The nice weather is making us crave burning meat on an outdoor fire, maternity leave is causing headache, and we are all soldiering on as the heat is getting to us - here is JS 26!

[Fattycow]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 26th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

La I'm glad you had a productive day and you know what's going on. I fully understand having to know everything, I am exactly the same, I'm writing lists for my consultant appointment already and it's not for weeks.

Pixie Well done for ringing the police and for not doing anything stupid, glad they caught the assbastard. As for your Grandad, I'm very pleased for you that he's improving, he's clearly stronger than they thought and here's hoping you can make plenty more memories with him in relative health :)

As soon as I saw the front door I rang the police, they couldn't eat in through it though and had chipped away at it, breaking all the wood on the door frame, bastards! They'd left a screwdriver though so made sure I didn't touch anything, had a quick nosy in the living room and that looked relatively undisturbed and his golf clubs were still there. OH Is ridiculously tall and popped his head over the back garden and the window had been completely broken and there was a chair under it. Seen the neighbour but didn't get chance to speak to him as he was busy with te forensic team. If he would've said he was going away I would've known for certain it was an intruder and would've rang the police when I heard the banging!

Didn't go in the house by the way, just had a nosy at the living room through the front window!

Wow! Pixie lucky you were such a good neighbour, well done for calling the police. That's horrible for them to come back to!

So glad your grandad seems a bit better, sending positive thoughts.

In case anyone is ordering the bednest or waiting on one, they are suspending orders until the inquiry is complete after the sad incident.

Statement is here

Having read the report and read the instruction manual I don't believe the product is dangerous when used in line with the instructions. It sounds like a very sad accident as a result of not understanding how to use the product. I feel so sorry for them!

Off out to dinner now. What a day it's been, very tired.

Urghhh stressful day at work.. No jiffy poos required, i'm just trying to help sort a really difficult situation and it's stressing me out! And I find if I'm tired or stressed I get more twinges, aches and pains in my mini-bump.
And then I got home and remembered all the magnums are gone so I had to have crumpets and they're good but they're not blinkin magnums are they?!
So I've had a good cry (mainly over work issues and not over a lack of magnums) and eaten TWO crumpets with butter AND jam (fatty) but all we have in the house for dinner is soup so I feel a bit more justified in my snack choice.

Pixie- great sleuthing by the sounds of it.

Tee- I once tried to shower with my pants on but managed to realised before i was properly wet. I liked the bit about how it took you a while to realise what was wrong.

Rhi- welcome back! We used to be due date buddies but I got bumped back 5 whole days at my scan, sigh. I also prefer the sound of 12th October to 17th October. So you win at due date bingo!

It's so easy to use something wrongly though. I hope they redesign it.

and Toast.

Pray tell what is this magic Dulcet? I have been scrubbing grouting with bicarb and a toothbrush. It'll take me forever.

Tee LOL... That is all.

Sorry about the SPD La ... its no fun from what I've heard. xx

I heartily recommend the Bednest, for anyone who is having second thoughts now. Freak tragic accident I think.

I keep sneezing and pissing myself.
I scalded my finger and pissed myself.
I very nearly pissed myself (look away those of a delicate disposition) when DP was giving me oral this afternoon and I climaxed.
On the plus side my norks look amazing.

Thanks for letting me share that with you

PMSL at you showering in your pants tee!

Hello! I keep getting ridiculously behind on the fred and then can't catch up! Sorry viroids, will try to keep up in future

gaggia

pixie glad to hear that your grandad is on the mend. and great work on the next-door burglary business. Lucky you were able to alert the police before your neighbour got home.

la fantastic to get all those answers. Although, sorry to hear about the racing heart - sounds a bit stressful. Hope it passes. Also, I have a cousin with a ganglion and he's always complaining how much it hurts, so sympathies for that (and for the spd ). TV programme last night was good.

toast sorry to hear about stressful work stuff. Slip some laxatives in their tea when they're not looking!

tee LOL

dulcet what's the magic cleaning product?! I have terrible problems with mouldy grout in my bathroom. Best thing I've found so far is bleach mixed with baking soda (I think I got that from gaggia??) but it would be good to have a ready mixed product if one exists...

No excitement here yet unfortunately. No sign of plug yet and I'm still not convinced she's engaged yet. Did have some period pains this morning and yesterday morning (and just the one very painful braxton hicks this morning) but nothing more than that so I'm thinking it's going to be a while yet. Whilst the prospect of going overdue is a bit naff, at least it gives us more time to get the nursery done. I'm also racing to get some last-minute bits done on the business, so could do with a few more days. Am starting to feel a little bit impatient though, I want to meet her!

Ga I think I luffs you, you make me roar and boak at the same time

I can't keep up this week! I am so tired I have basically spent every spare minute asleep...oops. Think my sickness has gone (touch wood) and I am 11wks today, whoop! Still properly fucking bloated though.

