Avoiding accidental golden showers and unsolicited bump touching while enjoying the gamble of the poo-lottery and apparently getting more massive by the day - JSer grads 31!

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 31st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 49th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

Keep needing to poo. Like desperate poo where I have to run to toilet. Sharp sore cramps accompanying said poo.

Is this another bizarre stage of pregnancy?

Urge to push La?

I've got my 16 week midwife appointment tomorrow and a doctor's appointment too to discuss going back to work.

Interesting la....I'm sure viroids that know about these things will be round soon......

You did finish packing today, right La? Sounds like your insides are becoming mobile.

For some reason my phone has the word "youth" in huge letters on it, right where my keyboard displays predicted words. It's like it got stuck there. Will be interesting to see if it's still there when I close the keyboard.

I am currently driving myself batty imagining that my baby's brain is being damaged because I haven't got my blood test results yet, and so my thyroid levels could be wrong. And that maybe my preggo vitamins are interfering with absorption and so I am going to have a brain damaged baby and end up terminating. However, I once forgot to take my thyroxine for a month before a blood test and my levels were normal. So, fingers crossed I stop stressing. Will go to doctors tomorrow to chase up bloods, and start taking vitamins with dinner instead.

"youth" changed to "Yuki's", and now says " autoCAD"

Ga I love how your posts have an accent. I even thought "that can get te fuck!" Earlier and giggled a bit.

No - just like I have poo need.

Been getting bump stabby pains but just when trying to do something. If I sit down it goes away.

I also think I have the start of a Jeremy in my bum. Made it 38 weeks without one.

Good luck purple and deeply!

Chat - I'm keeping everything crossed for you and Mr Chat x

Pud if she's got diarrhoea hopefully it's cleaning her out, poor love. When's she due back at vet?

Good luck tomorrow JC! And Gaggia with your extra appointment.

Honey try to take deep breaths and focus on something else when you start to panic. When are your results due?

Bag is packed. I'm keeping mantra in head that baby will be late but today has definitely been a weird day of odd feelings

honey I always think wils posts have an accent too ha ha!
la I won't lie to you. A bowel evacuation usually occurs before labour starts. However it could be the babies position pushing against your bowel.

Certainly sounds like your body is getting ready for something there la!

I have a growth scan tomorrow as well, my bump isn't as big as the midwife would like (she came before dinner!). Am looking forward to seeing the little mountain again!

My movements were a little more subdued the last few days too purple but she has been having a right party today. Is there anything in particular that usually wakes him up?

Ooh La I think minila is perhaps considering her exit strategy.

Called the vet today to chat through with him but don't have a return appointment booked in. It didn't seem there was much they could do. If she gets worse then I will ask them to come here as she got mega stressed going to the vets on Sat and I'm not sure she could take it now; she cut her face she was pressing it so hard against the carrier poor little poppet. (I am aware that I am a mental cat person.)

P.s. We are here for hand holding Honey.

I had the rest last weds La but I don't know how long they take to process. Will pop in and ask and then come straight on here to try and figure out if it's OK or not.

I haven't had anxiety before. It's nothing serious (how I'm feeling now, that is) but I can imagine becoming a right wreck between now and Feb. I'm instantaneous glad you ladies are here. [Hugs]

The giant word this time is "instantaneous".

Hmm, I am so glad. Told you the word was instantaneous

It's now "kawaguchi"

Honey my dh changed settings on my phone once so it said 'giraffe' for you and 'wibbly' for love.

I wibbly giraffe - very confusing

Good luck Mountain and Deeply, hope those babies behave

JC hope all is well with MW

Ga, I read your posts with a North East accent especially when you say canny
Isn't get tae fk a more Glasgow thing?

La hope the runs ease off or mean something we will need regular updates though

Does Anti D hurt as much as a flu jab?

Get tae fuck is very Scottish. We say it and we are Edinburgh

Im afraid anti d does hurt :(

Oh hang on - no! It's the other one that hurts - wc.

Anti d hurts a bit going in but otherwise fine

Oh yeah, WC hurts but anti d is fine purple. Glad you've had some reassuring movement. Being active can really make it hard to tell.

What is going on with your phone honey?! Not sure if I missed something about your bloods (sorry if I did!) when were you expecting the results?

Hopefully she is turning a corner pud. You are taking excel bet care of her though, she's very lucky. Do you work close enough to home to pop back at lunch times?

Could be anything at this stage la, but poos and socks are all part of gearing up for labour so be ready! But could also be weeks - who knows!

Well as long as there is a plan chat, and your research can keep you busy for now (yeah right, as if it's that easy to not think about TTC!). We will all cheer you on anyway.

Busy day for appointments tomorrow - good luck everyone!

I could NOT stop shitting just before BabyPis put in an appearance but I was unmistakably in labour at the time. Sounds like baby pressing on your bowels so he's probably nice and low

I think whooping cough is next week
Flu jab really hurt and my arm was sore for days - I'm not normally a wuss either
Just forgot to do my wee samples - will have to do them at hospital after the scan and hope I don't forget again
Still worrying about pre eclampsia but hopefully they will put my mind at rest. I'm looking forward to seeing Purplebaby again and hope he's not too fat this time!

Morning!

Really bad night - had to get up every hour to pee and I mean massive pee! I am knackered.

I've got pain up sides of bump and he is wiggling like a nutcase. Feel sick and rubbish but I don't know if that's pregnancy or heat.

I'm wondering whether I've got bladder infection, but it didn't hurt to pee. Got midwife today so hopefully she can check everything's ok.

I'm trying not to think that this could be beginning of the end, as there's every chance it's not and I still in theory could have 4 weeks to wait! But I don't feel right at all. I think I'm also anxious because I know as soon as I go into proper labour I've got to set off the chain of events. We don't have family here so as soon as we know I'm in labour we've got to let mum know so she can get on train from York to come. She's going to look after the cats for us. I've got someone poised also to look after them in meantime til she gets here.

Good luck today to everyone with appointments! There are a lot of you!

Oh and the desperate poo need is still there - just had to go again

Hee hee loving the poo updates La!

Hope everyone's appointments go well today.

Sorry

Ha ha no it's good, I really think your body is preparing itself, so exciting!

Wow, we're keeping HCP's busy today, aren't we? Good luck everyone.

Dulcet I don't know when they're due. Will brave asking the doctors receptionist!

Today's word is "Warangal's" Which apparently is a word?!