Our super healthy fanjos just love getting their five a day but we draw the line at frozen poopsicles. We're the 25th JS Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 25th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 42nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet will be linked to by our stats hero La (can't do on iPad sorry!)

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Oh and now a new comment from someone else. "I think you're having a boy - they make your arse fat".

Excellent.

I fricking hate this place

Right Fleur, that's it, I'm coming to pick you up and we're going for lunch!

OMG! What is wrong with these people?!

Violence or crying - it's the only way forward!

Jesus, it's insane to hear all these comments from otherwise nice people, I really don't know why on Earth people think it's okay to say offensive things to pregnant women. It's enough to be growing a person and have all the physical changes to put up with, we don't need comments on our arses, do we? I handled things alright, but I do tend to be the crazy person going in early with "Look at the size of my arse!" to people and then they can laugh and they don't feel the urge to point it out again later. I'm talking about previous pregnancies though, I do have a little bump already but it's not that noticeable, I haven't hit abuse-magnet stage yet.

Also, I had my 12 week scan today, and all is well with little one, there are pictures on the facebook page if anyone hasn't noticed :)

41 days left! Yikes! I have to use 4 weeks of leave before I go hence the low number and I haven't even deducted a day for a course, midwife apts etc.

I.can.do.this.

I did the next best thing, called my mum she is coming to meet me for lunch bless her.

Can;t get onto FB at work Rhiannon, but YAY! how exciting!! Any date change? x

Hang on Kato, here's one for you then. I had my date moved forward a day, so I'm die on the 12th (a nicer number than 13th so I'm pleased about that haha)

I am not die on the 12th, unless something unexpected happens, but I am due then instead.

wow what a beautifully clear scan pic. Lovely!

Up yours to all the rude fatty comments. My arse is enormous but only I am allowed to declare that!
I've been feeling a bit bad about the lack of rudery between me and DP - haven't DTD for ages but he comes to bed too late and my fanjo is too hurty anyway. Gah my pelvis feels like it is splitting apart, just did supermarket run and now have to lie down. Can't believe this baby is going to stay put for another 3 weeks. i want it out!! Lovely girl friends bought me a pregnancy massage so hopefully that'll help with all the aches and pains. cant wait.

Hope it helps Splodge. I had a pg massage in my last couple of weeks and I felt like a new woman afterwards!

Wow thats a belter! So clear! I'd be happier with a 12 than a 13 too. And I'd rather not die either! Hope you have nice plans for the rest of scan day!

???? There are some right idiots out there and the woman who cried.. Unless she has reason to be an emotional wreck Id say she needs to grow a pair and not be over sensitive. Plus it might be nice if she engages brain before cake hole!
Update on shitty bug- seems to be going, Ive managed to eat today and I'll admit Ive been a bit naughty and eaten some of my Easter egg with the help of my little pest.
The pest seems to be getting diarrhea again though I have disinfected my house within an inch of its life today. Ive had people say "don't do anything, the dust will still be there tomorrow" yes and so will all the germs that are probably in the bathroom.. And the horrible sweaty bedding that ive been lay in for a week with a bug! YUCK!!! Everywheres been stripped and bleached and I feel better. I don't have OCD but I do get a bit clean crazy when there's been a stomach bug in the household! I have thrown away my toothbrush and pest's bath sponge. Also thrown away all the dish cloths (mainly because I caught DP cleaning his fucking shoes with one of them in the kitchen sink and then just put it back on the side!)
I think I've lost weight over this last week and I'm a bit scared to weigh myself in case I go on an eating frenzy to try and put the weight back on and make myself ill again. Not eating properly for a week when pregnant really does take it out of you!
Now I'm better though I'm having to put my foot down with DD. She's unable to go to sleep on her own in her cot and wakes DP up every night and then he sleeps with her just so he gets a rest which is not on. So I'm now Captain Bitch and made DD settle herself for her nap today. She screamed and cried for 15 mins with me popping in to make sure she was alright, but eventually got herself off and slept for 2 hours! I was very impressed, let's hope I can do the same this evening. All I have to do is keep DP from wanting to run to her every time she lets out so much as a whimper.

wil it was about half full of slightly mouldy looking cheeky wipes. luckily I got a bit addicted and bought about 200 so it doesn't matter too much that I've lost an estimated 1/8th of my stash...

agh what is it with people thinking it's ok to comment on the size of pregnant people?! it's not like they'd comment if someone at work was just getting fat, but it's ok to forget to filter when someones busy growing a tiny human?

Come tidy my house Pixie? MiniWil has the pox so not getting much done.

