Our super healthy fanjos just love getting their five a day but we draw the line at frozen poopsicles. We're the 25th JS Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 25th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet will be linked to by our stats hero La (can't do on iPad sorry!)

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Being ill sucks at any time! What I thought was really bad indigestion seems to be a stomach bug I was fine yesterday but being sick again this morning! Getting severe back pain and stomach pains which are taking my breath away and making me cry and usually I'm not such a marde arse but I'm so tired of being ill! It's completely and utterly shit!

Good luck telling everyone Mountain, I'm sure they'll be chuffed to bits and hope you have a lovely day Bat. Sounds like my kind of Friday, I love BBQs not that I'll be eating anything today.

Morning! I feel like a new person! 10 hours of sleep! No training today, no work, hooray!!

Got lots to do though after my 11 days straight of work - house is mess, I'm helping a friend move her horses and meeting my best friend with baby (the one I visited in Cardiff) for coffee. Then Autoglass are coming to fix chip in windscreen.

All good stuff though. Back and legs feel like they've been through a mangle. I'm lying in bed with cat under covers stretched along length of my belly and chest with his head under my chin. Furry!

How are you all? I'm going to get some Asos dresses so fanks for code kato!

Mr La won the cocktail comp so is through to uk finals - let's hope it's not in July! He came home in a state (understandably) and having spent a fortune in London. We've had stern words about needing to save for baby stuff and price of isofix etc.

I was told I am getting £600 payment at work so was excited to pay credit card off faster but apparently is going to be over the year increment so probably wont really notice it. There's a pay freeze and so we don't get our increments, but every few years they throw in a lump sum to stop us going to Union.

I eat two jars of pickled onions a week so all this piccalilli chat is peanuts ;)

I know which day I ovulated but they have my dates as conceived 4 days before that. Makes very little sense!

Love that you're having bbqs bat! Enjoy the sun before coming back here!!!

Just about to get up - cat now on head.

Need to start buying useful baby clothes not just ones that make it look like an animal

:( get well soon pixie that's rubbish x

Have fun mountain!!

Hello all, I thought I'd just rock up without explanation for my absence except that I have been mostly sleeping. I did post at least once on one of the older incarnations but I have been letting the side down.

Can I be added to the facebook group please? I'm already on the undergrads group :)

Oh yeah I'm not on the facebook page either if someone wouldn't mind adding me on?

la, can you add people to the July group? I want to see their photos! Glad you got a good sleep in as sounds like a busy day ahead. Yay for cocktail superstar Mr la! Can we have a JSer cocktail created to have once we all popped??

How were the roads mountain? We are on our way to London as well in a bit. Enjoy sharing your news!

Any ideas where you got a bug from pixie? Sofa and blanket day as much as possible!

Pm me your email addresses and I'll add you!

I'm standing in a field horse sitting my mate just rode her horse over and gas gone back in lorry to pick up the youngsters. He doesn't seem bothered that he's just got me for company

Will get mr la to do a cocktail inspired by shagging - what should we call it? Jizz Fizz?

Hahaha! Love it!

Slam dunk the spunk?

Dulcet sent u invite to July group

Rhi and pixie pm me your email and I'll stick you in grads Facebook

I didn't get it... Sorry! Friends then add? Can remove after if you want!

About to risk a train journey, wish me luck!

Check your emails? I'll add you just now

I miss all the action, as it all seems to be on Facebook...

fatty I created a skeleton account just so I could join in the fun. I'm not on Facebook for anything else and have no friends and all singing all dancing privacy settings.

Too much faff to set one up. I just don't like Facebook at all.

wait, is there another FB group??

No idea how Ive got this bug Dulcett, I started with really bad heartburn and my guts bubbling a lot on Tuesday night and ended up throwing up everywhere. I just put it down to pregnancy but felt absolutely dreadful all day Wednesday, really weak, aching all over. Then I was fine Thursday day and then last night I didn't get any heartburn, just a few weird rumblings in my stomach again and then this morning Ive had the worst stomach pains and back pains. It's not constant it's just twinges that last for about 30 seconds and then subside but it really hurts! I threw up again at 9:30 and haven't since yet now I just feel absolutely exhausted and everything aches. DD had a touch of diarrhoea at the start of the week and her guts were bubbling away. My OH had the pains yesterday but didn't have the runs and he wasn't sick either. I'm just so frustrated, supposed to be going to the zoo tomorrow but going to have to play it by ear. ??

BBQ 1 done and I'm shattered! Our friends who came over have 2 kids - 1 baby and 1 under 2, we're just enjoying a quiet half hour before we go out - not sure how I'm going to cope with the full on-ness that is a child!

I think I might have had my first bit of emotional weakness this morning - had a very minor argument with hubby (well more me getting told off for not clearing out my wardrobes and other crap that I keep promising to do) and I cried! Was v annoyed with myself because then he became apologetic for making me cry and I looked like I was just doing it to get out of being told off! I didn't even know why I was crying, most pathetic!

Lol Bat!! Bless you x My OH didn't know what to do with me this morning , I was balling my eyes out on the loo after Id been sick as yet again Id wet myself whilst throwing up. Also a bit of a pathetic reason to cry but I'm so annoyed that everytime I sneeze or have to throw up I piss myself!! It's really embarrassing but he just thinks it's funny

Awww pixie that's awful I think I would be very upset too :( and bat that sounds like pg hormones. It's not your fault, it's pg that makes us cry over anything.

I walked around town for 40 mins and feel like I've done a marathon! Legs and back are agony! Met my mate with baby and 4 year old. Her dh was being a right miserable moany guts which I found really awkward and annoying as is gone all way into town to meet them and get griped at. Their DS has a cough and kept coughing at me and on my food. At 4 would you not be asking them to put have over mouth or is it too young to teach that? It was all a bit stressy and gross and bat I totally agree, I'm now terrified!!

Horses got moved without an incident.

I love Boots Baby Club. Just went in to ask could I exchange some avent classic bottles I bought by accident instead of the natural ones. They are both on offer on boots baby club. I had no receipt but she said not a problem! At same time I bought 3 packs of water wipes (3 for price if 2) and a box of boob pass (£25% off if baby club member). She put it all through and it came to £2.30!!

It saves a fortune!

Boob pads

Bfp on undergrads...

Batfish, that's not pathetic at all, I have cried at much more bizarre things, well done for managing to keep to actual tellings off. I cried when DS's teacher told me they were going out to watch the eclipse and I think she noticed. I am a ridiculous twat.

Pixie, same to you, I think I'd cry too, losing control of one's fanjo output is tough, but look at it as character building, and focus on how much you'll appreciate any continence regained when all this gestating is over.