Trying to make our fannies wider, Epi-no,no,no! All the pregnancy glamour of difficult shags, dribbly naps and pissy pants. JSers - encouraging food envy for 33 freds.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 32nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 50th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Snap Fleur! are you sure you're not me?

Also I so can't finish packing hospital bag because I only have 3 things that fit so have to keep washing on rotation and will pack whatever is clean at the time!

We are all head achey viroids!

I have a headache from sitting in my parents living room for a couple of hours. They don't smoke indoors when DS is around anymore, but there's no undoing the nearly 30 years worth of smoking in that house

DHs driving makes me feel sick too.

Haha. la, I have watched league of their own and 2 of 3 LOTR this week. I also watched mannequin, Anchorman, Juno and currently overboard is on! Just finished 12 years a slave with DH, we hadn't seen it. Tough watch but good film.

That could be a porn film ga, but only of you tell him you don't have any money but really need the pizza, is there any other way you can repay him?

tee can advise on the storm headaches - is there a storm coming??

Well done in the productivity pud and purple!

Found you! Sorry to hear of all the headaches an sickness viroids, pregnancy sometimes feels like an endurance sport involving putting up with an average of 47 minor ailments at a time.

My little ones spent the night with DM last night so I got to sleep properly and had a bath this morning without being washed by any small people whatsoever

The downside is they have come home grumpy and overtired as my mother kept them up until ten

Ooh that sounds nice Rhi!

The girl who was next before me at my exercise class just had her baby! I saw her fri morning and she had no signs of labour at all. I do hope I'm next - someone is due a week after me.

A league of their own?? Is that a film? I thought you meant that James Corden programme

Hmm, fave chick flick...does Clueless count? Not exactly romantic, but I do t know many men how watched it!

I don't think I choose a single favourite film...I now can't think of ANY, as per usual when anyone mentions films of MN

Rhiannon I feel your joy slash pain re; small children at Granny's!

Ooh Juno - good film. I wanted Juno on the girls' names list but DH said no, silly man! We were really big on Atticus (Atti) for a boy (as in Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mocking Bird), but I read a review of the follow up novel this morning in which he turns out to be a racist?! WTF?! Going to read the new book to find out!!!

So DM told me today that DGrandpa really wants to hire a big house near us for Christmas so that DGrandad, DGrandma, DAunt, DUncle, DM, DF, 2xDBros + GFs can all decend from Yorkshire for a week just after/in anticipation of the arrival of Christmas Pud! Luckily DM is aware that this is a bit ridiculous! What if I haven't had the baby by then? Talk about pressure!! DM is going to say thanks but no thanks but he may well get upset, oh dear!

Juno was a good film. I'm trying to think of more. Stepmom is a good chick flick. I don't really watch many chick flicks
Sweet home Alabama? Kill Bill?
I like die hard and lethal weapon type films, DH hates them!

I'm going to rewatch Cold Feet when I finish work, haven't watched it in 10 years and found the DVD the other day

Honey, DHs car has fuck all suspension (sports/rally model) so I'm refusing to get in it. He doesn't avoid enough bumps for me either.
So basically I'm doing all the driving, and in my car!

No storms currently, doesn't look likely.... sorry! There is a small frontal trough bumbling across the UK at the moment with an associated low pressure. That'll be what's giving you a storm headache if you're susceptible to them; some people are sensitive to barometric pressure changes, it isn't widely understood, but the thinking is that the change in pressure reduces dialating of blood vessels on the brain and you get a little bit less oxygen than normal. A tiny amount I may add! This in turn gives you a headache. I've only ever had one, and that was before the El Reno tornado. I guess I just have a non sensitive brain....

Gosh tee, are you a meteorologist? V interesting!

Purple DH just think brakes should only be applied at the last minute.

I don't have a favourite film. I have hundreds of films for all occasions. (I have about 1000 discs... Prob about 700 films )

I dont do chick flicks.
Nor do I flick chicks
Dominoes driver was an old woman. As I said I dont flick chicks.
Cool storm info tee
I've just been assertive on the October bus again

Dear lord I've just been to the toilet for the first time since wed. Wtf?!?!?

Am having Chinese for dinner :)

I love watching Armageddon

Country I assume we're talking poos here? If you've not weed since weds my hat's off to you. I wee at 5 minute intervals (it was at least 7 mins pre-preggers).

My DH loves chick flicks. I like a good action movie.

Hope you enjoyed your Dominoes honey. I had Dominoes last night... I think its replaced my KFC addiction

Hope everything's going ok without PapaTee Tee!

COME OUT babies!! Impressed by your commitment La I made DH shag me for about 5 nights running around my due date. I was just using him for his prostaglandins though... never made it as far as orgasms

Haha def not wees... That i have absolutely no problem with haha

Ooh ga what you been saying??

Country, prunes are your friend, as is tinned fruit!

Oh dear Ga! what did you say?

That would be a lot of pressure pud! Lovely in the right circumstances I am sure but either way: newborn or still pregnant, you may not be wanting to entertain to that level. Maybe next year??

Was it on the FB Oct group ga? Went to the thread to have a nose and couldn't see anything! Sorry your pizza porno didn't work out...

Hope you got those kids to bed rhi, or at least on the way there now!

Poo celebrations to you country, I think my record was 5/6 days!

What a poor diet we have all had this weekend!

Mr La wasn't here popz so had to improvise!

Ga what happened?

I don't mind chick flicks when turning brain off but prefer stuff like Memento.

We just had Chinese - yeah, healthy, I had spicy schezuan

It was on the FB group. Someone said something really unpleasant about another mam (sorry for being vague) and I called her out on it. They will chuck me off that bus one of these days I said something about designer baby wear last month that went down like a lead balloon.
They are not my people!
I can't be specific but shit like.....hey girls, today my DH stabbed me in the face with a really sharp knife and called me a cunt. I feel really down now.
And the replies will be shit like....aw hun! Hugs! Hope he calms down soon. Just cheer yourself up with some nice booze free wine til he comes back he must be so stressed.
Wah! Rant. Over!

Oh thank god someone has agreed with me on the FB thread. Phew.

ga why put yourself through it?!

I've just poked my nose onto the March thread, but I'm not sure I'm going to stick it.