We may have been Bitter, but we’re no longer Barren! Get your *PESH* in here! All ready for the BESH clusterdiff of 2015 year of the *CuntCushion* (with added tea tree for those sore fanjo moments)!

[MissHobart]

BESH Graduates having a moan about the lack of Gin whilst actually being over the fucking moon to finally have a reason to not be able to drink it! Anything goes, especially asking the wiser CRESH for their sage advice on the horrors and amazement to come when we get the the biggest WIN in history! Bring your baybees here!

How are you doing fab? I saw about your spotting. Fucksticks, its awful isn't it. I had spotting too - it seems to be very normal - but my goodness it's stressful. Fingers crossed for you.

Sorry for being continually crap at posting

Fab - just take your notes to appointments, I was told to start lugging them everywhere from 33 weeks but we live within ten minutes of the hospital so I've not bothered!

Thanks for the varying advice hags, much appreciated. The spotting seems to have gone completely now but I have an extra scan on Tuesday to make sure all is ok. I waver between 'it'll all be fine' to 'but fuck what if it's not' and then rapidly trying to ignore that. Don't need that shit right now.

Thanks for the varying advice hags, much appreciated. The spotting seems to have gone completely now but I have an extra scan on Tuesday to make sure all is ok. I waver between 'it'll all be fine' to 'but fuck what if it's not' and then rapidly trying to ignore that. Don't need that shit right now.

Unfortunately that never ends! It's all menkul and weird and terrifying and amazing and brilliant! Only one more day before you see fablet again!

I'm in the home stretch and starting to waddle, can't bend over, massively bloated! BR finally having to do stuff for me and my sleep is crap! looking forward to not being pregnant!
We've only had sex once in the last three weeks, I'm just not bothered When did everyone stop? 37 weeks tomorrowand I can't be arsed, no desire and I don't want to kick off Labour! Even though I don't believe that's likely!

Dammit I was hoping the menkul might disappear miraculously at 12 weeks no??

My SIL told me yesterday that one of those most important things for her in this lead up time that you're in was to get her hair and toenails done (there was no way she could reach them!) so that's oat birth she didn't have to think about her hair for a while and looking at her pretty toenails cheered her up when she was struggling!

If it makes you feel any better we haven't had sex since the middle of stims (my clinic warns you off sex in the first tri and I've become a bit stressy about it as every time we had sex previously when I thought I might be pregnant or was pregnant I immediately bled afterwards so I've been waiting until post 12 weeks. Poor TWH.

Fablet all ok

Brilliant!

I've come down with a stomach lurgy in my last week of work Spending the day in bed with lots of fluids, bump still measuring small today so having a growth scan tomorrow, think all should be ok though, she's well engaged and curled round to the right so bump is not massive on a morning when I get measured

Yes, massive sense of relief 12 weeks on Saturday and Nuchal scan next Tuesday - we are getting closer day by day

Oh no, poor you Miss what shocking timing! I hope you feel better very soon Hag - no what you need.

Brilliant news fab :)

MissH that's rubbish about the bug. So long as it is just a bug and not a symptom of labour about to begin. I know you're down for a CS, so I would keep an eye on that department as it isn't long until your EDD. Is your bag all packed?

I had a pedicure booked in the day I went into labour 3 weeks early. I was so looking forward to having nice painted toenails!

Thanks Hags

Oh no Dor, how frustrating!!

Fab - How did it go? I'll check the BESH fred too. All well I hope! 12 (well 13 ) weeks already! It's such a cliche but it does really all go so fast (and so so slow!!) at the same time!

So the bug was very short lived, thank god, but my one day (4 hour shift) off sick triggered my maternity leave a week early even though I went in for 2 days afterwards, which is very very annoying as it'll not count last weeks wages in my maternity pay which would have been the second month after a pay rise so I'll be losing money now BUT if it's counted as non-maternity sick if there's more cuts in a years time or anything it could count against me. Anyways, very boring! And like my boss says, I have other things to think about!

I have ONE WEEK to go!!! Fucking hell! [confusef]

Eeeek Miss is today the day???

Tomorrow!!

In hospital first thing, terrified! I'm not ready to be a mum!

Good luck Miss - you will be great think calm thoughts.....and also remind yourself that gin now isn't that far away! (Dependent on breast feeding etc of course!)

MissH, no-one ever is! You'll be fine. Remember, everyone is secretly making it up as they go along! Hope it all goes smoothly.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Thankyou!! mini Hobart born today at 13:05, 6lb 12oz out the sunroof!

Oh and new grandma brought mini bottles of pink fizz in so we've already wet the babies head! Gin once how!!

Yay, brilliant news!!!!