Our super healthy fanjos just love getting their five a day but we draw the line at frozen poopsicles. We're the 25th JS Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 25th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet will be linked to by our stats hero La (can't do on iPad sorry!)

So, roll call below please, viroids!

15! How exciting!

My prison style countdown tells me I have 39 working days left. I shouldn't be wishing my life away but....

I saw a client earlier who, upon seeing the size of me (i am wearing a particularly tent-like dress today), commented that "I had better not be shoving off before finishing her matter". It's so lovely to feel the warmth and concern of fellow human beings!

What a tool Fleur. I'd accidentally forget to do some really important part of it. When I announced my pg, my boss' ex wife asked me if it was an accident... Eh that'll be none of your fucking business.

Ha wil I wish I could! I have only just started to mention to clients about my "condition" it's amazing the responses I get - most are just concerned about themselves and who will do their work when I am not here.
This is not helped by my boss burying her head in the sand about it all and not arranging anything yet.

Fleur so nice to feel the love, right?!?! NOT. Lol

When I told my bosses they both pretty much wailed, but in the nicest way possible - i.e. "What are we going to do without you?" And then each gave me £500 gift cards to Mothercare for my birthday. They are pretty bloody awesome, I feel very very lucky to have them.

I got stretch marks at 35 weeks! And there was me being all smug up until then...

Totally eat them Tee... how would they know??

Eat them Tee

I had my geriatric appointment with the obs consultant today. She discharged me straight back to community midwife with no hesitation. See! I'm not that old!
She thinks the referral was a mistake too.

I can't.... I told Mr tee I'd recieved said parcel and I make a huge song and dance every birthday and christmas about waiting for actual birthdays before prizes are opened (hks whole family never wait and it drives me mad). So I bought a pack of mini iced buns filled with raspberry jam and ate 4/5 of them. .
My duvet arrived. At 6.50pm. Not impressed!! It is lush tho.

Just for those of you not on fb - my scan today was brilliant and lovely and the best thing I've ever seen, baby toast is all good.
And I cried in toilets twice today. Happy tears so I think that's sort of ok

Welcome to pregnancy Toast. I cry most days at something ridiculous

Haha you are such a weepy bunch (hardened Scot, me).

Congratulations Toast!

I am a cold and unemotional Londoner, no tears from me either! Congrats on the scan toast

My Cantaloop band arrived, I think we're going to get on.

Although I scrutinised myself in the mirror, I have the most awful cellulite on the tops of my thighs, it's almost like I am wearing hot pants made of fat

I am made of stone too, except when DH thinks I broke the Hoover. No tears at scans or OBEM.

That does sound like a punishment more than a treat tee, how can you just keep looking at them for a week?!

Great news on the scan toast, when do you think you will tell work?

That is an amazing employer fresh! Mine were happy but I think in denial still. My job is up with 0 applications so that's going well...

If it's any consolation JC, I do not have swamp fanjo. Plenty going on down there but nothing that needs a liner. Always worth stocking up though!

Have I told you all about my crusty nipples? I'm sure it's normal but should I pick at it? I'm guessing no.

I would pick dulcet!

Aww congrats on your scan Toast :)
I'm with everyone with regards to theJeremy Kyles (piles) think ive had them since being pregnant. They itch and they hurt and it's shit!
Anyway I'm fully better now, no more sicky bug for me! Huzzah!
I had a physio appointment yesterday morning for SPD. Got told my pelvis was all wonky, my right side was lower than my left and I had to have it re-aligned! Also getting a bump bra which Im really excited about. Finally something to hold me up instead of relying on my poor back muscles which are now all shot to shit because of my wonky pelvis. Think it was brought on 3 years ago when I did a charity walk for the MS society- it was 26 miles over varied terrain. At 18 miles there was an enormous hill, not quite a mountain but omg it felt like one!) anyway as I was trying to get up it I had to take my right shoe off as it had blistered up. As I stood back up my pelvis popped and I spent the last 3 miles of my 26 mile walk dragging my right leg. At the time I just thought it would sort itself out but being pregnant twice In such a short period of time had really taken its toll on it.
My advice is if you have SPD or any form of pelvic pain get it checked out sooner rather than later.

