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We let our miroids tie us up, and pee while we're in the tub, and the grads often visit, so we can give their bumps a rub! We've a syncro pee approaching, so here's hoping, for a BFP filled JS No 42!!

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lildottie · 28/03/2015 17:01

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't?

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Optional decorations include photographs of controversial political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like Something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband (or Cuntraband) = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

SOTM = Shagger of the Month. Awarded with varying regularity to those viroids who go above and beyond EOD shagging in pursuit of that BFP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedingering!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing A Lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

Miroid - The male compadre of a viroid

Cat - Compulsory

The link to Part 41 is Here

The current Grads Fred is Here

The current Mumming Fred is Here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is Here

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honeysucklejasmine · 28/03/2015 17:03

Amazing!

Name: Honey
Age: 28
DC: fur babies only
TTC: Aug 14, mc Sept 14

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lildottie · 28/03/2015 17:03

Name: Lil
Age: 29 (for another 3 weeks eek!)
DC's: None
TTC: 2 years 5 months, first round of IVF with 2 embryo's put back Jan 15 resulted in BFP Feb 15 - MC Feb 15 :(

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Tinkfromlovejoy · 28/03/2015 17:07

Name: Tink
Age: 33
Dc's: none yet, two smelly cats and one sleepy dog!
Ttc: since 2009

Well done lil very Pam Ayres with added filth!

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jellypi3 · 28/03/2015 17:10

Love the Fred title lil. classy as always Wink

Name: Jelly
Age: 25 Shock
DC's: none with 2 legs! Too many with 4 legs
TTC: since August / October 2014

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Tinkfromlovejoy · 28/03/2015 17:15

Haha, wankbadgers and cunts! Off to drink cider (Stella have launched an elderflower one) Grin

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lildottie · 28/03/2015 17:16

Still find it hilarious that you can't decide when you started ttc jelly

Enjoy the cider tink

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SunshinePickle · 28/03/2015 17:19

Name: SunshinePickle
Age: 27
DCs: 2 stinky, naughty, fluffy cats
TTC: since Nov 2014

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jellypi3 · 28/03/2015 17:27

Mmm cider. I want cider.

I know lil. I feel stupid saying since August when AF hadn't come back but at the same that is when we started trying!!

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nightandthelight · 28/03/2015 17:30

Name: nightandthelight
Age: 26
DCs: Two very hungry cats
TTC: Feb 2015

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SunshinePickle · 28/03/2015 17:33

I'm really getting my hopes up. Realised it's CD24 today, I usually have a 26 day cycle but last 2 months have started spotting on CD24 and I have no spotting or womble-rumbles today. Distinct lack of any pregnancy signs either though...

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jellypi3 · 28/03/2015 17:36

pickle I'm gonna give you a hooyah just because I think it's important at this stage not to get too excited. AF hasn't arrived yet. Try to focus on other things at this stage.

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jellypi3 · 28/03/2015 17:37

I'm also rooting for you ;)

Did we have a BFP last Fred?

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DulcetMoans · 28/03/2015 17:40

Afternoon all! Just checking in to show my face as I totally lost you all on the last one. Someone needs to keep an eye on you though... Wink

Hoping for a lucky thread for you all with spunk-a-plenty all round!

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lildottie · 28/03/2015 17:40

was lemon last thread or one before?

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jellypi3 · 28/03/2015 17:46

Wasn't lemon one before?

Hey dulce :) hope you're doing well!!

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SunshinePickle · 28/03/2015 17:50

I think lemon was the one before.

I either need to obsess about lack of AF or about the 2 bottles of champagne a friend has just brought over to say thanks for helping him revise. So much temptation! Luckily I have the (6!!!) packets of mini eggs he also bought me as a temporary distraction.

Thinking of making some cornflake nests with mini-eggs for Easter weekend (when I'm working the whole blinking thing... 91hrs over 7 days. Booooo!). Anyone else got any good ideas for things I can do with my huge stash of mini eggs?

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SunshinePickle · 28/03/2015 17:51

And yes... that was a stealth boast about all my mini eggs. Wink

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honeysucklejasmine · 28/03/2015 17:55

Gosh, Sunshine that's a real grateful friend! Holy moly!

Hi Dulcet! Was thinking of you yesterday, looking at patterns for baby bits and pieces. Seen some adorable "Toms" style shoes which are tempting me.

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SunshinePickle · 28/03/2015 18:02

Honey I know... I felt really bad accepting everything. Decided that I'm going to save the bubbles until he passes his finals and then open them with him to celebrate.

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maemay · 28/03/2015 18:28

Name: maemay
Age: 27
DC: none yet
TTC: starting in April 2015 Smile

Bring on the shag-fest!! Wink

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CarrotPuff · 28/03/2015 18:43

Name: Carrot
Age: 29
DC: one DS
TTC: since July 2014, mc in Jan 2015

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picklethistle · 28/03/2015 18:45

Name: picklethistle
Age: 30
DC: none
TTC: March 2015

Havnt dtd for 3 days and pretty sure I iced on Thursday. Stupid work getting in the way! Should just keep shagging for good measure right? Grin

Love the new thread title lil

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DulcetMoans · 28/03/2015 18:50

My only suggestion is to eat them ALL sunshine! Cornflake cakes are a great idea though, but only Cadbury for melting.

I've seen the patterns for shoes but they look hard honey. Let me know how they go! I have my eye on aback of the car seat tidy which doesn't look too bad!

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goodnessgraciousgouda · 28/03/2015 19:01

Name: Gouda
Age: 30
TTC since: January

waves feebly

I'm so tired I want to go to bed. This isn't a pregnancy symptom - this is just my natural lazyness!

I can't be arsed to think of anything witty to say, so will focus my energies on snuffing out somewhere nearby to eat!!

Have a good evening all and thanks for the new thread :D

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SunshinePickle · 28/03/2015 19:53

Oh Gouda I'm tired too. Sent DH out to get us some dinner because I feel too tired to even put something in the oven. I feel like a right lazy cow. Can you believe we're losing a whole hour of sleep too!?

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