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The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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RPopz · 07/12/2014 19:52

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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laurenamium · 09/12/2014 14:09

Loving the tenancy and eviction notices Grin

laurenamium · 09/12/2014 14:11

Lil for us it was the other way around! A few firm boys names and no girl names we could agree on! I like nature/ unusual girl names and DP likes common/ chavvy girl names Grin luckily we can stop arguing about it now!

Fleurchamp · 09/12/2014 14:16

I hope mrindigo has thought about how he is going to serve our tenants with these notices..... Confused

Ah names, not even really thought about this. I am convinced we will have a boy and we have no boy names at all.

Minion · 09/12/2014 14:20

Will spit or vomit suffice in place of the tenants signitiature?
On account of it not being able to lift ito own head and all...

Leela5 · 09/12/2014 14:23

Aww Lauren that's lovely name!

We've got girls names but no boys. She will be Lily-Marie if she's a girl, possibly Ben for a boy.

Does Lily-Marie sound chavvy? We love it but I'm a bit worried.

I am very not well today, everything but the kitchen sink is flying out of my arse :(

I'd like my tenant to please do a thorough clean, remove any rubbish, repair any damage and leave a forwarding address for any post don't worry I don't know what I'm on about either

Leela5 · 09/12/2014 14:24

Benedict not Benjamin . Love the Cumberbatch influence

ZylaB · 09/12/2014 14:27

Lovely names lauren, isaac was one of our top choices for a boy, but Hannah Emily it is as we def know she's a girl :)

ZylaB · 09/12/2014 14:29

Oh, and just so I don't feel left out....I've had some dodgy arse rain too dammit!

RPopz · 09/12/2014 14:35

Eurgh, hope you're not working La Sad

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Pisghetti · 09/12/2014 14:42

Hmm best check my inventory is up to date - don't want the little blighter messing up the fixtures and fittings and thinking I won't notice.

I tried to do a healthy lunch I really did! But the jacket potato place had run out of jacket potatoes and Costa was just kinda there on my way back to the office... That hot chocolate and a ginger muffin. Gestational diabetes here I come Hmm

With DS I could only come up with boys names, this time around I've only thought of girl's names. No discussion/agreement yet though. DP says we should have a nice Christmas first - clearly he thinks we're in for a fight! We're not even spending Christmas together anyway Confused

Pisghetti · 09/12/2014 14:45

I love Lily too La! Lily-Marie goes better with your surname though Smile only thing is if I called my daughter Lily, my children would be James and Lily.... Might be mistaken for serious fandom.

Leela5 · 09/12/2014 14:48

Ha ha!! That would be funny :)

My husband wants us to call after the guy in breaking bad.

Leela5 · 09/12/2014 14:50

Those of you who know my surname will know who I mean (please don't post it)

Hannah Emily is lovely

laurenamium · 09/12/2014 14:56

I really like lily too! The problem I have is DD is called Indie...which is close to "in the" so had to be careful which names to choose. If this was a girl my top choice was River. Indie, Riverrrr (shouting across a park or something) would make me look insane Grin

ZylaB · 09/12/2014 15:24

See, we have the same sort of surname issues as you la, we couldn't use James for a boy even though it's a lovely name etc

minimooo · 09/12/2014 15:50

oooo loving the names chat. All the ones mentioned so far are gorgeous!

My dh is Cypriot Turkish and is really keen that we choose a Turkish name. While I like a few of the Turkish names, I didn't want anything too Turkish iykwim...so we've been trying to find a happy English-Turkish medium. It's been tricky, but we have (so far) settled on Emine (pronounced Eh-min-eh) or Emmie for short. I also like Kyra, but I don't think it goes with our surname.

Sorry for those suffering with arse rain and sickness. Hope you're snuggled up at home in the warm at least.

laurenamium · 09/12/2014 15:55

Oh I love emine mini! Kyra is really pretty too!

fattycow · 09/12/2014 16:02

We have agreed upon Celeste Anna for a girl.

RPopz · 09/12/2014 16:04

Oooh I love Emmie too!

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willywallace · 09/12/2014 16:11

We can't agree on a single name. Not one. Poor baby.

My arse rain randomly stopped at lunchtime. This concerns me.

RPopz · 09/12/2014 16:15

Did you eat lunch?

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willywallace · 09/12/2014 16:21

I had toast. But also had a cup of tea which I was sure was a bad idea but apparently not. I don't feel good though, kind of shaky. And baby just did some weird move which took my breath away. Kind of like it was trampolining on my cervix.

RPopz · 09/12/2014 16:21

So. Viroids. For various ridiculous family politics reasons.... my Dad still doesn't actually know I'm upduffed. Last time I saw him I was 8 weeks pregnant, he pretty much blanked me. BUT, I don't want the baby to be born before he finds out!! On a scale of one to ten... how terrible an idea is it to just send him a card from me, DH and "bump" ???

I kinda hoped he'd get in touch to say thanks for his father's day card... and spark up a convo then. But he didn't, and that was bloody ages ago. I REALLY don't want to ring him.

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RPopz · 09/12/2014 16:22

X post Wil - sorry! Just go with the lack of arse rain I say. Baby might be dropping?

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RPopz · 09/12/2014 17:17

Also... apologies for insensitive choice of topic Min Blush

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