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The JS Grads turn 19! We're cooking and popping out our JSing babies with style, co-ordinated changing bags and a healthy dose of humour!!

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Leela5 · 03/01/2015 22:25

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 19th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 36th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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laurenamium · 15/01/2015 08:49

I can't see either! What's 25 weeks? Grin

Excellent news about purple Smile

Pisghetti · 15/01/2015 08:56

You're a lunch box Lauren (standard hard plastic kiddie one)

Pisghetti · 15/01/2015 08:58

DP bought me a Dream Genie Grin hoping this means I'm gonna get me some sleep tonight!

willywallace · 15/01/2015 09:06

Loving all these square/rectangular shaped objects. This is how you can tell it's not aimed at females!

Well done MrPis!

laurenamium · 15/01/2015 09:06

A lunch box Grin that site is great Ill have to sign up I think! Better than a cabbage!

I really don't want to work today, I was bitten, kicked and punched yesterday and I can't be bothered with round 2 Confused definitely a day for out of the house and lots of distractions!

Purplecircle · 15/01/2015 09:19

Morning, I'm sneaking in and hoping no one notices me.

Not telling anyone in RL and I need to talk about it but it's not fair to inflict loads of pregnancy talk on the just shaggers

So....

I'm here! Never thought I'd be back at times but here I am whoop whoop and I'm fucking terrified

I got a much stronger line this time, I'm reading that as a good sign. Last time it was very feint. This time it's the same as the control line on a FRER

teejayem · 15/01/2015 09:42

20 wks - I'm a whoopee cushion! Cannot believe I am halfway . Why is it that the series of waits take forever? (waiting to get AF after BC, then all the TWOTs, then the wait for bfp, then the wait to 12 weeks) and then suddenly poof! 8 weeks has gone Shock
I bought a pregnancy yoga DVD to try out before committing to a series of classes (they make you pay upfront for 6 weeks and I didn't want to do it in case I couldn't get into the poses and didn't want to look like a vain fanny) So I've been doing that which has been okay, think I'll probably start the classes in a couple of weeks. I'm dithering about NCT too La - I kind of want to do it, but really begrudge the price & have been recommended a Hypnobirthing lady who cots about the same for a 1-1 course....

I love my epilator! Although I'm to chicken to let rip on the bush, It's great for my hairy stomach and legs. like a very tiny, brutal lawnmower.

cookielove · 15/01/2015 09:52

Congratulations purple fx it is a sticky one :)

minimooo · 15/01/2015 09:52

Yay! Congrats Purple! Really chuffed for you.

Hope all goes well at the mw today wil

Lauren have your movements gone back to normal now?

I'm going swimming tonight for the first time in ages. Really looking forward to it. Went to sort out the lady garden in the shower this morning and was horrified that I can't see it past the bump! I could see it on Friday when I last had a tidy up down there. I must have had a bump growth spurt Shock

LaLa5 · 15/01/2015 10:03

It made me download app dulcet and was fruit! I've done something wrong...

I like incubating a rubix cube. Tricky!

My bush is still a goatee with mad bald bit in the middle, following my clippers fail. Dh finds it hilarious !

Purple hooraaaaaay!!

LaLa5 · 15/01/2015 10:06

Went to desktop site and it still says lemon. Can you send me rubix link?

teejayem · 15/01/2015 10:06

yay purple lovely to have you!

ZylaB · 15/01/2015 10:11

Hey purple congrats! I linked some stuff for you on the other thread, but I'll keep it in here in future :)

I text my lazy Daisy teacher about tonight as shed asked me to keep her updated, no reply...she's probably trying to work out if she can risk me turning up lol!

I'm not keen on these bp tablets, they make me feel shaky, but I'll sit and shake on the sofa if it keeps little one in there Grin.

wil fx for mw appointment

dulcet you'll be home before you know it!

mountaingirl01 · 15/01/2015 10:22

Way to go purple! Really pleased for you x

DulcetMoans · 15/01/2015 11:31

Haha la, what are you doing to it?! I will send again when I'm on the laptop. Just say on the rooftop pool and bar in effort to get away from work on the last night. Feel sick though so not a great idea!

Hi purple! Great to have you! I'm sure you'll worry for some weeks yet, we all did, but today you are pregnant so celebrate!

Are you going to go to lazy daisy then zyla?

You're all so near and tidy with your lady gardens! My midwife is gonna have a shock if you're all representative of what she's used too!

Pisghetti · 15/01/2015 11:45

Does this work La?

Great to see you Purple! Congratulations!

willywallace · 15/01/2015 11:46

Haha as long as she can find her way in Dulcet Wink .

Purple, so pleased for you, congratulations!

Sigh, no sweep allowed until I'm overdue Angry . So really a bit of a non-appointment. Although on way out suddenly had a birth flash back and I think the midwife I saw today -who I have seen about 3 times during this pg - was the one who delivered MiniWil. Which is mortifying as I was hideous in labour and I really should have apologised as soon as I met her.

ZylaB · 15/01/2015 11:47

dulcet ivenot heard back off her, but I think I'm going to go and just say I can't do too much. Don't want to miss out again

ChatEnOeuf · 15/01/2015 11:49

Nah, Dulcet there's no tidiness here don't worry! Hope you have a smooth journey home.

I'm incubating a toilet roll! Much better than a bell pepper :)

Doesn't notice purple sneaking in Fabulous to here you here Purple

ChatEnOeuf · 15/01/2015 11:49

La does this work?

TheBooMonster · 15/01/2015 12:19

Hi purple welcome to the grads fred!

Think some of that nesting kicked in yesterday, kitchen looks tidier than it has for months! even if I did have to spend an hour tidying it back up this morning thanks to everything DH left on the side to deal with this morning then ignored I am now waiting for DD to crash for a while so I can get on with recreating the spare room / nursery without fear of her destroying the living room more than she currently is I genuinely don't understand how people with tidy houses maintain tidy houses without keeping the kids and men locked in a room...

willywallace · 15/01/2015 12:32

Me neither Boo, my place is constantly trashed. I am being so lazy today.

Purplecircle · 15/01/2015 12:48

Thanks lovelies. Zyla thanks so much for all the advice I'll go take a look

teejayem · 15/01/2015 13:02

I am praying it's not the start of something spd shaped, but did anyone get a weird slight bruised-bum feeling - like the bones in your bum feeling uncomfortable? My sciatica has been a bit niggly this week, but now I feel bruised (I think?) too much desk sitting down do we think?

DulcetMoans · 15/01/2015 13:13

Yes, too much desk sitting tee, you should go home and sit on a sofa.

boo, would you like to come and nest at my house? Its likely to be particularly bad with DH alone all week. Do you like washing up? I realise what I actually need is a cleaner!

Good to hear that chat - bush sister. True Europeans!

Take it easy zyla!

la, the link pis posted worked for me too. If it doesn't work for you then maybe you just aren't allowed in the inanimate object club and are destined to always be a fruit!