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We may have been Bitter, but we’re no longer Barren! Get your *PESH* in here! All ready for the BESH clusterdiff of 2015 year of the *CuntCushion* (with added tea tree for those sore fanjo moments)!

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MissHobart · 18/01/2015 10:01

BESH Graduates having a moan about the lack of Gin whilst actually being over the fucking moon to finally have a reason to not be able to drink it! Grin Anything goes, especially asking the wiser CRESH for their sage advice on the horrors and amazement to come when we get the the biggest WIN in history! Bring your baybees here! Grin

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TheBuggerlugs · 21/01/2015 13:18

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Hidingthefear · 21/01/2015 13:31

haha love the reference to Fight club ; )

TheOriginalWinkly · 21/01/2015 13:44

fank!! You've laid! Wonderful news Grin Congratulations Flowers Looking forward to reading all about it when you're able. Hope you're enjoying your ESHlet.

Fankletastic · 21/01/2015 16:29

Hello!

Quick message to say I'm alive and I have a thriving and giant baybee boy!! He was born Sunday 18th via emergency CS. No idea wtf happened but after having my waters broken at 1pm (and 3cm dilated) and being left to progress naturally for 4 hours (as per my request), contractions coming thicker and faster and making me think I was dilating, all the while having regular monitoring of Fanklet and being reassured all was well and good. Then I was examined at 5pm and was still 3fucking cm so it was straight on to the full induction drucks and me saying actually if you don't mind, give me all the drucks please thankyou. So I'm getting all prepped for the epidural and the sytocinon drip and the midwife can't get a cannula in me so tries the other side whilst I puff on gas and air and crank up the tens machine, then Fanklet's heart rate suddenly drops and goes down to about 80 then 60 at one point and doesn't pick back up. The emergency button is pressed and a million people come rushing in to prep me for surgery. The rest is all a bit blurry but luckily by the time I got to theatre the heart rate had picked up enough to enable me to have a spinal as opposed to a general anaesthetic.
So yeah, a sunroof job!

Poor MG was looking like a ghost as I was being hooked up and whipped off on a table but I was strangely very calm. I just thought this was clearly the best thing for Fanklet and put my total faith in the experts (am in sheer awe of the nhs sometimes, the maternity unit in Sheffield is top notch). Less than half an hour later, at 6:21pm he was on top of me, all 9lb 7oz of him and was latching on for his first feed.

Clearly it would have been an ordeal trying to vaginally birth that big a baby, his head is 36cm in circumference! I'm only wee so I doubt I could've done it. So I think the universe conspired to save me from getting too far down the labour route and suffering the trauma of going through both. It happens. I feel very lucky. But also still quite shaken up as it was so dramatic. I feel like a bit of a cheat for not doing it myself but also feel the effects of the major surgery...however feel v fortunate that my bits are still in tact.
Birth is traumatic whatever way it happens

Home now. MG calling the shots and told me to sleep for 2 hours so I'd best do as I'm told.

Not such a quick update after all. I'm such a gab I don't know the meaning of concise.

Thanks for your ESHly concerns, tips and good wishes everyone.

cunty & missh - you're next! We need fresh PESH from over yonder and we need it soon!

ALittleFaith · 21/01/2015 17:04

Sneaking back in to say - love a good birth story! Wow Fank, that sounds scary! However, delighted to hear that Fanklet arrived safely in the end. He is scrumptious! :)

SinkyMalinks · 21/01/2015 20:42

Well done! As I said over t'other place, emergency sections are totally what the cool kids are doing...

And I totally agree - much better you got the sunroof route before getting too far on.

cherrycoconut · 22/01/2015 22:44

Just popping by to lob the frogmouth catfish of fortune at Fankel, congrats on your lay dude! Glad to hear you're doing well despite the scariness.

Rasp! That's frickin amazing news. Thrilled for you too! Happy buying of stuff in preparation Grin

Look out for a sudden influx of BESH here after February's mass clusterdiff. It's about to get assisted conception central over there anytime soon. In the meantime we're having a gin for you both MissH and Chops (soz to go formal, can't let a work iPad learn your first name, that would be an inappropriate autocorrect if anyone was watching!) and biding our time. Miss you guys!

CatsCantFlyFast · 23/01/2015 20:41

Huge congrats Fanks, sounds like you coped really well with a scary one

TheBuggerlugs · 25/01/2015 22:12

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Fankletastic · 25/01/2015 23:20

How painful is breast feeding??? Omg I didn't expect it to be so bloody difficult. Had a tough couple of days/nights between days 3-5 but it's so much easier now. Have felt like poo a lot this week and still got lots of discomfort from surgery (so much gas and wind)! It's been awful but hope I've turned a corner now.

I'm so loved up with my boy though. Def worth it !

Good luck to Cunty not too much longer now!

Fankletastic · 25/01/2015 23:22

Oh and thanks for the congrats.
chezza we'll be seeing you on here as a differ soon! Grin

(Is that wee smiley face wearing a see you jimmy hat??!)

