Our super healthy fanjos just love getting their five a day but we draw the line at frozen poopsicles. We're the 25th JS Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 25th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet will be linked to by our stats hero La (can't do on iPad sorry!)

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Oh daisy, sending you hugs as well!

Oh, daisy and 5hell - thinking of you both and hoping that it is better news than you are expecting.

daisy what an awful time for you. Were always here. Let us know how you get on tomorrow.

Oh no, daisy and 5hell, so sorry to hear of all the uncertainty. As the others have said, many of us have been through similar scenarios and we're always here for hand holding and support. Thinking of both you, and hoping that everything turns out ok for your little beans xx

Fingers crossed for you both Daisy and 5hell, really hope you hear good news, both of you are in my thoughts and I echo what everyone else has said and will offer my support anyway I can xx

5hell and daisy big hugs

:( daisy I truly hope today brings good news not bad, will be thinking of you xxx

Thinking of you both daisy and 5hell

Daisy and 5hell - and an un-MN hug. I know it's awful.

Excellent cot-building news La, we need to put the sides back on ours now the room is clear of the junk that was being stored on it. Or at least, we do before Christmas...

Great news from your scan Deeply, keeping it a surprise last time was awesome.

Lovely low risk news, Mountain :)

Sorry to hear that daisy, hopefully you'll get some answers this afternoon. Bleeding not always the worst but understandably a worry!

What rude colleagues you have la! It probably is a comparison to you being small before and not that you actually are massive but doesn't make it any easier to hear. Have you tried crying to make them feel bad?

Good news on your scan and downs results deeply and mountain!

Bursting piles is possibly the worst thing I have heard this week!

Tried to sort my holiday/mat leave yesterday. Think my manager would rather just pretend it's not happening and nothing will change! I will just fade off on my last day...

Sending lots of positive thoughts your ways today daisy and 5hell

Sorry Daisy and 5hell. It's such a horrible feeling, the waiting.

Dulcet you must be irreplaceable if your manager is having this much trouble with your news .

Had a lovely day out with the girls yesterday and only two tantrums to deal with which must be a record.

All my fingers and toes crossed daisy and shell - lots of positive vibes your way xx

I have a mum to be massage this morning - Courtesy of Mr tee! I just hope I don't fall asleep......

GX daisy and 5hell

I don't feel great at the moment, was sick last night and feel light headed and shaky this morning. I think it's low blood pressure. Have had a coffee (caffeinated) this am to see if it helps.

Also, I have this weird fluttering/twitch thing going on with my bump. It's almost like the baby's heart is pulsating

Added with the no 2 massacre yesterday I am not sure whether to contact the Dr/ midwife or whether I am being a worry wart.

I have the postnatal care intake this afternoon. House is a mess, but I won't be the first lady with pelvic pain she's visiting. So I'm not going to stress over it.

Fuck me you lot can talk!

Right, I have just managed to catch up, but there is literally too much to respond to any of it, really! lazy

GX Daisy and 5hell, and welcome if I haven't said it already.

Tee I hope you do fall asleep! Make the most of your opportunity to nap

I have literally no symptoms any more, and thus have managed to convince myself I must have imagined my BFP and that the scan people are going to think I am a loony, lying there waiting to see a baby when I can't be upduffed...

Oh and Ga I am gutted to have missed the sporn...did you get a pic for me?

lemon, you are being daft! Of course you are upduffed and the scan will show you a lovely little bean!

How far along lemon? Just before my 12 week scan my symptoms vanished and I was terrified, but it was fine!

Dulcet you're obviously too good at your job! I'm loving my countdown to mat leave. Got a list of projects to complete before then and I'm working my way steadily through. Applications are coming in for my mat cover so I'll need to start sifting next week.

Make sure you tune in to TV programme tonight - itv 8pm. I've been working on some stuff for next weeks programme, so you'll def have to watch that one . Not putting the name or what it's about here coz it'll out me!! I'm at exercise class tonight but will record it.

Fleur - if you're worried then def speak to dr/mw. Shaky etc doesn't sound good. Is it possible you could be anaemic? When's your repeat bloods appointment? I had mine last week.

Tee - try not to let out a wee squeaky fart! That's always my worry with massages and esp at moment as I'm a windy beast!

Fatty I hope so! La I am 9+6 so scan in two weeks. (Secretly hoping I will be one of those people to whom horrible pregnancy symptoms never happen and I will sashay through my trimesters with grace and dignity ) unlikely as I have already put on 4lb through eating a varied diet of carbs and fat

lemon if it's any consolation I felt the same before my first scan, I thought they would laugh at me.

I only ever felt tired.

I feel much better after a coffee, have a work lunch when all I want to do is lay down in the sunshine

Lemon I rarely feel pregnant anymore. The only thing that makes me feel pregnant is when I look in the mirror and see my bump.
Been to have my bump support fitted this morning- instant pelvis relief! For the first time in weeks I don't feel "heavy" only problem is is that I'll need to get a new one once this one is too small. However I reckon I'll only have 8 more weeks to go from today anyway

Your massage sounds fab Tee, enjoy and don't you worry about falling asleep!

Must admit not had the best morning- seemed to get stuck behind all sorts on the way to the hospital- slow drivers, bloody horse and cart! Then when I finally got to the motorway DD screamed for 20 minutes solid because she'd dropped her dummy and I couldn't retrieve it because I was driving. She screamed at the poor nurse who was trying to fit me with my belt, nurse gave her a biscuit which she then squeezed to death and carried on with her loud wailing. Calmed her down, put her in the car hoping she'd fall asleep on the way home- she didn't instead she screamed all the way home. She's now in her cot having a nap and I'm calming down with a brew!
Have to go to the docs this afternoon because of my heart murmur. Hopefully DD will be in better spirits once she's had a nap!

Hope you're ok Fleur.

Pixie, that sounds dreadful, hope your brew is laced with vodka. Good luck this afternoon.

Are you in it La?

Yeah, do you mean you are on telly la? Will be weird to hear your voice!

Scan in two weeks lemon, that will sneak up! Have you had one already? I thought you did.

Where does the bump go in one of those massages when you are in the later stages then tee? Is it a special table. That does get Mr Tee some bonus points of course, good gift!

I would give them a ring if you still don't feel right later fleur, just for your own piece of mind if nothing else. It's what they are there for.

Great news on the bump prop pixie, hopefully that helps you feel a bit better!

I'm not irreplaceable, no one is, but I am a 'key person dependency' which we always talk about avoiding and yet still happens. That's what adds to my anxiety though. I feel awful for stuffing them over but I need my own life too! I do more than I should and cover other peoples arses so they should take responsibility for themselves but I can't help feeling bad about it. One application for my job so far and it's awful. In fact under two of the criteria the person put 'no experience'... so they got 0.

dulcet I am stressing about my maternity leave atm. The person who was supposed to cover me (someone more junior) is now not being relinquished by their boss because another one in their team has just resigned

So, my boss will have to do all her own work. Although she purports to be full time (and takes a FT salary, which the other partners go mad about) she swans in and out and barely spends 3 hours in the office per day. She then puts her phone on divert and watches I player!

She is supposed to cover me, I was out of the office yesterday and when I came back all she did was print my emails and leave them on my desk she apparently came in at 1.30pm and went at 4pm to get her hair done.

Cue me getting back to a heap of work and angry clients