oh dear PixieChops, wonky hips/legs don't sound good. My pelvis is agony but I figure I should just expect it at this stage of preg (and at my ancient age) but will see what midwife says about it next week. Can anyone recommend any good guided meditation mp3s/CDs for relaxing / meditating? I've got a hypnobirthing one but think general ones would be good too for getting through early stages of labour. my SIL recommended one which turned out to be deeply irritating - woman had awful voice with a stupid echo effect on it. So i won't be asking her again...

Giggling at fat-hot-pants and pile-denial. Got to go in next thread title surely?!

I've been using the Andrew Johnston relax recordings for a few years splodge he has heaps of different ones, and even after using it at least once a week for the last three or so years, the deep sleep one never fails to send me off. I got them from iTunes....

Thanks, pixie - good to know, as I've been struggling a bit with my back lately, and at only 19 weeks, I'm not huge yet, so have been a bit worried Got a physio appointment soon, so hoping they may have a magic bullet ;)

Ouchie with the hips/back/spd pains.
Not looking forward to that stage so much.
Dulcet Errr is it like a scab? Or dry skin? Or like dried up gunk? Dunno why I need to know... I don't have any wisdom for any crust scenario.
Telling work 'officially' next week though quite a lot of colleagues now know anyway, and I can't be bothered to try to hide it any more.

dulcet is it whiteish crust? I get it too. I pick it off after a shower when it has softened. I don't even want to know what it is.

Christ, I am all about the glamour

Morning btw

I should confess, I have already picked it a few times. Yeah, it's dried something. Not skin. Crust is probably a good description fleur.

Knew you would pick it gaggia, filth! No photos for you though!

Someone at work announced with bags of jelly babies last week, thought that was pretty cool. You can announce with treats toast! Then you get treats too.

I told my colleagues individually so I didn't have to do a big announcement. When I got my scan I sort of shouted "right you can all talk about it now, everyone knows".

Uggggggg rubbish night of hip pain and blocked nose. Of course now I feel fine so no skiving work!

Went into work yesterday even tho I felt crap coz I was going for dinner with senior colleague and couldn't do that if I called sick. Was really looking forward to it. She only went and cancelled late afternoon!

Is the crusty stuff colostrum? I get little yellow lumps but try as I might to get stuff out of them (lemon? Are you out there? You would love this) nothing comes out. I do hope lemon is ok.

Posted yesterday afternoon but just checked and it didn't show up. Love the bags!! Love the recommendations. The one I like is red stripy.

No piles here just yet but I have days of arse rain then days of no poo, followed by huge massive boulder poo that splits me in half! No happy medium unfortunately

Feeling very uncomfortable in evenings - itchy, tired, bump hurts and boobs seem to press on bump and get all sweaty underneath. Yuck! It's not even that warm yet!

Fleur your clients sound nice!!! I've had same from the officers in field I work closely with. At training last week I was to they're buying me condoms for Christmas 'so this can't happen again'. I know they mean well but I really think I should be allowed to be happy about my baby!

Fresh yours sound amazing!

Im a bad person and ate the foot off Mr Las Easter bunny last night. In my defence the baby made me do it and it's his fault for leaving it on the table. Oh and if I'd got a cadburys egg I wouldn't have felt the need either. Definitely not my fault.

It's milk. Give your boobs a squeeze and see if any comes out.

I can't do that wil, i'm not ready! From closer examination, post-picking, I think something would come out though. Freaky!

I told a couple of key people at work and waited for it to spread but it really didn't work they way I thought it would so people are still finding out. I was pretty well hidden in my clothing but that has become more difficult. Had my first 'oh are you pregnant' in the kitchen last week which is always risky!

la, I think your defense is sound. You clearly needed it more than him!

LEMON! Where are you?! Did she go on holiday?