Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 27th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!
For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!
The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.
The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!
There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!
There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!
Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0
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Birth clubs
We'd rather have a finger than a funnel whilst eating our bodyweight in Raspberry Magnums to ease the fanny daggers... keep growing those babies viroids, its JS Grads no 27
Purpleball · 30/04/2015 20:27
Hi viroids, sorry for silence. I haven't caught up with the Fred, sorry if I've missed anything. Just checking in to let you know that I think I'm still in latent phase of labour. Contractions keep ramping up then slowing down. MLU keep saying to wait until they're closer together so have been at home the whole time. Have got a routine midwife appt tomorrow morning so will go anyway and see what she says.
DH is being totally awesome and the hypnobirthing is getting me through really well. Just getting impatient to meet her!
Will try to keep you guys up to date as much as poss but finding it easier to cope with if I go into my little bubble! 
Whaaaat Mini? You must be knackered. Hope you're ok and fx things speed up.
Splodge I thought I had hurty Tonis and boom two hours later - baby! jus' saying 
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Oh mini keep your chin up lovey you're doing great! I had a very slow labour as well- it was all stop/start, stop/start. Is it your first? If so its because your body has never done anything like this before so it's getting revved up. Anyway my advice is to keep breathing and rolling around on your ball (if you have one) I was always told to rotate to dilate at Daisy birthing, may not have worked for me but I still remember bits of info lol good luck and I really hope minimi makes an appearance soon!
Splodge also got my fingers crossed for you- lots of hugs for both of you x
La it was an absolute farce, as soon as I got there I kind of knew I was in the wrong place, they'd made me an appointment to discuss my pelvic floor... Not that they can do anything because I'm pregnant! I was so disappointed, the lady consultant was lovely but she was very embarrassed that I'd been sent to her as she had no idea I was pregnant and just bought she was seeing someone after a traumatic birth who needed help not peeing themselves! Yeah that would've been useful nearly a year ago! It was the biggest waste of time ever and the fact I had to wait an hour with a poorly 11 month old and me and DP were exhausted from being up all night with her, plus no pram to put her in just made it all feel a lot worse! Anyway good news is is that I cannot be forced to have another natural birth (the lady doctor said) and I did already have a c section consultation appointment booked but it's not til 26thMay so now I've got another month to wait before finding out whether I'll be allowed one or not! According to the lady I saw today though it should be fine which has kind of put my mind at ease a little but I'm such a worrier anyway I wanted to kind of gear myself up for the date and mentally prepare myself and now I'll have less than 2 weeks to do this if I get one 
Pis
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14 year old son, nearly 6 week old cranky pants, serious bump envy.
Pixie as I understand it you shouldn't be refused a CS. See a summary and a link to NICE guidelines here (might be helpful to print out and take the NICE guidelines with you?)
I need to get on the raspberry magnum bandwagon!
Glad you're ok Mini! Totally understand the need to stay in your bubble - you're doing great. Hope things kick into a more regular pattern soon.
Hope the law of sod doesn't come into play Chat
Hope it all starts happening soon Mini
And Splodge hopefully those Toni's are the worst it's going to be
I've not slept well, kept waking up after weird dreams as usual.
Scanxiety ramping up nicely now . Glad it's a morning appt. I'm looking forward to seeing babypurple again though
Happy Friday viroids, nearly the long weekend
Arghhh I've just remembered that I decided yesterday I was going to be healthy from now on as feel disgusting and huge - but only remembered this after chocolate cake for breakfast and a chicken burger for lunch 
Scan was fine. Baby's heart is doing what it should. Didn't get to see any more of it though they really only were interested in the heart. Heard the heartbeat too. There was a cardiologist present and he's happy
Apparently they will check baby's heart once it's born but 90% of defects inc the major ones are ruled out
We will get to see more on Tuesday for the 20 weeker
Thanks for all the support viroids - love you guys! Just been to midwife and she said everything looks great. 80% effaced and 2cms dilated, head fully engaged. Doesn't sound like much but it was more than I was hoping for so I'm a happy bunny. Had a sweep so now just waiting for it to ramp back up. Trying to rest in between contractions as much as possible - currently watching Disney films!
Hope you're okay splodge? Any more tonis?
purple all the best for scan today. Enjoy seeing babypurple
Arrgghh exciting kato!
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