Pixie it's lovely to hear that your grandad might be on the mend, you're both in my thoughts. at the burglary...that will teach your neighbours to be aloof!

Dulcet I also need to hear about this miracle product so I can give it to DH

La strange question, but I have been pondering this for the last day...you are obvs an animal expert and love all our furry friends...but are there any animals you're scared of, or hate?

Tee I am seriously impressed at your eating skills. I think you and I may also be kindred spirits. Not at your ability to shower in your clothes, though.

Oh, by the way all, if I am 11wks should I still be having stretchy uterus feelings?

Aww Toast, sad to hear of your work/Magnums and due date setbacks. Crumpets and jam is a good substitute comfort food though, nice work for getting reserve snacks in. I sincerely wish I had a crumpet now.

Gaggia piss at will my good friend, although down dp's chin would have been a tough one for him to get over. At least from then on, pissing yourself in less intimate circumstances would be a breeze, albeit a breeze that smelt quite strongly of piss.

minimoo it's so exciting! You're having some good signs so it might be sooner than you think :)

Mr toast likes crumpets for his breakfast (I don't usually buy them) and he let me have the last 2 in the packet, bless him.
Oh the due date thing is not necessarily a bad thing! Baby will come out whenever it's cooked anyway, no matter what date was on the tin!

Ga, you are totes hilair! Though obvs not actually laughing at your pissy situations, actually a bit concerned for you! Have you seen someone about this issue?

Lemon I dunno if it's normal but I've been having stretchy womble pains through all my weeks so far so you're not alone!

Could someone please explain to my cat it's not nice to leave little piles of regurgitated grass on the bedside table/dining table/armchair?

toast I've probably got a water infection or a knacked pelvic floor from DD. Boooo!

mini I think it was honey with the grout tip. I do love all things bleach though. I bleached the inside of my freezer today. Its beautiful.

lemon you're 11wks! Wow that's gone fast!

Rhi I'm crying laughing at your post!

gaggia, it might spice up your sex life? Some men like 'golden showers'.

Gag that is so funny! However I definitely think it's a pelvic floor situation and you need to start doing the exercises and get yourself to see a physio ASAP! I see a physio for SPD and pelvic floor and she's bloody amazing. She said that in this day and age no woman should just be pissing themselves willy nilly!
I've not had oral since being with OH so I'm well jealous because it's my favourite! He just doesn't like the thought and we not into me doing it for him either. He seems to think it's a whole lot of fannying about and he'd rather get on to JS'ing!
My OH hates sharing food he likes Toast. He would've eaten those crumpets in front of me and enjoyed them too. Bastard.

pixie, my DH doesn't like giving oral either. I'm not too fussed, as it doesn't really do it for me.

Anyone willing to look over my list for the labour basket I'm packing?

I will Fatty

Oh Ga, that's so funny! Well done for not weeing on your OH. Although if you had done at least you wouldn't have had to worry about losing your dignity in front of him in child birth, it would already have gone. Pretty sure I went for a wee once, took off my trousers, sat down and weed in my knickers. Don't think I was drunk either. Special.

Urgh to the uterus stretchy pains lemon, still going at 11 weeks?! Mine can be quite uncomfortable at times, especially on an evening. I find it helps if I put a pillow under my tummy when I sleep. My tummy all goes to one side when I lie on my side saggy but it is not big enough to reach the bed (I'm talking flab not bump obviously!) So it is not supported and is kind of pulling my uterus then which is uncomfortable.

I don't think I've ever forgotten to take my knickers down, but I have once pissed on the lid of the toilet, having forgotten to lift it before I sat down. Unpleasant doesn't really cover it.

Thanks, pixie.

Here is the list:
Hospital things:

• underwear, shirt, socks, deo and toothbrush for DH (so he can freshen up a bit as well if needed)
• bag of toiletries (hairbrush, toothbrush, toothpaste, shampoo, shower gel, hair band)
• pj
• flipflops
• going home clothes for me
• extra pair of glasses
• blanket for the car seat
• 2 euro coin for the wheelchairs
• phone charger

Both home and hospital:

• old shirt of DH to give birth in
• lip balm
• warm socks
• maternity pads
• underwear
• baby clothes
• cord tie
• notes
• phone numbers of midwife and postnatal care
• insurance papers
• bottle of water
• few bottles of isotone sports drink
• those energy sugar sweets
• snacks, crackers, cookies
• cloth nappies
• breast pads

Towels are provided by our hospital.

Gosh you lot are chatty today

I'm excited about imminent babies :-)

I keep retching in the mornings and a bit of wee comes out I need to look into pelvic floor exercises, I've never done them

La I'm glad you've got answers, it sounds like you're having a rough time. Hope they can improve things for you.

Pixie good on you for calling the police. Scary it happening next door though. I'd be a bit shaken by it

Babypurple has been moving more today, still quite gentle though I should make the most of it before I start getting booted in the bladder etc

Mum is back so I can get my roots done