Avoiding accidental golden showers and unsolicited bump touching while enjoying the gamble of the poo-lottery and apparently getting more massive by the day - JSer grads 31!

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 31st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 49th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

Ah I must have missed it.

ga your DP needs a talking to!

Its so not like him, he's normally very good I don't know WTF he was thinking. He got me the presents I asked for though so not all bad but I was so angry and hated everyone all day.

Ga, that's a bit rubbish of him! Boo.

Sorry your birthday ended badly La
The suturing incident was wih DD...nearly 4 years ago but I still feel the rage! This time the pain relief free breech delivery was a relative walk in the park. It was incredibly quick if nothing else...hey ho, they all arrive somehow. RM hope yours is here safe and your fanjo is still intact

rm have you done a baby yet?

Quick check to see if any news from Rm? No?

Push lovely push! Hope everything's ok.

Ga - me and you on for birthday date?

Heya. I did do a baby!! And he's adorable No name yet.
Born at 19:18, weighing 6lb 10oz. Everyone's doing ok. Will hopefully post more details / photo sometime soon.

Thanks for the well wishes viroids.

Congrats, rm - impressive baby producing skills!

Hooray! Well done RM! Congratulations new mummy xxx

Congratulations! Can't wait to hear more xx

Congratulations rm!! Woohoo!

Congratulations RM!

Congrats RM lovely news!

Hope your birthday improved la

Congratulations rm!

I'm soooo nervous for my 12 week scan this morning, woke up at 6am and couldn't get back to sleep (usually it takes me half hour to get up for work)! I'm nervous about the whole thing but as we saw bean (more like plum/kiwi now) two weeks ago, it's the nuchal translucency thing I'm so nervous about I do have terrible anxiety and always catastrophise but all I can picture is them telling us the NT is really high and I know I'll freak out if they do. Boo.

Yey well done RM!!"

Looking, try to breathe, you will feel much better after the scan. What time is it at?

Oh congratulations RM, look forward to pics

Looking it's scanxiety. I had it with every one, no advice other than try to relax but it's easier said than done. Gx for you

Congratulations RM! Well done you!

Looking I'm sure I will be exactly the same, but try to stay calm.

Yay congrats rm :) welcome to the world little rm.

looking go for a happy healthy scan today.

Huge congrats rm, you are amazing! Look forward to photos!

It is nerve wreaking looking and understandable you would be thinking about it - we probably all work up early on scan day and we certainly all had scaniexty! It's exciting but terrifying. The chances of something being wrong are low, never impossible though, but either way you will know and it's the not knowing that creates the fear at this stage. Hope it's an early one for you so you can get it over with as soon as possible and prevent more anxiety. Have you got anything nice planned for afterwards?

Good luck Looking, hope it all goes well.

Congratulations rm! Hope you're enjoying loads of squidgy cuddles.

Good luck looking, anxiety totally normal for us all and like dulcet said- chances of everything being well are I your side.

Thank you everyone for your kind wishes, it is early luckily at 8:50am, was waiting for an hour last time I was in EPAU mind.

Good luck looking! I'm sure everything will be fine but we all felt exactly the same :) scanxiety is evil. Let us know how you get on

Morning!

Meal turned into a bit of a comedy event. Big table of work colleagues pissed next to us so could Gary hear what dh was saying. Rather than getting annoyed we decided to find it funny. God they were awful! I'm glad I don't work wherever they work. Telling unfunny stories and doing terrible impressions of northerners. I almost turned round and said 'that's not a northern accent, THIS is a fecking northern accent ya fannies!'

Meal was nice and we solved the middle name problem, but not before dh listed 'walter' and 'danger' as his preferred middle names.

Nice.

Presents from dh:
A fan for my hospital bag (romantic!)
A minion pez dispenser
Twizzlers
A book on cameras (I'm not interested in cameras)
A chocolate lolly that said 'I'm sweet on you'

And then, just as I thought divorce might be on the cards...
A voucher for a beauty treatment - hooray!

Ga I think I felt same as you yesterday - just a bit fed up and angry about whole thing. I had lovely invitations from people for lunch but because of window guy I had to stay in all day. I kept getting all these posts and messages from folk saying 'hope you're having a lovely day and being spoiled'. No, it was shite and I'm sitting by myself with a can of tomato soup while some toothless man replaces the windows.

Then after dh finally came home I sobbed on him about my shite day, opened my slightly rubbish presents and started to get ready to go out, at which point landlord decides to 'pop round' to see how windows look. Fine except I was naked, swollen face from crying and he started to bound up the stairs without asking! Dh had to shout stop!!!

Anyways so birthday ended with us tucked in bed with cats watching broadchurch which was exactly what I felt like doing. So all well in the end!

Off to get hair cut today and have lunch with friends.

RM hope you and wee one are ok, looking forward to photo!

*hardly not Gary. Don't know who Gary is

Congratulations Rm!!!!

la I felt the same, all those lovely messages from people asking if I was getting spoiled. No I've had to hoover, take dd for shoes and my nephew threw my chips on the floor!