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The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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RPopz · 07/12/2014 19:52

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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DulcetMoans · 16/12/2014 18:48

I know, I am a bloody idiot! Don't think she will say anything though, she's really nice and would be one I tell first anyway. We were alone together today but she didn't say anything so think she has realised it was a slip we should ignore.

Neighbours sound fun boo! Such pot luck when people move. I think my cats would probably be intimidated by a chicken actually, you're right. One would for sure. Not much lawn space for them and us though. It's a dream for the future if nothing else!

Get that curry on min, tweak those nips and bounce away! Probably easier to get a take away than go out if that's the nonsense you are involved with.

Stood at cinema. Be there for 1845 he said. Don't be late he said. Where is he?! Who knows! Dick!

couldbeanyone · 16/12/2014 18:49

How annoying min! Still, Monday is some time off so plenty of time to bounce on a ball, go for a long walk, (insert various old wives' tales)...and should be here by Xmas!?!

couldbeanyone · 16/12/2014 18:51

Oh and fleur that is a great way to plan for your mat leave still peeved I missed several great Wimbledon matches when in hospital having first child

Indigoblue2 · 16/12/2014 18:54

min did you have a sweep??

dulce that's funny. I kinda did the same with my waxing lady when TTC. She said something about being on the combined pill, and without thinking I replied "yeah that's the one I used to be.... Umm". So I had to confess! It's good your colleague is one that you trust anyway, probably if it was someone else you might not have been so relaxed and it wouldn't have slipped out anyway.

RPopz · 16/12/2014 19:04

Lol at Dulce rage at 3 minutes late Grin Hope he's turned up now and you enjoy the film.

I've run out of old wives tales now, sorry min!

Feel like I'm about to have a massive period. Keep crotch watching... and then remembering I am hugely pregnant! Duh. Hmm

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Indigoblue2 · 16/12/2014 19:17

popz think it's a bit more than a period you can next expect to come out of your vageena...

willywallace · 16/12/2014 19:29

oooh Popz are you trying to beat Min?

Chat if you're around I have a medical question for you if you'd be so kind.

RPopz · 16/12/2014 19:51

Haha, hope not! I've done my crimbo shopping now so no babies before that! Grin Was just thinking about that weirdly... I remember Min getting her bfp on the JSers Fred and it seemed like AGES after that I got mine. But apparently only 2-3 weeks later!

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willywallace · 16/12/2014 19:54

I think the same about you and I Popz. Always feel like you're miles in front but it's about 2 weeks.

Cymraes17 · 16/12/2014 20:20

Today eldest has been sent home from school with suspected slapped cheek. Its got me really worried... Called mw ( happens to be part of dh's close family) and she has asked to check for immunity from last blood sample. Apparently if baby is infected it can fill up with fluid until heart beat stops.
Been told not to panic, she thinks that I should be immune due to my work, but I cant help it.....

ZylaB · 16/12/2014 20:41

Ooooh grrrrrrrrrr at mothercare and this sodding chair I really want! I'm going to rip them a new one! Going in bath to calm down, but basically the chair we'd ordered that was due in today, we heard nothing so rang them, apparently our order was cancelled on sat!

No it fucking wasn't!!

And now they have none. I've got a manager ringing me tomorrow, I'm going to insist he stock checks everywhere, and we get one, or virtually all the money back!

Just...grrrrrrrrrr why are they so shit when I like the chair?!

ChatEnOeuf · 16/12/2014 20:43

I'm around Wil - what's a-troubling you?

Cym try not to worry - most adults have had it.

RPopz · 16/12/2014 20:52

Oh Zyla their customer service is so unbelievably shitty. I wouldn't touch them again with a barge pole... Don't mean to enrage you more but I had to wait 3 days for my manager call back and only because I chased them everyday! Then when I finally did get to speak to her she gave me some bullshit about leaving me (mysteriously disappearing) voicemails to check up on us and our order. Make sure you get your chair and your money AND some vouchers. We did.

Viroids if you only take one thing away from this Fred... Don't use Mothercare Online!! Not what pregnant ladies need!

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Minion · 16/12/2014 20:57

Yep second sweep. Feel like a glove puppet now. Doesn't as yet seem to have done anything except me walk a bit more John Wayne like.
And I was recommended profusely, by my Mw, sex!
Lots and lots of sex.
Great!

Cymraes17 · 16/12/2014 21:04

Thank you chat
Minion try and rest, its your last chance for a very long while!

willywallace · 16/12/2014 21:09

Glove puppet Grin .

Am sure all will be fine Cym but understand why you're worried.

Thanks Chat. Just checking that if you have a UTI which goes untreated, if you finally get treatment then does that stop the problems it can cause or is there still a higher risk of problems because you had it for so long? Does that make sense? probably not at all Also is the main complication early labour or can it affect the baby in some way?

ZylaB · 16/12/2014 21:15

Aww min you did make me lol with those comments! I hope it works for you and gets things moving!

ZylaB · 16/12/2014 21:16

And thanks popz it doesn't help that I really do like the chair and want it, I'll rage at the manager when they call :p

ChatEnOeuf · 16/12/2014 21:22

Yeah you have it straight, Wil if it's a straightforward UTI and you've got normal plumbing, the main concern is preterm labour. There's a risk that in significant infections, those in the bloodstream especially, that the infection can pass to the baby. The longer an infection is knocking around, the greater that chance which is why we're so anal about treating them Smile

willywallace · 16/12/2014 21:28

But if it was that bad you'd have symptoms right?

ChatEnOeuf · 16/12/2014 21:58

Yep, you'd be properly sick

willywallace · 16/12/2014 22:09

Cool, thank you. So handy having Dr Chat on the thread Grin .

Fell up the stairs taking the stair gate with me. Total klutz Blush

DulcetMoans · 16/12/2014 22:38

He turned up, late though! It's more annoying when he makes a fuss about bring on time and then has the cheek to be late. I had to help him do some work first which is why I was there but then was a free film!

Not sure what that is cym but hope you are both ok?

Got scan date, 2nd Jan. Will be 13+1, worth a try to get early or let it go?

TheBooMonster · 16/12/2014 22:40

wil with my agonising UTI that I probably has all week they were mostly worried about preterm labour, told to to rest to try and get my white blood cell count down and take the full term of antibiotics, everything seems to be fine here.

How the hell are you third trimester ladies coping?!?? I want my tiny bump from my last pregnancy back! My back hurts my ribs hurt my bump hurts, I feel like I'm carrying a bloody whale inside me and I still have about 16 bloody weeks to go!!

willywallace · 16/12/2014 22:56

Aw Boo hope you feel better soon. Fab, thank you. I have to give another sample as they want to check the one they have wasn't contaminated by something else as I don't really have symptoms.

13+1 isn't bad Dulcet and still within the timescale for tests. