah to plug and hell yeah to contractions. Minila it is time to exit via the chute provided, quickly but gently please and thank you.

Ga I'm having bladder issues too but have always made the toilet. I applaud your ability to entertain with piss all over your arse. You are clearly a legend, keep up the good work.

As for me, I had my Birth Choices Clinic today and met a lovely midwife who talked a massive amount of sense. She knew a lot more about vbacs than the two consultants I've seen before and she gave me loads more info which I'm really happy about. She told me they look after ladies like me all the time and reassured me that I wasn't being reckless by having a go. I conceded to allow continuous monitoring provided I get the remote ones which mean I get to keep mobile throughout labour. I'm excited, not just reassured, thinking I might actually get a birth I can be proud of rather than something acceptable in getting out baby.

The only downside is I got put on iron tablets and will soon by attempting to pass granite hard poos through my bulbous haemorrhoid-infested arse. Yay for ripping myself a new one every morning.

Sorry about your mum jelly, at least you've done it though. I find thinking about telling them stuff is half the battle. Bit of a specific set of circumstances but are you considering using grandparents names for baby names/middle names? I want to use Grandads but think Dad might kick off.

No name yet honey. Trying a new one each day. Today's isn't a goer - doesn't suit him.

Welcome to the de-lurkers! Tell us about your bowel movements!

Oh god yes well done to la and loss of plug! The sight of my last one falling out and sort of...quivering...mid-thigh will haunt my dreams forever. And dh's I imagine. Such a magical time between you and your loved ones this childbirth

Purple

Good news Rhi!

Meeting today seems positive rhi, and how nice you are actually excited about it! the description of your arse is almost poetic!

I thought iron tabs were meant to give you the runs rhi?? Bum grape sympathies

What name was it today Dulce?? I really struggled with the whole naming thing because babies (to me) just don't look like anything. They're just cute little squidges!! We just had to make a decision and stick with it in the end... and minipopz is growing into it now

Resting sounds v sensible La. You might find everything ramps up as soon as you try and lie down and go to bed... So excited for you xx

You guys do make me laugh!

Have spent evening bouncing, walking and timing but things have gone bit calm. I'm taking myself to bed early coz I'm knackered! Got to go for more acupuncture and another sweep tomorrow if no joy,

Not your mistakes Jelly

Try Spatone Rhi? Much gentler on the old Jeremies. I got away without any iron during pregnancy - 6w pp bleeding and endless blood tests means I need it now.

Love Walk this Way too

Bloody hell La you're a sweepaholic!

OMG! Why did I do it?

Why did I just Google 'mucus plug'

Another sweep? Gosh! Come MiniLa! Get on with it!

Anyone else thinking la just likes being felt up by her midwife? I mean how many sweeps can one person need!

Jumping into bed now knowing I will be woken in a few hours with a random pain/ache/need to wee etc

Also, what are your thoughts on the name "Iris"? I keep coming back to it. Obviously the flower, but also can mean " rainbow" which is cute. And yet... I dunno. Is it airy fairy?

if you think that's rank second definitely don't google "bloody show" !!

I like it honey - my friend named her little girl Iris. I don't think its airy fairy at all.

honey both our girls have flower names and they really suit them.

rhi that's lovely news! Lots of arse sympathy to you!
molly nah they didn't suspect my leggings were wet look disco style anyway thank fuck.
jelly fuck her!
la have a nice sleep.

Ha ha Tea I Google imaged EWCM when TTC. Can never erase those pictures from my mind!

Bless you midwives La, they are providing a good service to try to get minila out, hope you get the hardcore one again!

What are these birth choice clinics of which you speak?

Bump is painful tonight. I think my abdominal muscles may be separating due to the large amount of curry consumed!!