Oh dear Boo. I have a pair of poo covered leggings I need to hunt out which MrWil dumped after he dealt with an accident earlier (not his). Might just bin them.

To be fair to hubby he is normally quite good and when I've complained about being fat he has said 'you're not fat you're pregnant' - but I was feeling extra crappy about it all yesterday and he just totally said the wrong thing! Hopefully has learnt his lesson now

Wow can't believe these comments from colleagues, I have only just told work this week and am hiding any fatness so maybe I've got all that to come

Oh people are so insensitive! I'm too early for people to comment really but am expecting to get enough of it at work once bump is showing.
Lovely scan pics on fb rhi! My scan day is the day after tomorrow- v excited but also pretty nervous. I don't have the day off unfortunately dulcet- I work over the road so I'm literally starting work at 8, leaving at 8.30 for the scan at 9, then going straight back again after.
I'm going to a parents information evening at the maternity hospital tonight- hope I don't meet anyone I know

I've got a pregnancy massage tomorrow. I can't wait, I'm achy and sore today - I know it's only going to get worse
I'm going to keep having the massages though

Oh I'd love a pg massage! How much are they charging you purple? I've been quoted £70 so I'm waiting til I get paid.

Top of bump is sore and bruised again, very odd.

It was so sunny we ate lunch outside today, woo! Then all my colleagues went for a walk and I had to say I couldn't go coz my thighs are all chafed (didn't tell them that of course)

I get the 'wow you're huge' comments all the time at work. Also people try to touch my bump. You wouldn't normally remark on someone's size or feel them up, it's very odd that this is ok apparently when you're pregnant.

Glad you're a bit better pixie!

98 days apparently until I give birth. I remember when it was 300 and something.

Good luck tomorrow toast!

I haven't had anyone feeling me up yet, although I had expected it by now. Well, my little sister feels me up, but that's okay, she is my little sister and we normally snuggle up to each other anyway whenever I visit my parents.

Haha don't worry toast, I've been to mine so you are safe. Free stuff though! Have you signed up for NHS classes yet? I have one on Saturday.

I've only had one minor bump rub, been safe other than that!

Baby questions: do babies need a duvet in the summer? Is a sling different to a wrap? Do you need to wash new clothes? I've done all my second hand ones but have a couple new bits - should they be washed?

La she charges £40 for an hour. She's a self employed masseus who was recommended to me, I've been going for years for back/neck/shoulders.

I'd ask around for recommendations and then ask what they can do for pregnancy

Ooo pregnancy massage sounds wonderful! I'm currently in the throes of being Captain Bitch and putting Poppy in her cot without rocking her to sleep. She has now screamed for nearly 15 mins with me going in and calming her down at regular intervals. God it's killing me! I'm keeping DP away as he cant cope listening to her scream and is locked in the living room downstairs under strict orders to not venture up unless asked.
Ive got physio tomorrow morning at 8:30am.... What's that about?! Plus there's a new hospital with the exact same name as the one I'm meant to be going to and I'm confused as to which one I'm meant to be at! Should be fun running around tomorrow trying to find out where I'm supposed to be.
Hoping they'll give me a bump bra or some sort of support for my back as its bloody killing after all that scrubbing Ive done today. I know I shouldn't really have done all that cleaning but with DP at work doing a manual job who else is supposed to do it? To be fair he's come home and done all the hoovering and made tea for us all so he's in my good books at the moment who knows I might let him get his leg over later haha!
La your comment nearly made me cry! Thank you so much, I know I'm being daft but it's just these bleeding hormones rushing around making us all feel fat, ugly and pathetic!! Whoever said pregnancy was wonderful needs shooting! I love What to Expect When You're Expecting film. The blonde woman sums me up to a tee when she has a mental breakdown in front of a load of mums to be, tells everyone exactly how (shit) pregnancy is haha. Might need to dig that film out again!

I'm pretty sure I'll have to be the evil one when this monkey is born too pixie - my dh is so bloody soft, the cats are so well behaved when it's just me - trained not to jump on kitchen work tops or up when we are eating. Then he comes home and thinks it's cute to give them ham when they do it. This child will love daddy and think mummy is a coo! But at the end of the day, you're the one they run to for comfort so it's worth it . My fluffballs are both on my belly just now and baby is kicking madly at them to get off. Start as we mean to go on eh!?

I hope she settles soon pixie I don't know anything about settling babies I'm afraid

I'll look around purple to see if anyone is cheaper, £40 sounds like a bargain!

Just about to eat Mr Las cadburys egg. I'm not even sorry!

dulcet, I do wash everything, as most new clothes have nasty chemicals in them to keep them looking pretty during transport and storage.