Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Oh and another one here terrified of the child catcher. Michael Myers has nothing on that horrible man.

Was it on the FB group Ga? We can't see it there. But well done for sticking up for them.

I've only been on the Feb thread once. Too many people! Although I see it has now split in to first time mums and those who already have children.

Good for you ga! I think I must've dropped lucky with my Jan2015 fb group. We have a right laugh on there and we've met up irl a couple of times now There is one drama llama... She must be like the unluckiest woman in the world I think... but maybe its just me who thinks that cos I'm a cow!

Where's your piccy gone La?

Oooh how exciting pretzel!! Is she ttc again or just popping on to say hi?

Have you got a sweep or anything booked Dulcet?

She's ttc #3

Too embarrassed. Took it down,

I prefer you lot, you're funny!

I'm in a bit of a stew over one of my best friend's reactions. A while ago she'd said maybe I shouldn't have kids (she said it's not for everyone and I think she didn't want me to make myself miserable in case it didn't happen? But it still hurt my feelings) and she's completely stunned that I'm pg now and asked if it was planned. Why do people not realise that's a rude fucking question?! I'm having a humph in bed about it now (which is clearly really pointless and I just need to get over it).

Aw la there was nothing wrong with that pic! You looked happy!

Pretzel that's out of order!

pretzel that's shit. Sometimes people say really stupid things. She obviously doesn't realise how it sounds

SO many people asked me that when I announced. I can't believe its an acceptable question, I'd never dreamed of asking someone that!! Even my boss said it!

One guy at work even asked me if I'd been using ovulation sticks.... WTF is it to you!?

Really popz? Jeez wtf is wrong with people!

Gosh, people are so nosy!

I am hot. Ceiling fan FTW! Why is it hot though? It was raining today!

dulcet have you not had a show yet?
la get that pic back up!
Rhiannon I look at DD like that too. Aren't they angels when they're asleep ha.
pretzel do you want me to hit her with my cunt cushion?
molly dont think I said it earlier but welcome!

Found it ga. good response in my opinion.

La- embarrassed? Around us??? Surely the viroids are past embarrassment

Dulcet, don't worry, you just pop him or her out whenever. Are you feeling very impatient irl? You sounds quite chilled out.

Oh no La, I loved your bump picture. You need to keep it for you at least - I thought it was quite poignant, the calm before the storm.

Think it is brilliant that the original JSer is back!

Balls, can't sleep. Turned off electronics at 10 and have given up now and turned phone back on! Gx this is the long awaited energy boost and not the dreded preggo insomnia!!!

I am hoping I get more sleep tonight than last night. I like sleep.

Ga I love your quick fire updates.

Yes please ga

honey yeah it's muggy as balls here. Very jealous of your ceiling fan.

One of my cats hasn't come home. She's never not come home before. Expecting her to be there at the door this morning but no sign.

Don't let the friend upset you pretzel, she probably doesn't realise have offensive it is. And it doesn't really matter what the answer is, you are having a baby and that is exciting! How you get there is none of her business! (Being asked about OV sticks is pretty intense though popz! That's kind of asking 'how hard were you trying?')

Not sure the original JSer will appreciate the secret amount of contraband we have managed to sneak in to TTC!

No show yet ga, but I am told it can start without that. I am mostly calm about it toast, I know it's not an exact science. More worried about getting to the end of my two weeks and what happens then. And fed up with the texts - stop asking!

Morning viroids.

dulcet I hope your cat comes home soon. Must be a worry.

pretzel it's a horrible question isn't it. It's literally the first thing my MiL asked when we told them we were pg. Some people eh.

I had a terrible nights sleep last night. Great way to start the working week!

Shit nights sleep here too. Lots of weeing, very thirsty too. Vicious circle.
So tired. Dont wanna go to work.

Ooh I'm off to the Oct group to see what's been said

Rubbish that you slept shit ga - I'm still clinging onto being able to sleep well, really hoping it lasts!

I'm in such a bad mood today, we've had no water since yesterday morning and the landlord is now being a total dick about it all and keeps sending round completely useless guys who have no idea what they're doing. Typical for this country but it's so frustrating. Had to go to my friends for a shower last night. After a bit of a blazer last night between landlord and mr bat the landlord's response was well if you don't like it then you can leave. Nice. I think I'm just feeling a bit sorry for myself as feels like everything happening at once - Mr bat having no job, breaking the car and now no water and landlord being horrid about it. Not how I envisaged the run up to having a baby to be! Boohoo

Oh bat! That's so frustrating! Hope it gets sorted soon.

Dulcet gx your cat returns quickly. I'm sure it's off having fun somewhere.

That sounds really shit bat I hope your landlord gets off his backside and sorts it out soon.

pretzel I got that loads. DH and I have been married for a long time and so I think the expectation was that we would not have children. I also got asked whether we had been trying for ages and even if we had IVF! Not sure whether that is anyone's business?!?

No news here. DH was hoping he wouldn't have to go to work today.

MIL is almost wetting herself with excitement and is coming to London on Tuesday, regardless of baby news. Not sure why, perhaps she thinks her presence will entice the baby out?

Off swimming and then for a walk this afternoon. Come on Minifleur!!

la I didn't see your bumpy but later, if I can get the camera to cooperate, I will share a god awful photo of me taken this weekend. DH wanted a memento.... In my pants. Not attractive.

Have a lovely day viroids xxx

Morning all!

Try not to let it get to you pretzel - people get verbal diarrhoea with birth announcements. They think they need info, but all they really is to simply say congratulations!

I'm sure your cat will turn up Dulcet. I know it's out of character for him/her but actually cats are v well designed to look after themselves.

Sorry bad sleepers but DS, DH & I all only just woke up. Staying the weekend at Nannys obviously wore him out!

Today I have the exciting task of food shopping, and buying the lasts bits of DH birthday present.

bat that's sounds seriously stressful, any chance you could call your landlords bluff and actually move?