Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Page two and I have only just found you!

Glad the trip went well niff puts into perspective our worries about having a newborn / choosing prams etc. - at least we have pavement!!

Curry did not make Minifleur move but was delicious we have gone through the hospital bags this morning - DH is like a sergeant major bless him. He doesn't understand that I can't pack my going home from hospital outfit yet as I only have 3 things that fit comfortably. It will just have to be whatever is clean!!!

I also need to take my own sieve if I want a water birth, grim.

Ladies on iron tablets - TMI- but when not blocked up are your bowels massive and just, well, vile?

Tip for iron tablet horrors - flaxseeds/linseeds are a natural laxative my MW recommended to me. I ate them on my cereal, seemed to help. But yes, I had hard and black poos Fleur

niff sorry I'm a newb, why are you fleeing to SE Asia?

I'm wondering if buying an eBay iCandy at not even 5 weeks is a major jinx could I get away with saying its for DS??? Everyone will guess for sure

Feeling more rested this morning as DM has been on Eris duty for two mornings which has really helped. I had uncomfortable cramps again this morning but have just done an epic poo so I think the two might be related.

I am not on Iron at the mo but took them for a couple of years when I was an anaemic. Not very much fun in the poo department. Moist toilet tissues help though.

Hello new thread!

jelly I've been getting minging headaches. I do get migraines anyway but obviously now can't take anything for them except paracetamol which is no use to man nor beast. Got the mw on Tuesday so going to ask her about them but the migraine society seems to think a lot of headaches etc die out by 16 weeks so here's hoping. Had none with DS, apart from the three day bedridden caffeine withdrawal killer after bfp so bit gutted I've got them this time round! But then with DS I had thrush for the whole bloody nine months so swings and roundabouts eh?!

Can't remember who asked about delurking but essentially I realised how ridiculous it was to be shy in an online forum! I'm rather ridiculously shy in RL and decided I needed to get over myself. I also probably wouldn't have lurked for so long had my tablet's keyboard not been playing up something chronic. Resolved now but roll on end of contract in October when I can finally bid EE a triumphant farewell!

This week's dreams mainly involved threesomes with Cam and Mitch from modern family. I think we might all have been married to each other. Was definitely more into Cam than Mitch which is surprising as I would have thought it would have been the other way round. If I'd had to choose. Last week was Marilyn Mansion who tbh I totally would anyway (blame the misspent youth) but was so vivid and so hornifying I'm considering getting a contact lens and black lipstick for DH. He could...probably carry it off. If I were to make my eyes go a bit blurry maybe.

Any nice Sunday plans anyone?

Epic poo FTW pud! Glad you got a good sleep at least. Is Eris getting stronger still?

Sorry I said Singapore niff, no idea where that came from! Sounds positive though and at least you know more of what to expect now you've been there. When is your next trip out there?

Take your own sieve fleur?! Whaaaaat?! My iron poos haven't been blocked which is good but they are not pretty either. Greeny/black and sticky is probably a good description. Is that what you mean?

I like the sound of your dream indigo, did it happen today?! I'm bounce, bounce, bouncing but I don't think anything is happening. Did your epi-no sales women have before and after photos, like weight watchers?? Haha. I hope not!!

Headaches probably can be attribute to pregnancy jelly, most things can be! Hormones changing etc but staying hydrated helps. Drink lots! You will then need lots of wees...

Boo to everyone's poor sleep - hope you can all nap.

I lol'd at BYO Sieve

Also Molly those dreams sound epic. Sadly I feel I am past the vivid dream stage now, I had some crazy night time goings on although they were mostly just weird. One involved a rabbit being impregnated by a cucumber that turned into a bone from a horse's leg, that one was just plain wrong.

Place marking... Could someone add me to the stats sheet. My phones a dick and I cant

Ah, I see indigo... Like perineal massage but less hands on.... Hope it works out for you!!

Where's Dulcet this morning then

Yo!

Fleur - sieve!? Wtf?? I've not been told this. Do you think a fishing net would do? Or how about a tea strainer?

Me and Mr La are off to the park to stomp around and shift this baby. I swear there's no room in there anymore poor thing, he spends all his time sticking his bum out so I am completely lop sided. I had bath and then went back to bed for a bit so I don't feel as horrible as I did, but definitely time for eviction notice.

I'm fascinated by the epi no, you'll have to let us epi know (hee hee) if it works.

