Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Country I have a big bag of ready to eat prunes and eat five (prunes, not bags) each evening. Seems to be clearing the pipes just lovely [grin[

Ooh tea, snap, my approach too! Only I have 6-7. I've run out of dried but have a lovely lovely tinned lot for tonight...

pud i thought you said 'i did something constructive - i weed on the patio' made me spit my tea a bit! I had to re read it twice!

What are you so doing here la?

ga that's awful. My 2013 group from dd are great but I'm watching the march 2016 thread at the moment, not sure it'll work for me.

Ha ha ha Totally, well I am preggers, anything goes!

Purple re your crib comment above. Micro can roll over but is still fine in a crib. She can't roll over in it as there isn't enough room. I would say though that most six month olds are too big for a crib. Also, not all six month olds can roll over. Not sure if any of that info is helpful...

Start a fight Ga, you go girl!

I don't think my headaches are caffeine withdrawal because I didn't have caffeine before I was up the duff either. I do get storm/change in pressure headaches and I am crap at drinking enough water. I heard that preggos get headaches because of increased blood/blood vessels relaxing or sommat.

la I haven't seen A League of Their Own, might have to give it a go. Fave chick flicks: Easy A and Mean Girls. Fave film overall: Silver Linings Playbook. I like superhero films like Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, etc. too.

ga, thurs I've just unwatched the Feb fred again. Everyone seems fine it's just too many people for me to keep up with and I feel like everyone being at the same, relatively early stage makes for an anxiety echo chamber.

I can't believe there's a March 2016 thread already also Totally is my due date buddy (but a year later)

Marking place hoping for news of a new JS baby/babies soon!!

Ooh Totally what month in 2013?

Thursday I put myself through it because I'm nosey and enjoy some of the crack and because I'm the only one who swears. Someone has to wave the cunt flag, right?

quite right ga!

Sept FB group seem like a nice bunch. There's no psychos or drama queens. I'm sure you'd be welcome Ga

Thanks for the crib advice Wil. My giant nephew is 6.5 months and rolling all over the place

I get pressure headaches and migraines. Haven't had one for weeks though touch wood

Took paracetamol today, nothing would shift it

Been to pizza express for tea

I still go on the Feb group but i did nearly cause a riot on there a while back by calling someone out on their overly depressing whining. Some groups just aren't for folk like us.

Don't think my headaches are caffeine withdrawal unless it's massively delayed (not had caffeine since BFP!).

Oh i'm joining the healthy food bandwagon tonight with a Kebab. But I don't think i'll eat it, I have a feeling I won't manage it.

I can't find your comment on the October group ga! It's mostly a bit down in the dumps for me on there, some ladies do seem to be in shit situations with their other halves, true, but there's not a lot of positivity or humour!

Does empire records count as a chick flick? If so, that. Favourite film is probably chitty chitty bang bang. Caratacus reminds me of my dad

ga my nct group was like that. I found it all rather hard work. There was quite a spectacular implosion over Christmas which I sat on the sidelines agog at so don't really have to deal with them any more!

Headache again here too. My brain feels all scooped out and spongy

I can't find your comment on the October group ga! It's mostly a bit down in the dumps for me on there, some ladies do seem to be in shit situations with their other halves, true, but there's not a lot of positivity or humour!

Forgot to say thanks for the fred dulcet! Epic title

Molly I'm still scared of the child catcher shudder

Struggled to give myself a pedicure tonight. Soaked them then struggled with pedegg and put cream on!
Not attempting painting toenails anymore. DH can't cope with feet and mine aren't even bad these days

Me and dulcet were the black sheep of July FB group, we ruffled a few feathers asking them to stop bitching about folk. The actual July thread is nice though.

I found same thing about the fb group - a lot of moaning on there which got a bit depressing

If you want a laff I've posted possibly the worst bump photo you'll ever see on Facebook.

You're welcome

Well I have let everyone down today by not having a baby. Had promised DH,MW and turns out it was even MIL sweepstake date and I am going to bed still pregnant. I am a failure.

Got stuck watching CCBB last weekend molly. A classic!

Stick with us ga, we love your filthy mouth! I found the FB page worse than the MN page so just left that in the end, still read the MN page as it's not so bitchy.

I'm very lucky that I didn't come to mumsnet until after DS was born - by due date I would have been in the March group, but he didn't arrive til April and I'm still involved with a v supportive FB group of mums

The original JSer has just popped up on undergrads!

Oooh another one here terrified of child catcher!

Dulcet - tomorrow you're having a baby!

Ga I saw your comment and I gave you a round of applause from my living room. That post was awful and deserved a response. I've rarely posted on that there bus so I didn't think it was my place to, but I'm glad you did. The October bus people get on my nerves a bit in general to be honest.

My kids are asleep and looking all beautiful, I do like the peace of a night off but it bewilders me why DM can't just let them sleep until the middle of the night.

Good on you ga for sticking up for folk!