Avoiding accidental golden showers and unsolicited bump touching while enjoying the gamble of the poo-lottery and apparently getting more massive by the day - JSer grads 31!

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 31st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 49th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

TMI warning - my poos have been coming out banana shaped I assume the baby must be pressing on my bowels somewhere!

I agree la I guess you'll have a baby this week

That sounds fun fleur! Mine are green but that's my tablets I think.

Thanks La, I'm trying to keep busy as much as possible. You know, whilst falling asleep all the time. Sounds like you are getting close to meeting your little lad! Exciting!

Fleur mine too, I keep blocking the loo. Tbh I'm just grateful to go!

Ow. Getting cramps. Just going to ignore them I think they are BHs, going to tempt fate by heading to town!

Ooh La get bouncing in your ball!
Hope LoS works

la's going to have a baaaaaaaby! goes back to hiding in the corner

I've been really excited about this mani pedi. I'll be really peed off if baby stops it!

Did big fart in car. Perhaps it was that

Haha la enjoy your mani pedi

La, love, take your notes with you, won't you?

At least your feet will look good when they are up in stirrups tonight!

It's all calmed down, think baby just wanted cake

Could still mean things are ramping up
Are you drinking RLT yet?

Ooh exciting la for potential things happening in the not too distant future! Glad you got your salon visit though

If I stand up too quickly I feel like all my insides are going to drop out, such a lovely feeling. Even though I hated early pregnancy as I was terrified I kind of miss the excitement of it as well with it all being new - now I am quickly heading towards being a heavily pregnant person which is followed by having an actual baby, it's all a bit scary! And I'm only 26 weeks!

bat i would gladly trade places! Still 3 weeks 1 day till my 12 wk scan!

Haha jelly I think I am definitely looking back with rose tinted glasses as I do remember I spent the whole time being absolutely petrified that something would go wrong, some days I felt so anxious I could have cried and in fact I think I probably did once or twice. So not sure what I am thinking really, I think the reality of having to look after a real live little human in the not too distant future is hitting home!

It is scary at this end of pregnancy as it's very real but I would still take it over the first trimester. I just ignored being pregnant in RL in first trimester this time - to keep sane! Was a bit easier for me as Christmas and NY to keep me occupied.

Yeah, I would definitely take the third trimester over the first.

Of course there are still worries but the baby is pretty much cooked and you do get more leeway (because it's obvious to all around that you are pregnant!)

Looking back, I am not sure where the time has gone.

My nails are so pwetty! I have fluorescent orange on my toes and burnt orange on my hands.

Baby you can come now - I'm ready!

Think it was wind this morning. Had coffee and cake with my friend and the pains stopped.

Keeping drinking my RLT just in case and I'll go finish that hospital bag packing...

First tri was terrifying, 2nd was impatiently wanting to be 3rd and 3rd is beached whale!

I'm quite liking 2nd since the nausea has mostly gone. 3rd tri starts tomorrow eek!

La my mum patted her stomach and said that and I was born the next day!

My lovely NDN tells me to "enjoy the 2nd trimester whilst you can" which sounds like sensible advice.

Ooh La it all got a bit exciting there for a mo!

Jelly and Honey, the first tri insecurities are a bit pants. for you. I set myself little milestones to work towards (booking in appointment, a weekend away etc). I did lose it completely for the three days before the scan and was doing a countdown on here! (Viroids were very patient with me!)

Jumping on JCs bandwagon but think I may have felt the baby move last night (15 + 3 is that possible?) I rolled over onto my left and felt a series of pops/knocks on my left hand side. I rolled back onto my back and it stopped. It was like I squished the baby and it was knocking to tell me to stop!

Good to see MiniLa allowed you to finish your nails, priorities in the right place there Mine are a lovely aqua colour, matching the two different dresses for the two weddings we have this week. At least a 20% guest list crossover so no chance of reusing...shame

Back in BE next week, La, after said weddings.

I hate the first trimester. Second and third are much better. Given, I've never gone two weeks over in a heatwave but the wriggly baby times are the best. Jesus, I'm broody - I'll get back to the undergrads...