Avoiding accidental golden showers and unsolicited bump touching while enjoying the gamble of the poo-lottery and apparently getting more massive by the day - JSer grads 31!

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 31st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 49th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

rm keep moving, you can totally do this!

I have to do the sex this afternoon, we got half way yesterday and got interrupted. He's made it clear we shall continue later. I've got heartburn though

Is he still there la? Where are the cats?

Nice vivid dream for pregnancy there honey!

GX RM!

Sex? Can someone please remind me what that is? DH has not been near me in months. I haven't really fancied it either.

Saw the consultant and have been signed off by them until birth. Eeeek! All very, very real now.

Great news fleur!

I think he realised I wasn't pleased - dog has been removed to the front again. My house/garden are tiny so trying to keep cats away from rooms where windows being done was hard enough - dog in garden made it more complicated! Dog is lovely and we've had cuddles, but I don't fancy my cats being chomped.

Go RM go! waves pom poms

Gaggia - I am impressed you're doing it at ALL! I've been completely cold on the sex front the whole time, although my dreams are steamy!

honey congrats on your first preggers dream - they are mental!

I'm pretty pleased la that I've kept my sex drive. Once DD was conceived it was around 3 years til I had sex again.
Heartburn is so unsexy though.

Happy birthday la

No sex here since conception. Poor DP! But then if he never initiates it its his fault too. Dreams are really steamy though but just don't fancy it.

Loverly weather today though sitting in the garden has given me a headache so think I might nap.

You can do it RM! It's all going to be worth it

Ooh, good luck RM! Keep active, remember contractions are good, they make babies come out - you can do it! You can have the good drugs whenever you like, within reason (epidural when crowning unlikely to be granted).

Chat - when's too late for an epidural? They've mentioned it in my antenatal classes but not actually said at which point it would be refused.

Only had sex once or twice here in 8 weeks (since finding out I was pregnant)! The last time was weeks ago and it made me motion sick looking forward to hopefully getting back to normal in the second trimester as I really enjoyed the (albeit short) time we were ttc!

I've had a few La but that was proper odd. Was nice to see Grampa again though. Is window man done yet?

We haven't had sex yet as I don't feel ready, but there's more than one way to suck a penis skin a cat, as they say.

He's GONE! He's GONE! I have two lovely swanky new clean windows that open and everything!

Yaaaaay!

Woooo! Your baby won't boil!

Can't believe how much laundry you've done in the last few days.

Yay! Now get on with the nursery la, don't be lazy!

Postman just bought me a 'first month survival kit' from my friend in Cardiff. She's amazing! There are lots of things for nipples...

yay for windows being done la :)

Oooh you have kind friends dulcet! What's in it?

Soooooo much washing! Final load is on the line! Counting up in total there were...10 loads!

Just got to iron them now. I don't normally iron but I'm doing this as one off!

Cats are happy that dog is gone and are lying in bed inside. I'm sitting in sun with a koppaberg non alc.

Bounce, rm, bounce!

Ah, she is a good egg! Everything had a little note on what it was for. She had her little boy a couple of months ago so a bit ahead but both struggled to conceive. There's nipple cream, nipple guards, a couple of nappies, handcream and a little torch for night feeds! And a little champagne and present for baby that I haven't opened.

I have run out of washing really. I did my baby stuff as I went when using up holiday over the past couple of months.

Name inspiration anyone?

How's it going Rm? Hopefully you're too busy to answer. You'll forget all about the pain afterwards and you'll have a gorgeous squishy baby.

Yes that's true Gouda, everyone reacts differently. Also, not going to lie, like La, I have had a colourful youth and probably quite enjoy the slightly fuzzy feeling of gas and air. I think though that in my case, I was definitely still able to do all that was required physically. I think it helped with contraction pains during mid stages but don't think it's strong enough to mask end stages or baby coming out pain.

Mountain you sound just like my friend. She's hard as nails and just shut down and went into competition mode to give birth which totally worked for her. I tried that but I'm a bit of a woos with a ridiculously low pain threshold so failed miserably .

What happened with your stitches Chat?

Dulcet you have really lovely friends.

wil I've been known to go through quite a considerable amount of nos on a weekend at Glasto... Yes, I know, very naughty and very immature - but oh so much fun at the time (long while ago now!). This is why I know I'll be fine on the g&a!!!

Oh my misspent youth!

I don't like needles particularly and I really hate the idea of having something like pethidine that, if you have a reaction to it, takes a while to get out of your system. At least g&a lasts only as long as you're breathing it then goes away.

dulcet thats brilliant! Your friends are amazing. I just got a birthday present through post from my best mate - Bon Jovi socks for baby. Awesome!

I am quite wimpy when it comes to needles but I'm hard as nails when it comes to incidents/things happening/pain. I've been in tonnes of dangerous situations with wild animals through my job where animal has bitten me or I've been at risk somehow and I am able to stay calm, take deep breaths and put off the pain or shock reaction until I'm somewhere safe and animal is secured. I'm really hoping that kicks in with labour! When it does catch up with me it hurts like fuck, but it's handy as a survival skill in the meantime so I can deal with the situation.

Hope RM is ok - love that she went from thinking nothing would happen for ages to waters breaking in one day :D

Those surely must be the more unique names Dulcet!? No Emma, no Lily, no Amelie! Surely people haven't moved on that fast...?

Anyone else despo to know what Laa does?! I've got images of Steve Irwin or a lion tamer

Not far off...

Zoo keeper?!?!

La our crocodile hunter!

Can't tell you when epi is too late, but can say at my hosp it wasn't administered until established labour, so I had to get to 4-5cm before having it.
I'd suspect it'd be something like 9-10 as a too late? Esp if there is a wait for it. I think if you're thinking about one, the earlier you pop the request in the better.

Hope you're going okay rm it does owch a bit but it does end and will be over soon!

Tiny tee has developed this knack of sharting while feeding. I love him but the smell is killing me and he's glued to my nipple with dogged determination.