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JSing Grads turn 21! We've got the Key to the door, cosy wombles and a drawer of dirty spoons.

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teejayem · 04/02/2015 09:31

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 21st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 38th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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Minion · 09/02/2015 20:41

Haha we cracked her good!

DulcetMoans · 09/02/2015 20:45

Whilst pleased with the result, I am disappointed in you all! Looking forward to an even stronger one in the morning. And then every morning for about 2 weeks!

TheBooMonster · 09/02/2015 21:03

zyla awwwwwww! And can has newborn snugs?

breathes deeply and calmly I'm looking very bloody close to the top of the list now!! Had a scare last night, had cramp like tightenings over the course of the day that started off pretty far apart but by the evening (having had a bath, WTH is with me and baths really not doing their job?) they were 6 minutes apart and about 45 seconds in duration for a whole hour. Phoned the hospital and then both sets of parents and full battle plans were set in motion. Turns out I was having tigntenings but they weren't contractions, I wasn't in labour and am not in danger of going into labour in the next 10 days but they had to kick me all the way up to morphine to stop the pain enough for me to sleep, which in turn sorted out the tightenings. They let me go this morning, but bump is now measuring very beihind manually so I'm going to be in full on panic until the scan on 19th that they weren't keen on moving forward :S

lauren for wedding planning we found that sorting out the dresses set everything else in motion because the bridesmaid dress colour dictated the wedding colours. Not sure if that helps?

tee on the baby shower, I would say give the sisters each others numbers and some firm do's and don'ts and let them get now it it, but I am biased and would personally love a baby shower Wink

lildottie · 09/02/2015 21:47

hi all.

zyla congratulations! she is beautiful!

so um yes today I am pregnant according to this very strong line on a frer! so I'd like to introduce myself as an official grad. my names lil and I'm clearly a poasaholic! sorry dulcet!!

lildottie · 09/02/2015 21:47

oh la for your list edd is 20th October!

fattycow · 09/02/2015 21:56

Hi lil, welcome to the grads!

deeplybaffled · 09/02/2015 22:24

Welcome, lil - fantastic to have you here officially! Congratulations!

LaLaLaaaa · 09/02/2015 22:27

Ooh - new grad? I hadn't heard... ;)

Just kidding - hooray congratulations and GET. THE. FUCK. IN. Lil!!!

Mr La also says congrats by the way!

Off to update le stats

LaLaLaaaa · 09/02/2015 22:29

Stats update!!!

Redshoes56
DC1 due Feb 14th

Pisghetti
DC2 (DD!) due March 16th

TabbyTurmoil
DC1 due April 9th

TheBooMonster
DC2 (DD!) due April 11th

minimooo
DC1 (DD!) due April 24th

laurenamium
DC2 (DS!) due April 25th

couldbeanyone
DC2 due April 26th

splodge77
DC2 (DS!) due April 27th

MrsNM
DC1 due April 27th

Catsofa
DC1 due April 30th

KatoPotato
DC2 (DS!) due May 16th

BeforeIChangeMyMind
DC2 due May 30th

Callipygian00
DC1 due June 4th

freshstart4us
DC2 due June 9th

teejayem
DC1 (DS!) due June 12th

Cymraes
DC4 (DD!) due June 13th

WigglyBraddins
DC2 due June 23rd

ChatEnOeuf
DC2 due June 23rd

rm00054
DC1 due June 25th

fattycow
DC1 due July 3rd

DulcetMoans
DC1 due July 9th

Leela
DC1 due July 14th

FleurChamp
DC1 due July 18th

Indigoblue2
DC1 due Aug 14th

EssiesInvisibleLlama
DC1 due Aug 25th

deeplybaffled
DC1 due Sept 4th

mountaingirl01
DC1 due Sept 20th

Purplecircle
DC1 due Sept 24th

Townsender
DC due Sept 26th

Stoatystoat
DC1 due Sept 27th

Gaggiagirl
DC2 due Oct 8th

Batfish
DC1 due Oct 10th

Toast85
DC1 due Oct 12th

RhiannonElward
DC3 due Oct 13th

lildottie
DC1 due Oct 20th

Lovely Graduated Grads:
Juni DD born Oct 20th
cookie DS born Aug 13th
Horace DS born July 24th
Ness DS born Nov 10th
FurryScoob DD born Nov 19th
zenry/something DD born Nov 26th
garybuseysteeth/(potentially also DrFunke) DD born Dec 3rd
Minion DD born Dec 23rd
RPopz DS born Jan 2nd
wilmabedrock DD born Jan 19th
ZylaB DD born Feb 8th

lildottie · 09/02/2015 22:31

hope you're all ready to talk me off a few ledges over the next few weeks!

