Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Thanks Rhi I'm feeling more positive today think yesterday I was a bit totes emosh. It really helps that it's not so hot!

Bfp on jser thread...

La, that baby can't stay in there forever. I'm glad you feel a bit more chilled about it today, honestly, I really recommend doing lots of things alone or that don't involve babysitters

Oh and thanks for the heads up on the BFP!

Rhi your poor bottom. I think I got like one pile last time - really bloody itchy, I feel for you

I've got a really jittery tummy this evening - like adrenaline without the adrenaline.

Yay honey!!!!
Gymnastics party complete.
Hen night in an hour.

ga man up and stop complaining or you don't deserve to be invited to these things..

What are hen activities ga?

The questions are the worst la! Really unhelpful! I got upset last week when work friend said I disappointed her by not dropping on her sweepstake guess. They obviously don't mean it but made it clear it didn't help!

I'm feeling a bit rougher today indigo. They made me get up to walk, which is good but pain is clearer then. Also tired of being in hospital where someone is constantly showing up at bed for one of us. Jabs, obs, advice, check over. Just leave me alone!

Dulcet have they said when you guys can go home? Is it usually 2 day stay after CS? How are you getting on with bf?

Ga what does a gymnastics party involve? I used to do gymnastics when I was wee but I was shite at it. Have fun at the hen - the only hens I've enjoyed I've been wasted!

I hate hen parties too -even my own was a total bust

I think it's usually 2 days but we may be 5 if baby has an infection. He has a blood test tonight to check. If all ok then home tomorrow.

I learnt that babies jump a lot in their sleep!

They are doing well for BFPs over there!!

God I loved mine! We went to a lodge in middle of nowhere with a tonne of food and drink and just chilled out for a weekend, went for lunch and cooked dinner together in lodge. My mum dressed up as scary spice in the Union Jack dress for a laugh. She looked incredible! Still the funniest moment of my life

Aww - is that the startle reflex?

By the way we need a new Fred soon. Can someone else do it? I'm superstitious.

The swaddle became a good friend of ours Dulcet!

Yours sounds lovely La - I think my friends thought I'd had a personality transplant for the weekend! The night I organised was fun, but then we had to start again at midday and I just couldn't sustain the vibe with a killer hangover. Luckily my wedding day kicked ass

Evening all :)

honey yay! I have been thinking about you all day! So glad it went ok and you saw beanie's HB :) :) :)

la not long until your little man makes his show! Have faith!

Thanks for all the well wishes for 12 weeks. It feels like the longest 8 weeks since my BFP! I'm now excited for my dating scan Tuesday.

Hehe, minipopz had a mega startle reflex Didn't really help that we were in the bed by the door so everytime someone slammed it shut he lost his shit, poor little man. Hope you get to go tomorrow Dulcet. Keep pestering the mws for your painkillers too - they were rubbish at remembering when I was in.

I had 3 hen dos and they were all shite! I'm not good at organised fun I'm pretty sure I got invited to more hen dos when I was pg than in the whole rest of my life put together. Hope its not too painful ga!

P.s. what happens at a gymnastics party??

Haven't caught up properly yet but saw your lovely grey blob on fb honey! Congratulations! Brilliant news

Dulcet you marvellous woman! Such a similar birth story to mine it was eerie reading. However you have dealt with it all (including baby with infection) with far more positivity than I did, you're an absolute inspiration!

Honey I'm so pleased for you!

La, it's rough I'm really sorry you're getting the rubbish comments and questions. Take full advantage of a preggo free pass and tell them where to go!

I'm also very intrigued by gymnastics party....

Spent the day in Brighton with best friend. Absolutely lovely but pooped now. Definitely a chuck stuff in the oven dinner tonight, chicken Kiev and chips will do nicely!
How do I add self to stats (once DH relinquishes his laptop). Do I put myself in at bottom and it automatically adjusts for date?

Hen dos are fun if you know most people really well and they're relaxed and not overplanned. I always prefer a weekend away to a tacky night on the town.

Caught up now!

la tell them to shove their annoying comments! (if only you could)

I don't like hen parties unless they're not very typically hen partyish...

I can do the fred (though I've never made a thread before) if you give me ideas to go in the title?!

Dulcet it's so inspiring reading about your positivity even when things turned out not how you wanted them too. Well done! I hope miniDulcet gets better and you get to go home soon

Excellent news about the scan honey! Of course you're having a baby, did you think it would be a kitten?

Congrats on 12w jelly, I'm very

La stay positive lovely, the end is in sight

We finally got back from our 2w family visit. I'm so happy to be home! The journey was exhausting, and on top of it they lost our pram But then when we arrived home I found a cheque from HMRC for £300 which cheered me up

I've got title ideas now but it seems a bit early to do it. Also everyone else seems to be out having a life or giving birth possibly tumbleweed

Heh, cross posted carrot

Oooh nice carrot!!

There should definitely be some mention of Pom poms, nipple tassels and sneeze births!