Our super healthy fanjos just love getting their five a day but we draw the line at frozen poopsicles. We're the 25th JS Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 25th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet will be linked to by our stats hero La (can't do on iPad sorry!)

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Why did you cry about the eclipse...?

Ah the forever ruined fanjo Pixie, I hear you on that. MiniWil is always on at me to come on trampolines with her. I would love that to be an option but I fear I would piss myself and then my womb would fall out.

Lol Rhiannon that cheered me up! And thanks Viroids for your sympathies. My mother has convinced herself Ive got pre eclampsia... She's obviously been googling my symptoms however I am not worried because I only saw my Mw on Wednesday and wee was fine and so was blood pressure, plus no swelling anywhere and I don't have a headache just feel a bit exhausted and a bit dizzy (probably from lack of food) it's the pains she was getting herself all worked up about but since DS has stopped doing the river dance in there they seem to be subsiding too. Good job my mum isn't a doctor otherwise everyone would be on every medication known to man and rattling around!
La that sucks! No 4 years old isn't too early at all to say something about covering their mouths. I cover my daughters mouth at 10 months old and my SIL tells her 18 month old to cover his mouth when he's coughing too. I would've told the husband to stop being a whingy twat and try working 11 days straight on his feet whilst carrying a weight in his stomach and feeling exhausted! Bloody men! Must admit my OH has been quite lovely today and looked after our DD with no grumbles and brought me up water etc. he's making her tea now and I think I'll have a nap before we put her down. Even though she's a menace I really miss her when I'm ill as she's always downstairs and I can't cuddle her ??

My pregnancy sweet tooth is now out of hand. I have just bought £5 of pic n mix. FIVE POUNDS!!!! What the fuck is wrong with me?!?!?

I'm going to tip it all into the bin and pour olive oil on top

What and waste a fiver? Really? No. Eat it!

Crap. Also shopping just arrived. I'd bought ingredients to make Easter egg crispie cakes as I'm going to an animal charity open day tomorrow and they're for the cake stall.

Been congratulating myself all day on how organised I am and looking forward to baking tonight.

Just unloaded shopping - I've forgotten to buy the rice crispies/cornflakes or the mini eggs to go on top.

So basically I just bought chocolate!

But now you get to sit on the sofa with a pic and mix! Winner!

There's not always a logical reason for the tears but usually some kind of trigger - also confused about eclipse rhi, was it just cos it's such a big event?

Have you got space for a second BBQ bat?

I'm in my hotel in London. it's very swish (secret hotel on last minute). Walked 45mons to get here though. Could use a nap!

We're visiting the in-laws. MIL has taken DS on a walk & DP has gone to pub with his stepdad & stepbros so I am home alone, Feet up, bump on pillow, no 4 yr old head butting me in the knees. Bliss!!! All I need now is £5 of pick& mix. Send it over Lala!!

Sorry La I know I shouldn't laugh but that did make me lol chocolate coated pick and mix instead?

I've been doing some impulse buying. DP took delivery of the sleepyhead so I've had to fess up to how much it cost. He did the OMG face and then said it'd better work... I agree

Oh kato, not a different group, it's the due in July one that la was in and I wasn't.

What's sleepyheads pis? Did I miss that?

Just been watching baby kicking a brownie on my belly. Funny! Glad it's picked up moving again!

Found you! Sorry for the late coming!

Rpopz 29 yada yada....

Hope you're all keeping well lovely upduffers. Happy Easter x

Oops, I need to elaborate on the eclipse thing, I was REALLY happy that DS was getting to see it, happy to the point of neurosis. He loves space and he's only 5 so I was afraid they might only take the older kids out. Hardly an episode of Surprise Surprise, but it doesn't take a lot to get me going these days.

La, I am very much impressed with the Pick N Mix idea, a fiver is only about 6 sweets anyway, isn't it? Enjoy every one but follow them with a healthy dose of Gaviscon, just to be on the safe side. In fact they're probably best eaten alone so send the family out for cereal and mini eggs while you eat the whole bag.

Aww Rhi that's sweet!! I think I'd probably cry too at anything my LO gets to do that I know he'd love

Went out and bought cornflakes and maltesers to put on too mini egg shortage in tesco so we are all set! Honestly this baby brain stuff is ridiculous. I feel virtuous again though, and my windscreen is fixed hooray!

Bump just bounced so much my whole belly shifted!

Rhi you should be on grads Facebook now!

Rhi FWIW I went completely off the deep end at DH (who is a teacher) because they weren't going to show the kids the eclipse!

I went so far overboard I arranged a live feed for them to watch and explained to DH how to make the kids act out the eclipse so they could all understand. I think he was too scared to say no

And you pixie! Introduce yourself so we can all be nosy and see what you look like say hi!

I don't think I've been added as I can't see it on my facebook! What's the actual group called?

Pixie, I spent ages looking and then I remembered I had to check my emails, not facebook, as it's a private group. Thanks for the add La, it's a lovely group, so many scan photos and beautiful babies :D

Oh and I'm glad you kind of understood the eclipse thing, I was baffled personally. I have also cried because I wanted curry sauce and chips but the chip shop was closed, and when Daddy Pig was nice to Mammy Pig on her birthday. It's even more odd because I cry and then laugh hysterically at myself for being such a tit.

I cried because I was 2 mins late to exercise class and had to put my mat sideways instead of lengthways

I cried because Mr tee had got me out a soup and yoghurt to take to work and I didn't take it.
I don't know what to have for tea, bit zonked after nursery sprucing earlier. Might just keep eating frazzles until I'm full?

Just made 42 butterfly cakes and 20 chocolate cornflake cakes. Feel very sick because I ate the leftover mixture. Perhaps I shouldve just kept the pic n mix..

Hello! I'm back from Barcelona, it's raining but I am sort of glad to be on my way home now, as holiday has been exhausting! Lovely, but exhausting.
I cry, then cry because I'm crying and feel like I should woman up.
Can someone with powers add me to the Facebook group please?

Ive just cried because my DPs friends are out having a meal with his ex! Ive been with my DP for nearly 2 years but it's still managed to piss me off!

I'm having Texan tea. Ribs, Mac and cheese and chicken wings. High plains comfort food!

Tee that sounds amazing.

That's probably worth crying over Pixie the rest of you are hormonal messes