JS viroids are here in their 28th outing complete with exploding belly buttons. There's royal foofs and jiffy bag gifts, but most certainly NOT x-rated colouring books at the VAGINA party HQ!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 28th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 46th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

That's my hospital la, in that series of OBEM. And toast I would imagine. But I'm hoping to go to birth centre. I've seen receptionist in the lift though! (have you had your NCT class yet?)

Cousin got the class bear a couple weeks ago gaggia, she had lost it an hour after leaving the nursery! All her boy would say is that he ran away. Was found at nannies behind a sofa. Good luck! You have to do something with the thing now!

I think I've made DH sound horrid, he's really not. He wasn't saying I can't eat chocolate, just I can't have that instead of meals as I have stopped eating meals. He means well and he does love me!

Awww dulcet we know he's not horrid really :) We're just being overprotective preggers viroids. Mine is being pretty indulgent with the sweet snacks but does remind me every now and then that I might want to eat a bit more fruit.

NCT is on SAturday - 6 hours! What the heck are we going to talk about for 6 hours??

Thanks for the reassurance ladies.

Just to make me feel more gorgeous I have a bollicle where's kato

Dulcet was the first one in Yorkshire? I know they used to film it here.

Epic post La I don't know how you remember it all. I have such a shit memory I may have said that before.

I'm back home on Sunday. Back to work on Tuesday. But then I've only got 12 weeks at work before mat leave

I read the Stephen Hawking book written by his 1st wife which I mostly enjoyed. Now I'm on the La Leche League book about BF which is scaring me. Also got a free book on sleep with this months Mother and Baby mag which seems quite helpful. However with all this information I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed at the mo

Shit...really need to get round to reading about bf!

I type it into notepad purple if on pc. If on mobile it's a nightmare I have to type it out, copy it, go back and read a bit then paste into new message and type again. Hate the app!

No, hampshire first 2 purple. Moved to Leeds then.

6hrs all at once la?! Ours is split across Weds evenings for a month. Hope you get plenty of breaks to meet the others.

la - we've got 2 six hour sessions and one 2 hour one - it feels like a crash course! Ours aren't till August so bump had better stay put till then! !!
Welcome, jelly :)

Rhiannon I've added you to the October facebook group. It should be good for a laugh. Not that I'm laughing at the hysteria or pearl clutching or vom worthy meme's no. Not me.

Ah the pearl clutching cracks me up!!'

Me too! I'm.the only one on that group that has ever said fuck. I might drop a c bomb on them one day just for giggles.
Plus their TMI isn't anywhere near TMI.

I'm on the September one. I haven't posted much but it's sometimes good to compare notes with people at the same stage.
I find you all much more helpful likeminded nuts though

Shiiiiite! They are talking hospital bags on there! They are 21-25 weeks! I don't need to do that yet surely. I haven't started on the fecking nursery yet!

God the loft thread is terrifying me!

Hospital bags!!!!! Hell no you don't need to worry about that yet!

Gaggia pissing myself at the class bear. How are you with photoshop? Either that or I'm sure Little Nut Brown Hare would enjoy a couple of WKDs and a packet of B&H (are they still a thing?) down the social with MrG. What a pain in the arse.

Arrrrrrrgggg!!!! Frigging husbands! He's just come home reeking of fags.

Twat! Honestly I despair - the man is a lost cause

Just checked my bank as suspected that we might get paid a bit earlier and I've been deducted nearly £1k!! I can only assume that my entire season ticket loan has been repaid in one lump after I cancelled it. I've just emailed payroll (who sit next to me at work) and said 'erm, wtf?!' As I expected it to be deducted over the next three months, not all in one. Thanks for telling me guys! Short and long of it is after my half of the bills etc it leaves me really tight absolutely bloody skint and because of this month's early payment, June is a 5 week month. I'm hoping they can at least rework it so I can have some of that money back and spread it. Bad fucking times, I've got stuff to buy and although sitting on my arse at home is cheap, I was hoping to at least have one little spree in TK maxx. It's the last payday before I'm due and although we don't have anything significant to buy, just watching all my direct debits sail out of my account before my eyes has made me gulp a bit. Bollocksy shit shit.

Def not in early labour la although I suspect the 4am bank balance drama has sent my blood pressure through the roof...

That's not good tee - they should have been clear about when and how much would be taken particularly with baby coming which presumably they know about! I take it your work loans you season ticket funds and you pay over time usually?

Bloody hell just woken up with acid reflux. Yucky.
Having naughty dreams too until that happened, damn. Might see what I can get from mr toast now, seeing as I'm awake and all. In my acidic state. Yum.
La what's the loft thread?
Tee, that's a bitch, I hope you can sort it.
Ga, do it.

Morning all :)

ga yesterday was ever so slightly pink (or orangey?) tinged cm but lots of it (kept thinking it was the witch and dashing to the loo). Today seems better. Did a FRER and I'm pretty sure the line is stronger so that's relaxed me a lot. Going to refrain from pissing on more sticks until next week when I do another digi to hopefully see 3 weeks instead of 1-2.

I'm still nervous because I'm only 3+6 but I guess that feeling never goes. I've got painful boobs right now! Pretty much my only "symptom" :)

tee that's mighty unfair of your work. If this bean sticks gingers crossed then my mat leave will start as my season ticket ends this year.

Did realise last night that my holiday allowance resets AFTER I would have the baby (like 3 months after) so not going to use any more holiday. Also going to ask my boss when I'm ready to tell him if I get my
Bonus (we get paid in February and my EDD is 26th Jan).

Sorry for the long post :)

Jelly try not to put too much faith on to the digis, they are notoriously inaccurate. Yey for a darker FRER though, well done!

No more pissy sticks jelly swiftly confiscates them also digis not accurate so you can stress yourself out with them

God I'm tired

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2384729-To-think-theres-someone-living-in-my-loft

Ah that's shit tee, hopefully a fixable mistake though! Can you send virtual tears to make them realise?

That's not a nice way to wake up toast, but fair play if you can use it to your advantage and get a seeing too!

I recommend stopping the sticks jelly, it's one piece of advise that we all ignored but at some point the lines will get fainter and you will panic. Don't be surprised if the digi doesn't move up a week either - they are actually a bit shit for sensitivity!

More words with him la or are you leaving it?

Ok no more pissy sticks :) thanks all.

Will chat to him dulcet. Not sure if it'll make a difference. He just goes pathetic and says 'I'm a bad person '

That gets me more annoyed. Take control of your mistakes and sort it aaaaaaahhhht (bianca from eastenders voice )