leanne Those photos are ace! So pleased for you and your SiL 
Welcome and good luck jessie! I'm due May 3rd but is my first so god knows when she will arrive! Just enjoying my maternity leave now 
With my perineal massage, I sit on my side of the bed and lean back in a pillow with one foot on the floor and one on the edge of the bed. I only use one thumb but I can reach round easily and just do the u-shaped movements for about a minute a day. I do this before my shower 
Oh God Blondie - I feel your pain-that's so unfair! About a month ago, a friend turned up with her toddler who had had a hacking caugh for a couple of weeks and was seeing the GP on the way to seeing me but didn't tell me. Needless to say, a week later I got a hacking cough. Not pleasant at 32 weeks
I hope you get a lucky escape xx