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Our super healthy fanjos just love getting their five a day but we draw the line at frozen poopsicles. We're the 25th JS Grads!

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Pisghetti · 31/03/2015 16:06

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 25th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet will be linked to by our stats hero La (can't do on iPad sorry!)

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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teejayem · 15/04/2015 18:26

Really sorry daisy Flowers and hugs for you, be kind to yourself, hope you're back soon.. Xx

Massage was lovely, but weird laying on my side and I felt a bit sorry for the girl who had to patiently wait while I heaved myself on and off the couch and when I had to roll over. Bump got a conditioning masque! Apparently to ward off stretch marks, but I didn't have the heart to tell her I need it all over my arse really.... Booked myself some foof maintainance for next week, and thank the Lord because if I have to grow this bush out anymore I'm going to cry, it's so uncomfortable.
Seems everyone had the same (awesome) idea and I was given lots of lovely treatment vouchers for birthday, so I'm just working out how I can eek them out over the next few weeks. My trotters desperately need a pedicure, and I would really like to get my eyelashes done but these are things I kind of want to wait right till the end for when I am huge(r).
Mr tee bought me Star Wars trainers. They are v. Awesome. Had lunch with my mum and now Mr tee wants to take me for dinner, but I'm worried I won't fit anymore food in. I would really like a big dirty ice cream sundae tho.

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Hobbit19 · 15/04/2015 18:35

(Deep breath) Hello Viroids, bit scared to be posting on here, but I'm a bit upduffed (not grown up enough to say the p-word).

(Runs away again as slightly intimidated by all the chat of actual babies!)

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WilHarlot · 15/04/2015 18:45

Hi Yorkshire, congratulations!

Photo of the trainers Tee?

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LaLaLaaaa · 15/04/2015 18:46

Hi pud!!! Nice to see you :)

Tee - photo!

I can't wait for my massage, everything aches. Off to exercise class now :)

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Lemondrizzletwunt · 15/04/2015 19:17

Yay Pud!!!!

Don't worry, nobody is grown up here Wink

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Hobbit19 · 15/04/2015 19:22

You all seem very growed up lemon, you talk about actual babies and everything, no idea there would be one of them at the end of this

First ridiculous question: how long can I keep pissing on sticks for? They are making me feel reassured, lots of Viroids with bad news at the moment Sad

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teejayem · 15/04/2015 19:29

In car on way to dinner, but these are the trainers...

www.schuh.co.uk/womens/vans-star-wars-era-black-and-blue-trainers/1973833870/

I have way too many pairs of Vans.

Will post giant ice cream on FB later...

Welcome yorkshire! We (for the most parts) are mildly hypocritical in our advice of ... Put the pissy stick down!! says she who poasd night before 12 week scan we are here for hand holding and supportive poo talk!

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DulcetMoans · 15/04/2015 19:48

Did you know about baby vans tee? I found these yesterday - also love vans!

Welcome pud! Seriously, convo does not stay very mature for long. Having learnt from experience I would say pissy sticks will not reassure you for long - realistically don't keep going beyond a week later as it will fade and that's normal but will just make you panic.

Sorry about the dad crap la. Seeing mine Saturday for first time since I told him I think. Expecting similar. We just have to get on with it!

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Hobbit19 · 15/04/2015 19:52

Okay thanks Dulcet, have ordered two more digis as I'm not sure how upduffed I am due to long cycles and they might help me to pin point a bit.

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deeplybaffled · 15/04/2015 19:54

daisy and 5hell - so sorry for your news, and hope you are both back very soon Flowers

pud - welcome! The idea that a baby is actually in there is one that takes a while to sink in....had my 20 week scan yesterday and still only intermittently believing the idea.

lemon - i was half convinced that the sonographer would tell me at my 12 week scan that i was just a time - wasting, fat hypochondriac, so I'm sure it's all normal.....

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Fleurchamp · 15/04/2015 20:07

Welcome pud put the p1ssy stick down Grin

Sorry about your dad la I have a similar one except mine only rings me when he wants something. He did his back in recently and so I saw loads of him for a couple of weeks (so I could take in shopping, do his washing etc.) but I haven't heard a dickie bird from him in over two weeks now. I called to see if he would be in last weekend so I could pop over and just got "golf, blah blah, Grand Prix..."
Basically he was going to be in the pub for most of the weekend and couldn't be arsed to see me Angry

Will I ever learn? Probably not!

Just back from the most unfriendly pregnancy yoga class in the world (the stretching is good though) and off in search of food. All I can smell are BBQs, they smell divine, even to a veggie Grin

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Fattycow · 15/04/2015 20:16

And la, I put in the stats link for you! I hate it as well when it isn't in the first post. Grin

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LaLaLaaaa · 15/04/2015 20:58

Oh my god I've just had exercise class in what felt like a sauna! It was good though and I now lift share with a girl who lives on my street. I made a pregnancy pal!!!!! Hooray!

Pud there's nae chance we are grown up. Our chat of equipment buying is interspersed with chat of pulling constipated poo out of our arses, arse rain and crusty boobs.

Stopping peeing on sticks! I see right through your feeble excuse of working out how upduffed you are, nice try Wink only a scan can confirm that bit.

says the woman who POAS eod for the first 2 weeks of pg ha ha I'm a hypocrite

Thanks for sympathy about my stupid dad, but I was just wanting a rant so don't mind me. I'm bloody used to it. Like yours fleur mine surfaces when he wants something. At moment he's trying to butter me up. I'm director of his company and I keep getting letters saying the accounts still haven't been done. I'm very angry about it as he just hasn't bothered. The letters threaten me with criminal record and fine which is just what you want at 27 weeks pg. So he thinks token calls to ask how I am will stop me blowing my top at him.

Nice one fatty!

Spoke to catsofa on Facebook. A still going well for her which was good to hear Smile

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Pisghetti · 15/04/2015 21:12

So sorry Daisy and 5hell Sad

Babies practice breathing sometimes which feels like they're panting - could that be the reason behind the quivering bumps? I also had a sensation sometimes like the baby was having a fit. A girl on Daisy said she'd had the same and her midwife told her it was the baby grabbing the cord and briefly reducing the blood flow - not sure that's true though Confused

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WilHarlot · 15/04/2015 21:23

It's just La who pulls her own poo out of her arse, just so you know, we're not all at it but I do have bloody great piles I had to pop back inside after childbirth.

La can you get out of being a director? Sounds like it might get you in trouble one day.

So it's Pud and not Yorkshire?

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Hobbit19 · 15/04/2015 21:31

Yup, normally known as to Pud to the JSing Viroids, less typing!

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DulcetMoans · 15/04/2015 21:34

For a bunch if pregnant people we do talk about things coming out or going into our arses a lot!

Watched you programme at 8 la but switched off when Colleen Nolan put a thermometer up a dogs bum (see, more bum chat!). Pregnant friends - yay! DH thinks I've become a bit desperate in the pregnancy friend making after talking to a girl from yoga in the toilets at cinema. Need to be more cool!

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WilHarlot · 15/04/2015 21:55

Haha what and play hard to get Dulcet?

Ah ok Pud, we are a lazy bunch after all - except that Mountain, she bike rides even whilst pregnant.

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Fattycow · 15/04/2015 22:04

I ride my bike too!

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LaLaLaaaa · 15/04/2015 22:49

Fill da

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LaLaLaaaa · 15/04/2015 22:49

Fred up

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LaLaLaaaa · 15/04/2015 22:49

Ye wee

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LaLaLaaaa · 15/04/2015 22:49

Shaggers! (And lovely pg viroids)

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