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The nice weather is making us crave burning meat on an outdoor fire, maternity leave is causing headache, and we are all soldiering on as the heat is getting to us - here is JS 26!

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Fattycow · 15/04/2015 20:11

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 26th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oLJqpadAb2givKYq8OJfGCti3s6xzsTGlI-GoaBfM_M/edit?pli=1#gid=0

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LaLaLaaaa · 16/04/2015 07:32

Dulcet I say stalk away! Two girls from my mummy fitness class friended me on Facebook and now I feel I can chat to them more because we are fbk buddies. Then this other girl suggested lift sharing. She lives just up road from me so we are planning to meet up on mat leave.

LaLaLaaaa · 16/04/2015 07:43

Tee Grin

I hate it when folk tell me how many centimetres dilated someone is who's gone into labour. It makes me picture them with big gaping fanjo. Someone I know put it on Facebook about their wife - she's 6cm dilated.

Nice. Never met the woman

Purpleball · 16/04/2015 07:48

Hurray new fred

Name: Purpleball
Age: 41
DC: none
Upduffed with a 17 week naval orange due 22/9
TTC since January 2014

Purpleball · 16/04/2015 07:59

Oooh Pud congratulations and welcome aboard Grin

Purpleball · 16/04/2015 08:06

La I've been given what to expect when you're breastfeeding. I haven't started it yet. Aren't La Leche the folks to ask?

I think your friend is a bit out of order re the FF if you don't mind me saying. Perhaps there are some sour grapes because she couldn't feed.

I'm going to make sure babypurple will take a bottle from quite early on, hopefully of expressed milk. If necessary I'll get the special teats. That way DH can be more involved and I can leave the house Smile

Tee your mil sounds like such a treat! I also am not interested in other peoples cervixes....had best give DH the same warning. He keeps telling me about a girl at work who's a few weeks ahead of us.

LaLaLaaaa · 16/04/2015 08:11

Don't mind you saying that at all purple! That's why I posted it, I was a bit Confused

WilHarlot · 16/04/2015 08:20

I agree, far tmi!! The world does not need to know.

La did she bf her first baby? Is she maybe just shocked by the difference? My sister is a little bit like that. Says the only people she knows who have a nightmare with their babies are people who bf. It's true to a certain extent but that's because formula has changed our expectations about how babies should behave. It's now seen as normal for babies to feed to a schedule and go longer between feeds and sleep better. But it's not normal for bf babies - it's really not useful to compare the two groups. I don't really enjoy bfing (although plenty of people do) but to me, the health benefits outweigh my personal feelings and I figure I can put up with it for such a short period in my life. It's hard to say that to people without sounding wanky though. (Clearly you all know I'm a wanker by now so I can say it here Wink ).

Dulcet I'm quite shy and appreciate it when other people aren't as it takes the pressure off me a bit. Don't worry, most expectant mothers want to make friends to avoid mat leave boredom.

Today my nipples hurt and I'm knackered. At least the sun is shining.

teejayem · 16/04/2015 08:22

I love talk of gaping Fanwahs before 9am! boak but it's exactly the same image I conjure la. Social media blackout methinks. Although a good friend of mine live tweeted most of her early labour and it was hilarious, my current baby brain seems to have rendered me almost unable to string a sentence together; I know what I want to say, I just seem to be completely unable to articulate it.
I have one blocked ear. Like I've been underwater? Very odd.

Pisghetti · 16/04/2015 08:31

Name: Pis
Age: 35
DC: 14yr old big bro, 3.5 week old lil sister
Current activity: dairy cow, chief carrier of nosy baby

La 'for balance' BabyPis only wakes up once a night for feeds and apparently you can give a cup to a baby that won't take a bottle. Don't literally give them the cup though. That won't end well. I haven't tried this myself I should add. Some babies are easier than others (and the thought of having to venture out of bed in the middle of the night to make up a bottle while baby screams gives me the heebies).

gaggiagirl · 16/04/2015 08:40

la I bf cos I'm lazy! I couldn't be arsed to fanny on making up a bottle and waiting for it to come to temp with an inpatient newborn.
I intend to do the same this time. Plus we cant really afford formula and associated paraphernalia.

WilHarlot · 16/04/2015 09:14

Envy Pis.

Pisghetti · 16/04/2015 09:18

Sorry Wil Blush

minimooo · 16/04/2015 09:24

Thanks for the understanding of mil situation viroids. Feeling a bit better about it today, think I was being a bit touchy yesterday. We'll see if that changes when she calls again today...

Oh my god, tee, you beauty! Am off to Iceland. Magnum addiction is costing me a fortune in sainsburys atm.

la I bought and have started reading The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding. It's by La Lech League. I have found it a godsend as it is pretty much a bf bible. Of course, I haven't put any of it into practice yet, so I can't say yet if it really is any good for rl situations!

Yay to pg friends. I haven't made any yet, but then I don't always come across as friendly (just shy). Hoping I'll make some friends at baby groups once lo has arrived.

couldntbebothered · 16/04/2015 09:33

Hi viroids, 38+something and crossing legs until ELCS next week!!

La leche league has lots of info on their website. Nhs had a video I think I was given on DVD last pregnancy which might be online, quite basic - latching on, feeding on demand etc, but maybe a start.

minimooo · 16/04/2015 10:09

Ooo exciting could! Which day is your elcs booked for?

Lemondrizzletwunt · 16/04/2015 11:00

FYI viroids...

