Avoiding accidental golden showers and unsolicited bump touching while enjoying the gamble of the poo-lottery and apparently getting more massive by the day - JSer grads 31!

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 31st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 49th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

Oh, from the creepy dream file: I was on Big Brother, they gave us cosmetic surgery and had loads of androids in there. Oh, and to cut a loooong dream short, they messed with my brothers wheelchair so I beat the producer round the head with the metal arm from it! Mostly I hit the window above his head whilst screaming at him, but then lowered my aim. And woke up, thank God.

That's messed up Honey.

Funny about posts having an accent - I don't think I have a particularly strong accent but maybe I do to a southener.

Ooh La are you going to do a baby? either that or you've eaten something dodgy.

It's not diarrhoea it's just needing to go. T.m.i.!

Did have prawns last night but v cooked.

Baby is having party

I guess I am quite protective of my brother.

Honey I had fantastic pg dreams I kind of miss them!!! Yours sound like adventures

I dreamt I was in a ladies prison in Thailand. Too much OITNB me thinks.

la gx this is something happening! Exciting (and crazy that it's gone so quick).

Good luck for all you with appointments and scans!

Oh and the next time I complain about lack of symptoms point me in the direction of this post. Chundering episode número 3 of the pregnancy this morning. Fun times.

Ha! Told u jelly ;). At least it reassures you

This pg has gone quick for everyone except me!

Aargh argh argh argh 12 week scan today argh argh. Aaaaargh! Appt at 10:10. I will be back and hopefully more coherent afterwards. Argh!

ga my bumpie this afternoon, all being well, might be a let down. Turns out it was 60% poo baby. I'd not been eating me prunes...

Great news jelly, well, you know what I mean

I think the last few weeks of pregnancy have flown for me. I think I might actually miss it - the real worry starts for me when the little one arrives and I realise that I have no idea what to do with it

Hope Eris gets better soon pud

I was so hot in the night, I think I drank about 3 litres of water and then, of course, had to pee it all out.

I was up early, have been swimming and have just eaten my breakfast in the garden. Bliss.

Good luck to everyone with appointments today

Good luck niff! Xx

Good luck Niff and Purple.

La, hope you're feeling better soon - or things start to happen I had a really restless night complete with poo clear out the night before DD arrived. At 37 weeks.

Haha. Loving the messed up dreams honey and jelly. I've not remembered mine in a while but DH dreamt I was in labour last night and we has to get the tube from our home town to birth centre. Not nearly as exciting!

Sorry you feel ill jelly but at least you got the symptoms you were looking for - and we did warn you!

Stop being so productive fleur! It's only just 9am!

Good luck niff. Not long to wait!

Thanks folks

Good luck niff (no way are you 12 weeks, mental). Look forward to scan pic later :)

fleur you are like super woman whilst pg!

My, viroids can talk! Ive not read, I cant keep up!
Life with 4DCs is very busy! Littlest is so cute, and very well behaved, she has let me have two stretches of 4 hr sleeps last night, and is still asleep after the 5:45 feed.
Ga so far i have lost over a stone and 1/2 since last monday! And the scales keep going down.
Right birth story.
9:15 monday morning, given a pessary, slow release apparently. At about ten midwife ran me a bath. Got back to 'bed' at 11 and DH had arrived, started to time my contractions, they were 45 seconds appart! He went to see midwife to check that it should be like that. Midwives got panicky took our pessary and sent me to labour ward by 11:15!
I had two midwives with me from then, one a first year student. They were lovely. Was told to let them know when contractions came, they gad to moniter them by hand, the machine wasnt picking them up.
By 1 o clock contractions had slowed, so the sent me for a walk about hospital. We climed stairs, walked long corridors and went to the cafe to have tea and cake!
Got back to labour ward by 2:30, they called the dr to brake waters to get things moving. That was done at 3:30. Then they fitted a canula ( had 3 attempts, then called for aneithatist) had a drip of sonething to help contractions move!
Didnt start g&a untill about 6, then asked for diamorph at 8.
Change of shift came, and had a welsh midwife, so found it much easier to comunicate through the drugs! She checked me I was 6cm dilated.
At about 9:15 I started to feel pain again, and they were thinking about more diamorph. They were looking at the monitors (DD3 had clip on head) and found things weren't as they were expecting. Midwife had a look under the sheet,and she was crowning! Pushed for 6 minutes according to records and out she popped!
I was having gushes of blood, so they gave me something via drip to sort it out.
Right, Im off, DD3 has woken up, and is hungry again.
dD2 is slowly getting better, got chicken pox the day after we got home from hosp!

Wow cym awesome birth story! Glad it was a short pushing experience though. I bet you will be a busy lady!

Wow cym! That was really interesting - doc the diamorph mean you couldn't feel anything ? Is that like an epidural? Sounds like you're very busy but that it's going ok so far.

In garden eating breakfast in the sun. Definite mat leave perk.

Bloody hell cym that's quite a story! Short pushing though, you must be expert by dc4! It does sound like you've got quite a handful going on at the moment...

Sitting waiting for scan. All 3 scans for MC were at least an hour late. Humph. Not a patient person...

Well done cym! And dealing with chicken pox too - you are super mum

Diamorph means you feel it but dont care La!
Id love to be in garden, need to sort out hay fever first. Doesn't affect me when pg, but comes back with a vengance once they are delivered. Will have to wait until DD2 is no longer a danger to th public to go to pharmacy or see GP.

Waiting for consultant but had scan. We are definitely team blue!
Saw the twig and giggleberries

Brilliant purple!! A wee boybee

Hoorah purple! Twig and giggleberries

Quick question - do I need breast milk storage pots as well as bags, or will bags alone do? Just chucked away the manky pots and bags my friend gave me second hand (they felt furry) and ordered new bags

Aw lovely Purple!

6mins of pushing? Good effort Cym

You don't need both La. Only advantage of pots is you can reuse when weaning (not sure how bags work, maybe they could be used if you did purees)?