I love that I finally have a due date on stats!

KatoPotato · 09/02/2015 23:01

lil I was so giddy and excited when I saw your frer on FB my DH thought my sister had just told me she was pg!

lildottie · 09/02/2015 23:02

lol kato it's amazing how invested we've all got with a bunch of strangers on t'internet!

willywallace · 10/02/2015 00:53

So pleased for you Lil even though you got sucked in by this lot and their crazy piss stick collections Wink .

Boo that all sounds a bit horrid, hope you're ok. Were they the Toni Braxtons or what?

Nessalina · 10/02/2015 04:20

Came back over to say congrats to Lil properly in MN world, and I find that Hannah has arrived in the world! Huge congrats Zyla, she is gorgeous! Smile Sounds like you had a bit of a roller coaster, but fantastic that she didn't need any extra care being an early bird! Hope you're settling in with her ok xx

And Lil! Bloody marvellous news - welcome to the brand new world of crazy that is early pregnancy! ShockGrin Congratulations xx

Nessalina · 10/02/2015 04:23

By the way, I reckon whoever does the next new thread can take out the bit I put in ages ago about it being quiet on the Just Mumming thread! Grin We're not as chatty as you lot (we've got babies instead of lives dontcha know! Wink) but its steady away. And about to get a heck of a lot busier looking at that stats list!! ShockApril gets a bit crazy huh??

DulcetMoans · 10/02/2015 07:08

Yeah, April goes mental. Was there nothing on TV to distract the viroids that month. Can't believe we go back to October now already - crazy!

That all sounds scary boo, and painful! Did you get an answer of what it was?

LaLaLaaaa · 10/02/2015 07:08

Oh my god I've just had the mother of all filthy pregnancy dreams Blush

Really quite sad it's over!

Pisghetti · 10/02/2015 07:19

Ah thought you were suggesting I was a bit of a gob shite there Ness. Hope it's all looking nice and tidy in there for me? My version of nice and tidy does include milk stains and general chaos.

Come on then La tell all! Wonder if Lil will wake up today and wonder if she had a crazy dream.....

Hope you're ok now boo?

laurenamium · 10/02/2015 07:31

Morning viroids and CONGRATULATIONS lil GrinThanks amazing news!

Nessalina · 10/02/2015 07:33

Ha! No more than the rest of us Pis Grin It's reasonably tidy actually, just a scattering of breast pads and unwashed babygros!
The main difference between this thread and the grad grads is the number of 3am messages! Grin

Fleurchamp · 10/02/2015 07:34

A bit late to the party but massive congrats lil Flowers

LaLaLaaaa · 10/02/2015 07:38

Boo I missed your post. Hope you're ok :(

Let's just say the dream was a bit sweaty and there was a large penis.

God. Does anyone have these and wake up feeling a bit depressed and old? In my dream I was desirable, young and sexy, the reality is ear plugs, mouth guard, bump, wind and mid 30s! Grin

Purplecircle · 10/02/2015 07:39

I've been a bit incommunicado but huuuuge congratulations Zyla. Glad you're both ok Smile and hope you're home soon

lildottie · 10/02/2015 07:53

PiS as I woke up o turned and had an almighty pulling pain down the right side of my belly, so no chance of thinking it's a dream.! been having that for the last couple of nights. its weird and it hurts and I may be panicking that it means its gone in my tube because it'd quite high up

done another frer this morning and the line is a tiny bit darker but not significantly so. ic is still a shadowy squinter.

hoping the good line on frer means I'll be ok using the digi tomorrow as ICS are clearly shit and no frers left

boo I hope you're ok and no more drama!

la I dreamt dh made me have sex with my ex a couple of nights ago - when can I get your type of preggo dreams?!

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teejayem · 10/02/2015 07:55

I log on this morning and the first thing I read is La's massive penis dream, pretty sure the commuter next to me copped an eyeful of that (serves him right for not giving up his seat).
I've had quite disturbing sexy dreams, disturbing as they've involved people that I've never even considered that way before. Apart from the threesome one with David Duchovny which was very special Shock
Boo you poor thing, that sounds terrifying. Even the mild Toni's I find a bit scary, I'd be shitting myself! Hope you're okay now. Xx

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