Fleurchamp · 16/04/2015 11:00

Morning all!

minimooo sorry to hear about MIL troubles. My DH is working away for the next 4 weeks (home at weekends) and so my MIL offered to come babysit stay with me Hmm
DH travels all the time and she has never suggested this before. All because I was ill the other night and didn't have any dinner, she now thinks I do not eat properly. I got a text about vitamins too. I am
34 FFS.

I was initially a bit sceptical about BF but I am now determined to give it a good crack. I agree with ga it looks a lot less of a faff than FF.

Will also be looking out for book tips!

Also tips on feeding in public, I am a huge prude when it comes to things like that Blush

Purpleball · 16/04/2015 11:06

Thanks Lemon that's interesting

I think BF is going to be far easier and convenient. I may be deluded though. I plan to give it a good bash but not beat myself up if it doesn't work out Smile

My mil is lovely but I wouldn't want her as a house guest, I wouldn't relax

ZylaB · 16/04/2015 11:21

fleur I just wear a vest under my normal top..then when I need to feed I pull the vest down and my top up. The vest keeps my stomach covered and even though I've got massive norks you really can't see much once she's latched on. Had a guy in the pub talking to me for 5 mins until he realised I was feeding and not cuddling, then he went away dos I think he didn't want to embarrass me! :)

ZylaB · 16/04/2015 11:24

I will say that you feed more often when bf, my NCT group is bout half and half bf and ff, if you bf they will cluster feed which can tie you to the sofa a bit, but the health benefits and not making bottles up in the night are well worth it for us. Ff babies have a slightly higher chance of getting diabetes later in life, and H already has a bit of a higher risk as I'm diabetic (not much, but I don't want to add to her chance!)

That said, if I'd tried and it didn't work out, for would have been fine.. All the babies from my nct group are doing well!

Bf is a good way to settle them too if you dunno why they're crying! :)

gaggiagirl · 16/04/2015 11:47

Yeah zyla I agree the boob cures ALL ails! Tired? Have boob. Windy? Have boob. Sore bot? Have boob.
Hope you had a lovely birthday yesterday tee
fleur I didn't ever bf in public. I always ran to the toilets with her. I will public feed this time though.

WilHarlot · 16/04/2015 12:23

I do what zyla does. I think covers etc just draw more attention to what you're doing and kind of support the view that it should be hidden. I'm nor overly fussed though unless in a very male environment, then I do feel slightly more uncomfortable.

Fleurchamp · 16/04/2015 12:36

I also think it's a bit tricky for me as I live and work in the same place, my office is just round the corner and so if I go to the local cafe I generally bump into someone I know. Will be a bit Blush if they then saw my boobs.

I guess I will just have to woman up and get over it!

freshstart4us · 16/04/2015 13:03

Name: fresh
Age: 41 (yep, I am actually an antique)
DCs: 3.5 yo DD and 1 ginger antique feline
TTC: April 2014
Upduffedness: 32+2 and feeling whalelike with a wriggly blue already in training for football or boxing or the circus or something, I swear he was punching my appendix on purpose last night
Current activity: Peeing about every 3 minutes, insomnia 5 nights out of 7, crying at kids tv, the usual

Welcome pud!

La I'm going to try to be diplomatic not my usual state but upfront I am a huge fan of bf. As Zyla and gaggia say, the boob cures all. Like being able to just pop baby on the boob when it's upset or has bumped head or you're in a plane taking off or whatever that you can't do with formula, there's the fact that night feeding actually induces both mum and baby to go back to sleep whereas after making up a bottle you are wide awake.... There are +ves and -ves to both, of course. BF'ing does mean much less "me" time for mum in the first 6-12 months, but also less gastric problems and better immune systems for baby. FF'ing usually means better sleep for all, but is also strongly linked to childhood obesity, as formula is ALWAYS food, and breastmilk is both drink and food. When baby starts a breastfeed, the foremilk is very watery and is thirst quenching, so sometimes when thirsty this is all they want. If they stay on for several minutes they then get the rich, fatty hind milk which is food, so they learn to satisfy both thirst and hunger, not just filling their bellies. BF babies do gain weight less quickly, on a different curve, but this again has long term ramifications for health. Also, like gaggia, I am a lazy cow and making bottles is just hard work. Then there's the cost (formula ain't cheap after all).... I am rambling now but please PLEASE give it a go.

Also a tip for the first feeds - after our rather long and gruesome birth, both DD and I were beyond exhausted. While she latched fine directly after delivery, she didn't have the energy to suck. We were fortunate enough to have a wonderful mw who spotted this, and instructed me to express a syringe full of colostrum (with DH holding the syringe to catch the droplets). I managed 4 ml, a tiny amount, but after we gave this to DD at about 3 hours old, she had sufficient energy to actually start sucking. I think this made all the difference in the world, and will always be thankful to that mw.

I fed wherever/whenever, after the delivery room I figured modesty was a bit redundant!

Ooh and happy birthday for yesterday tee!

ZylaB · 16/04/2015 13:10

fleur there's really no boob on show :) try it at home until you're comfortable with it, then bf publicly somewhere quiet the first few times, after a while you'll be so tired you won't care anyway! ;)
Have to say I did take a bottle of expressed to watch a rugby match as we were standing to watch and I didn't fancy getting boob out at rugby match, so you can always do that if you get on with expressing. I also give a bottle of expressed to DH sometimes so he can feed her and I can sleep, but not too often as I don't get as much expressing as H does and I cba sometimes :)