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The JS Grads turn 19! We're cooking and popping out our JSing babies with style, co-ordinated changing bags and a healthy dose of humour!!

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Leela5 · 03/01/2015 22:25

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 19th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 36th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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Pisghetti · 14/01/2015 22:03

I remember it from the thread I started lurking on creepy stalker alert

See how you feel tomorrow Zyla? You've done a fabulous job of being pregnant and growing that baby! Not too much, not too little, juuuust right!

Oh bugger I meant to have a bath to shave my legs but fell asleep. Also, I'm due another fanjo trim. Gonna rock that tankini in the pool tomorrow Blush

lildottie · 14/01/2015 22:08

PiS get an epilator. I barely ever have to do anything with my legs and I'm dark haired. it grows back so patchy and fine I can hide it with a pair of tights if I really need to!

ChatEnOeuf · 14/01/2015 22:10

Zyla please don't beat yourself up over a BP. I came at 34 weeks when my mum got pre eclampsia and was sick as a dog and they even let me into med school. Can't create unicorns for toffee though, leave that to the expertsSmile

ZylaB · 14/01/2015 22:13

Thank you all again :)

wil that sounds like a plan, I'll do that I think for the class.

chat I was a 34 weeker too and did a physics degree, so I know I need to be positive!

pis I might start calling her goldilocks now!! Grin

willywallace · 14/01/2015 22:28

You're all so clever Envy Grin

Lil epilators are tools of the devil.

lildottie · 14/01/2015 22:37

wil you can't say that and not share the story that appears to sit behind it!

willywallace · 14/01/2015 22:53

Haha I wish there was a good story but sadly not. They just hurt like hell! It's like a slow form of torture.

lildottie · 14/01/2015 23:02

I agree they hurt when you start using them but not after a couple of weeks. its like waxing, the more often you go the less it hurts right? sane with epilator. keep it up and the hair grows back thinner and it hurts less. I haven't epilated my legs for about 6weeks and I'd go out bare legged if it wasn't winter! I got a new one that does wet and dry and has a shaving head attachment for tidying other areas for Christmas Grin

willywallace · 14/01/2015 23:16

I am going to take your word for that Lil Grin .

DulcetMoans · 15/01/2015 00:54

Oh I've always considered an epilator but never invested! I'm really dark and hairy but waxing hurts so stick to shaving. It's never close enough though. I'm a stubbly mess!

Hope you are feeling better zyla! None of this is your fault and whichever way it goes will be the best action for your little girl. Hope those cats behaved and did their job!

Let them stare pis! They are just admiring your mighty bush!

Where is everyone finding these pregnancy exercise classes?! I want one!

Last day today. Cannot wait to go home! Is pregnancy anxiety a thing? Not anxious about pregnancy so much as being more anxious because you are pregnant.

DulcetMoans · 15/01/2015 07:03

Found this alterative guide to sizing which doesn't use fruit - makes me happy. I'm a baseball today!

Alterntive guide to sizing

Says its for Dad's but balls to that.

Fleurchamp · 15/01/2015 07:04

zyla another 34 weeker here! I was also bottle fed Shock
And I have turned out perfectly fineish
Have degree, professional job and am of normal height Grin

You are doing a great job - do not think otherwise Flowers

LaLa5 · 15/01/2015 07:30

Morning viroids!

I slept! Got up to pee lots still but went back to sleep every time! Funky dream about cars driving down vertical slopes in snow but otherwise peaceful restful sleep. I'm shocked!

I might actually feel human at work today!

LaLa5 · 15/01/2015 07:34

Mine is still a lemon apparently, no matter which app I use Grin

willywallace · 15/01/2015 07:38

Good news La.

I'm thinking we're going to have to build a JS ark if this weather doesn't let up.

It won't let me see the size thing without downloading the app Dulcet, does it have a full term comparison or does it just say 'a baby'?

MW today. Wonder if she'll do a sweep.

LaLa5 · 15/01/2015 07:40

Ooh wil let us know how you get on!

DulcetMoans · 15/01/2015 07:50

Are you 14 weeks la? If so this site makes you a rubix cube!

wil, I have skipped to the end and 37 weeks is the last one in there which is beach ball. Glam huh?

LaLa5 · 15/01/2015 08:02

Wouldn't it be nice if it was actually a beach ball and you could let it down to give birth then re inflate?

It told me I was a lemon dulcet, wtf?

willywallace · 15/01/2015 08:03

Haha that sounds about right though! I think my tummy contains as much air as a beach ball. A rubix cube is cool, this is much better than fruit.

Sorry you've had a shitty trip Dulcet, one more sleep to go. Has it at least been productive work wise?

LaLa5 · 15/01/2015 08:03

Hang on a rubix cube? Ouch!

Did everyone see purple got bfp? Woop!

DulcetMoans · 15/01/2015 08:06

On the link I sent la? No fruits in there! Im on the web though, sounds like wil couldn't see it on the phone so maybe you were redirected.

Productive is subjective I think wil. Hopefully it was useful to the people I have been visiting, which is why im here. But it does nothing for my workload. In a way it helped though as the spare time I've had on my own I have been using to catch up a bit.

I haven't got into the new thread yet. Procrastination hasn't got me that far yet. Great news though!

I'm fat!

willywallace · 15/01/2015 08:13

Yeah you'd want to file down those corners La.

Not as fat as me Dulcet Grin . It's actually really starting to bother me. Don't know how I'll ever go back to normal eating though - no willpower.

Good news about Purple.

couldhavebeenme · 15/01/2015 08:26

Dulcet I've really struggled finding pregnancy exercise classes - hence being 25 wks before starting! I googled my town plus yoga/pilates/exercise and pregnancy and eventually found something suitable. People keep suggesting I go swimming which I really hate.

willywallace · 15/01/2015 08:27

netmums quite often have info about classes. Saying that, there was only one pg yoga class in my area and nobody went to it.

Pisghetti · 15/01/2015 08:28

mighty bush I don't often do this but... Lol!

Great news about purple!

Fab linky Dulcet! I'm a loaf of bread. Mmmmm bread......

Good luck for your sweep Wil!