Hooray for MS vanishing! Mind did come back for a few weeks later but mostly it was done at 12 weeks.

Bat my baby's been a right wiggler all the way through

Getting shouted at to get off phone. Catch up later

Here you all are
I've had a long lie in today

Niff I'm glad you got to see what it will be like and you can prepare now.

I knew about the poo sieve, antenatal told us - it's grim though!

I need to start thinking about hospital bags now, and birth plan for spontaneous labour and one for ELCS

Today's job is sort out all the baby stuff that is in the dining room. Wash the neutral and boys clothes and bedding, hand the girls stuff back

Thanks Ga. Obvious maternal bias, but I do make beautiful babies.

La. Snort. Dare you to try it.

TTC at 6w pp here... And I have a crazy friend whose oldest is DD's age and is 26w with number 4. All singletons...

Oh my god chat that's a lot of babies and shagging. Had she ever not been pg since number 1??

pretzel my symptoms have all but gone (except the tiredness) although I've started getting headaches. When I asked the doctor at my scan last week she said they often get people around this stage saying their symptoms have gone :)

I'm here popz, nice try! why won't it come out?!

I haven't been told BYO poo catcher! Just told DH he will have to do it with his hands, or like bobbing for apples. (Yuck!)

Hope you have better weather than here purple for drying the baby things!

Good luck for the walk la! Think labouring thoughts!

I have been dozing in bed all morning. Oops. Oh well, did not get much actual sleep last night, it was all high drama and tension.

Now then. I want pizza. Takeaway stuff. Cast votes please for pizza hut, dominoes or papa Johns.

Dominos. Ranch BBQ. Winner

Dominos it is! BBQ is my fave flavour ever.

DH says that listening to my dreams is like practise for when our child tells him long, boring stories that make no sense

honey how rude of him, I'm sure your dreams are fascinating

jelly I have the headaches too. Ah hopefully it's normal that I'm feeling bit better now then. Also it might come back so I'm trying to make the most of it while I don't feel sick.

On that note I've been blitzing the housework that I had left for far too long! Feel so much happier in the flat now it's nicer. Also sweaty and knackered

Lost you for a minute there! This must be lucky baby Fred.. Poo sieves and saveloys.....yum!

Mr Tee is away with work from tonight for three nights. Me and TT are going to have a baby rave...

pizza coma

Ooh Tee, mama and baby time, lovely!

Jelly/Pretzel, I have heard of headaches as a preggo symptom. Could it be caffeine withdrawal symptoms? Presume you are drinking lots of water too? (Other than that I have no actual useful advice!)

Viroids, I did something productive today!! I weeded the patio. Kind of, in three phases, with lie downs in between! #soproud

I've been headaching and just generally aching in bed all day. Feel. Like. Shit.
In honour of honey I might order dominoes for tea, but only if the delivery lad fetches it up to my bedroom.........oh hang on that's the plot of a porn film isn't it? I'll answer the front door then. I'm feeling too rough to service the dominoes man in porn style.

Must be the day for it. I've got a banging headache too

Now washing the baby clothes we've bought. All the stuff we were given is clean and smelling of fairy. There's no way the baby will wear it all
So everything up to 3 months is in the drawers in the nursery. No room for the rest so it's been put away

What age do they start rolling over? Apparently the crib is only good til then. We can't fit anything bigger in our bedroom or a bed in the nursery. I think he will end up in his own room before 6 months. Anyone else considered this?

I have a headache too - a storm
one. DH calls me a witch as I get headaches before thunder storms

I think it's the weather - we need a good thunder storm! Even my cats are depressed today, they are refusing to go out.

Ga deffo recreate porn dominos movie! I've asked dh for fish and chips today after the chat in here last night.

Been for big stompy walk to park where they've just opened a dinosaur themed kids playground. Had to be restrained by dh from getting on swings he was afraid I'd break them I did have a wee shot in the roundabout though.

Bounced on ball lots but all my cramps are gone. Dh has started thinking of creative ways to get baby out, even considering blowing up bum to force baby out fanjo disclaimer: as a biologist I am aware this would not work

Have had 2 orgasms and that's done nothing so far.

We are entertaining ourselves by annoying the already pissed off cats and downloading chick flicks to entertain me this week. On that note - what's your favourite chick flick? And favourite film overall?

Me:
A league of their own
Probably either LOTR fellowship of ring or Amelie

Headaches are a preggers symptom but also could be dehydration, make sure you're drinking viroids!