We'd rather have a finger than a funnel whilst eating our bodyweight in Raspberry Magnums to ease the fanny daggers... keep growing those babies viroids, its JS Grads no 27

[Purpleball]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 27th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

Poo down. Surprisingly fine...I'm glad because I'm having pg massage at 10 and didn't fancy exploding over the massage table

Slightly pissed people are funny. Properly drunk people are annoying. Everyone should stop after about three glasses I reckon La!

I get the rage with the media and all their anti-scottish stuff Dulcet. Like the Scottish Sun supports the SNP but the English one is completely against them and starts fear mongering down south. And unfortunately many people still believe what they read in the papers without thinking that it's all just bullshit to sell papers and make money. And don't even get me started on their Farage obsession which sadly makes him more popular by the minute.

I also think boy for Kate.

I was designated driver last week and had hubby hanging out of the car window and other similarly pissed friends in the back - not fun!

I've actually never had a raspberry magnum but reeeeally want one! We are in a hotel for the weekend for our wedding anniversary and have woken up so late both days we have missed breakfast! Starving!

Yeahhh la congrats on the poo!

I'm seriously considering buying raspberry magnums. I normal,y buy raspberry smoothie lollies for me and magnums for DH

No one was pissed enough to be annoying fortunately

Wil I had 125ml and a meal, and drove over 2 hours later so it was probably out of my system. Definitely not over the English limit even if I'd driven a minute later. Had forgotten the Scottish law change, but must remember for future when I visit my friend then drive back to my hotel.

DHs snoring must have been bad. I've woken up to 6 ear plugs dotted around the bed. I remember being woken and not able to find any.

Today's highlight is a leg and foof wax, enjoy your massage La, it sounds lovely

Oh is Kate in labour? Excellent. Go Kate!
tee I was told DD was engaged almost 3wks before she was born. I spent that whole 3 weeks thinking I was imminent. Bastards.

Yeah Tee first babies can engage really early. MW kept saying I 'wouldn't be long' and I was induced at two weeks overdue .

Sorry Purple, wasn't suggesting for a second you'd be over the limit. More lamenting the opportunity to have a glass of wine with dinner then drive home.

We were so wrong Dulcet!

I know Wil I was just thinking you could chance it law breaking rebel here

Ooh I wrote a bit of a rant about Farage and my iPad flipped out when I went to post it! Could my iPad be a UKIPper?

Anyway I won't rewrite. The Sun in Scotland (oxymoron? ) support the SNP as if they take seats in Scotland from labour that will help seal a conservative victory (albeit in coalition). Labour could win an outright majority with scottish seats. So the Sun on both sides of the border is actually working in partnership.

Do we have a new princess then?

You are right Pis, hadn't thought about it like that. Still fecks me off though as it's clearly all just bullshit meant to manipulate. Imagine if the media was actually impartial, how nice that would be.

You need to ditch the laptop if you reckon it's a UKIP spy. More likely it just took a fit because it was insulted you used it to type his name.

Yes, wonder what she'll be called. I guess they don't have many names they're allowed to choose from - can't imagine they'll be opting for Destiny or Charlize . Splodge and Mini, don't you get a special coin from the royal mint if your babies are born today. Get pushing! would rather have a widescreen telly

Sobbing into picnic foods has ceased! I am a dick so cross with midwife though, I genuinely feel she delighted in scaring me. Knob. Mr tee hit the roof when he got home, think he'll be coming to the next MW appt now, although they don't want to see me until 38wks, by which time I'm hoping it'll be game on anyway. Surprised that they don't want to check bp in between tho, given it has crept up. She told me they don't overlap consultant appointments, so I miss my 36 week one because I'm seeing him instead, although I didn't have any of the normal checks the last time I saw him. Anyway, I'm not spending anymore time worrying about it, I'm having a delicious Chinese tonight and I ordered a colouring book for grown ups, and some nice pens so bollocks to cuntychops midwife.

Impressed at the raspberry magnum bandwagon jumping, they are delish. Can't remember who said they couldn't stomach ice cream in 1st trim, I couldn't either, and went mental for the fruit pastille lollies!
Not my birthday sadly dulce and yy to divorce for wrong flavour magnums! I have to restock my stash, I've only got two left. :(

So Kate went in at 6am and delivered in 3 ish hours? I'm pleased it was a straightforward one for her, but I can't help thinking if it was me I'd be wanting to get my money's worth from the Lindo wing.... I'd be setting up camp for the weekend!

Ha Tee got a great image of Kate ordering Wills to nick the towels and biscuits to get their money's worth!

There are mint magnums? I need to spend more time on the frozen aisles!

Totally agree Tee. Although I imagine Kensington Palace or wherever they live is probably a bit plusher than the Lindo Wing. Sigh just imagine the help they'll have.

Totally pis! I'd have Mr tee nicking all the miniature toiletries and dressing gowns and tiny biscuits/fresh fruit bowl (it's in the brochure in their website).

Would love to think of them doing that. Sadly I think they are far too square and Kate is probably walking around with her royal foof cushioned with cashmere maternity pads from Fortnums.

Glad you've got your mojo back Tee

Loving all the Lindo wing talk. Do you think the biscuits will be fortnum and mason or duchy originals in which case not much point nicking them as the house will be full of mis shapes anyway

Hee hee 'royal foof'! Still though, fair play to her, she has to go and stand in front of the world's press imminently, wearing said massive maternity pads to contain the bits of her uterus that are still falling out, and has to walk down steps without looking as though she has just squeezed a bowling ball out of her vjj, AND has to have perfect hair and make up and isn't allowed to swear during this whole ridiculous process. That is a good effort. I would be leaving under cover of darkness, wearing size 24 pants and primarni pjs, walking like John Wayne and swearing like a trooper, looking like a hag. (Can't wait! Ha ha!)

Speaking of which... how are you doing mini? I'm sure you are as glamorous as Kate!!

Ha ha royal foof needs to go in next Fred title! I wish she would present herself to the press looking like any other new mum - ie: in pj's with leaky boobs, tear stained cheeks & walking like a cowboy. Would be a comfort to mums everywhere I'm sure! Ugh im feeling tired, emotional and snappy with DS today. Fortunately DP has finally taken him to the park to run off some energy. Ye gods, am I ready for life with 2 boys?! Skin on my tummy is looking v angry & purple-streaked. Just don't think it can stretch any more! Hope mini moo is ok- sounds like a bit of a marathon labour. Hope we get news soon...

Maybe Mini is Kate...

Ooh Wil now there's a thought

Oooooh I like your thinking there Wil, Her Royal Highness Minimoo. Mini, nick all the towels and biscuits! Seriously though, hope you are being as well looked after as the royals. And that you have biscuits.

Biscuits in post natal should be a thing. There were tea and coffee making things in the MLU but no biscuits unfortunately. I did get a curly cheese sandwich which I promptly threw up

I had wondered the same thing Wil!
Looking forward to the name announcement. I do like William and Kate, I think they come across well in the media. Wouldn't like to be in her shoes though with all the attention on her the last week, it's ridiculous.