We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Hay ladies, I've been inspired by em to stop lurking. I've been reading your posts since we were ttc and I'm now 24 wks pregnant (hope I don't sound too much like a creepy stalker!?)
So introductions- nearly 32, currently 24 wks with DC1.

Nice to finally 'meet' you all!

Go La!

Hi rd! (I totally forgot that this is a public forum when I post about farting and poos!!)

JC, that's great news for work! Is your 20 week scan a little early? I have two weeks to go until mine, gah!

Hi Rdm! Your name makes me think "Run DMC" so now I singing Hammer time in my head. Groovy.

Feeling very sick. DH bought me a bucket. Heaving a lot. Not actually being sick though.

Fish fingers in the oven. I am going to eat them in a sandwich in a way that will make lots of you despair.

Then I am going to attempt to get to Aldi tomorrow and buy those pork burgers they have with the cold meats, and eat them. In a roll with melted cheese.

It's so odd that I go from "about to vom" to "give me the food". The nausea doesn't stop at all, but suddenly I can eat.

I've had an awful day. What am I supposd to do about it now i can't drink a pint of gin!?

pud I can't stop eating either. Like every two hours I start to feel sick and hungry... I'm about 3 kilos heavier than I'd like to be already and 2 kilos lighter than I was when I got pregnant with DD. I'm mentally resigning myself to never reach my goal weight. Like, ever.

Yeah in light of this not actually being our private club I think I may rein in the Epi-No updates

Thanks guys, I shouldn't be upset, I have no relationship with her and baby's nanny will be my nan and dp's mum but I guess I expected a congrats.

Welcome rdm :) did you ever post on the undergrads? I'm sure I recognise your username

Yeah pud mines at 19+4 so a little earlier. How many weeks will you be then?

Oh no country what's happened? Can't help with the gin I'm afraid. ...

Welcome rmd

Work has been horrendous and have just had to drop 200 on service/mot

How am I to cheer myself up? Dh isn't even home tonight

Chocolate!!

Magnums Country, magnums. or 3 portions of curry

JC mine is 20+4, those extra 4 days will drive me potty!

Indigo, noooooooo we need to know when you get to 10!!!

Oh no country

Have a magnum
Get takeaway
Watch trashy TV/good film/something DH wouldn't enjoy
Have a looooong shower
Chocolate
Cake
Chocolate cake

I'm allergic to dairy :(

All of those in the list- one thing along probably won't be enough

Balls! Dairy free icecream and strawberries then?

Yo!

Yeah drinking lots of water is best way to rid of water retention. Dulcet I've heard it can take a few weeks to get back to normal so don't worry!

Jelly - that's rotten of your mum! I'm so sorry :(. At least you have your GPs who are being lovely and excited for you, but that's so unfair of your mum. Hopefully she'll come round and realise she's being unfair.

Ga - plug looked like clear runny snot! If you google image it not when eating! it looked like the pics there

Hi rdm! Congratulations and welcome! I wonder how many more lurkers are out there!! Add yourself to the stats sheet.

Great news about work and hb JC!

Honey the eating all food then feeling vommy sounds very first tri to me! I remember being sooooo hungry then eating and feeling horrendous!

Indigo - nooooooo don't censor yourself! Right - all lurkers please say hi so we can continue our epi-no updates

Country - becks blue or non alcoholic koppaburg! Tastes same as alco so feels like boozing

Nothing dramatic happening here. Getting distinct tightening every 30 mins which I assume are contractions. They don't hurt at the moment. I was walking around lots as it seemed to keep them going but I've decided resting is probably more sensible just now in case I'm in for a long ride. Does that sound sensible?

Baby is v v active so I guess whatever I can feel is more intense where he is!

pud no eat your dp's portion too! You make me with your no weight gain, I'm 16+3 and god knows how much weight I've gained...I'd gained 7lbs by a couple of weeks ago and haven't weighed since. My dh, friends and family are all telling me I look the same excluding the bump (lies) so please be fat with me.

First pregnancy yoga class today which was most enjoyable! There was some yoga involved but a lot was relaxation and chatting about pregnancy/baby stuff, lush!

Hi all!

Sorry for the radio silence - minichamp has me pinned down to a chair feeding most of the day and my one handed typing skills are limited.

la I was so hoping to pop on and see news of minila but I will just have to make do with your plug -Yey!!

I didn't see my plug either I fear we may find it down the side of the sofa (which DH now refuses to sit on and I inwardly cringe when visitors make themselves comfy ).

I had active management of 3rd stage as I was at higher risk of pph but I also had delayed cord clamping. I agree it is the weirdest sensation and a cruel slap in the face after giving birth.

ga weight - I weighed myself the day before I have birth and the day after - 1 stone down out of the 30lbs I put on. I didn't eat much in the day I have birth and the next day I think I was still running on adrenaline. I have lost 2lb since but gained ginormous norks - DH is quite impressed

Will try to catch up with everyone's news soon xxxx

fleur! Great to hear from you!! Hugs xx

jelly I'm so sorry. I'm glad you've got your grandparents, they sound lovely and you're obviously very close with them. Hope your mum comes round though.

country sorry you've had a crap day and I hope you can find a dairy free treat to cheer you up.

la Ooh exciting that things are happening! Keep us posted! Can't offer any advice as I'm a total n00b myself. waves pompoms

looking glad yoga was good. I should really do some sort of exercise!

fleur! Good to hear feeding is going well! Sticking my fingers in my ears about third stage labour and the possibility of my norks getting even bigger for now lalala

Fleur! How's minichamp getting on? Boob addict from the sounds of it.

Speaking of boob addicts... Dulcet, does minidulcet have a name yet?

jelly your mother is clearly being a total cunt. No wonder your nan was the first to know. What a knobbish thing to say

Welcome to em and rdm and congratulations! Fwiw it was the humour, frank discussion and general awesomeness of this thread that persuaded me to unlurk so don't go changing any of you!

GBS I'll be paying for the private test if they don't offer (though they'd bloody better). DS was very very poorly when born, they ended up not growing any cultures from all the samples they took from him but big theory was GBS and was advised to proceed as if I'd had it in next pregnancy. Trouble is I've moved counties since then so nobody will remember me from last time! I want them hooking me up to antibiotics at the first sniff of a contraction!

jelly I'm so sorry your mum has upset you like that. Your nan is absolutely the one who matters but I'm sorry your mum couldn't get it together for you

There were loads of people I wanted to catch up with but have forgotten them all! Blame the excellent mac and cheese I just had for dinner, am now pinned to sofa! Sorry!

Whoops I mean to say hi rd! And hi to any other lurkers still out there say hello!