TheBuggerlugs · 26/01/2015 06:54

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MissHobart · 26/01/2015 11:55

Thanks for the swelling tips HAgs! Only had a couple of bad days so far, seems to be work related! Hmm I'll see how I go over the next set of shifts, may have to put my feet up a bit more! Grin

Cunty - Yup, you're next! Eek! Confused Very exciting! Grin I hope you're still enjoying these first few weeks of leave! According to my app I've got 3 months 10 days till full term Confused Scary Shit!

Fanks - Well done you! Dramatic times! I'm so glad to hear everything is going ok! As we all know there will be myriad of ups and downs!

BUGS !! NO You're NOT broody!!! Wink I hope little one lets you get some more sleep today! Smile

Everything still ticking along nicely here!

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CuntyChops · 31/01/2015 14:33

Hello hags; how's everyone doing?

Fank - how're you and your little man getting on? Has breastfeeding got any easier?

MissH - how's the swelling? Everything still ticking along nicely?

I'm 39 weeks today and not entirely sure what's happening. Getting lots of BH and general period-type crampy pains, but nothing as exciting as actual contractions. I think I may have had a small 'show' earlier in the week but it was such a tiny amount I don't know if it counts. Possibly had the teensiest bit of a bloody show today, but again only a tiny bit. It's all starting to feel very real now and I keep blubbing at the thought that 'I'm going to be a mummy soon.' Very un-PESH of me, though I can at least blame the hormones!

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MissHobart · 02/02/2015 10:28

Fanks - How's it all going? Still a bit unreal? Smile

Cunty - Sending gushy thoughts! Hope it's this week and all goes well! Grin

Swelling disappeared, kicks finally strong enough to feel from outside so at nearly 27 weeks BR got to feel her last night! He's motoring on with the nursery, good man! Grin

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CuntyChops · 02/02/2015 12:36

MissH - Great news that the kicks are now strong enough for other people to feel. Was BR really excited?

Nowt much happening here really. Still having period pains and back ache, saw midwife this morning who said that he's 2/5 engaged but slightly back-to-back, so I will likely be spending the day on all fours doing cat-curls or bouncing on the gym ball to encourage him into a better position.

Is it normal to feel really over emotional at this stage? I had a full on meltdown whilst out walking the dog this morning and couldn't stop crying. I was having a massive panic about the baby being stillborn Sad and kept imagining all sorts of horrible things. I guess it's natural if it's taken a while to conceive that it's difficult to let go of the fear?

TheBuggerlugs · 02/02/2015 12:50

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MissHobart · 02/02/2015 14:48

He was very happy! Grin Just starting to see the belly wobble if she gives a hefty kick! Very weird! Confused

Cunty - I'm sure it's totally normal, I had a wobble yesterday when I thought I'd never manage to be a mum/keep the baby etc etc, it's such a stressful time, and you're so close so extra anxious! it'll be fine, and hopefully soon! Wink Grin

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CuntyChops · 02/02/2015 15:31

Thank fuck for that; I thought I was just completely losing my shit!

The belly wobbles take a bit of getting used to MissH - it's really cool and slightly creepy to watch your whole belly lurch from one side to the other Smile

MissHobart · 04/02/2015 10:21

I'm going to be really annoying and add my voice to the calls of "any news Cunty ? Grin

I almost had a panic attack yesterday, only 7 sets of shifts left to go Confused There's so much to do, should I start writing lists?! Confused Confused How the hell do you become a mum, how do you cope?!?! Fucking terrifying!

I'm seeing the peri-natal mental health team tomorrow in the last step before a decision is made to give me a CS, also terrifying! Decision will be given on Tuesday at a consultant appointment Confused

Aarrgghhhh!!!!

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TheBuggerlugs · 04/02/2015 16:02

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Fankletastic · 04/02/2015 17:05

Has Cunty laid early?!?

Yes to the emotions, tearfulness and irrational fear! I have actually cried just looking at he back of A's head...(he has silky blonde fine hair, what can I say...I think he's beautiful and perfect). Plus the lovely cards, gifts and messages we've received have set me off almost daily. It's such an overwhelming riot of emotions, fuelled by the exhaustion. missh and cunty you will be ace mums! It's going to be fine!

We are doing not too bad this week despite MG being back at work. I'm not actually on my own though as he is working from home . Had a busy time with the grandparents visiting and staying with us for a few days last week/weekend. All at the same time! My mum stayed longer and only left yesterday so we are glad to have the house back to ourselves at last.

Feeding is less painful now but still quite up and down with regards to latching and frequency/ length of feeds etc. every day is a bit different and I'm not sure we will ever reach a predictable 'routine', but he is only 18 days old so I remain hopeful. A is also regaining weight after losing 9% and taking quite a long time to regain. Hopefully he will be back to his birth weight by the time he is 3 weeks old. He is certainly feeding enough!

Recovery wise I am feeling pretty good, although it's annoying that I can't drive for 6 weeks. Plus we are pretty snowed in still as my street is treacherously icy, so cabin fever is still upon us. Hurry up and bugger off cold snap!

MissHobart · 04/02/2015 18:39

Eek! Brilliant! Grin Thought it'd been a bit quiet! Well done Cunts ! Wink

All on my lonesome now! Confused

Fanks - all sounds good but exhausting! Well done you too! Smile

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TheOriginalWinkly · 04/02/2015 19:28

cunty!! Congratulations! Flowers

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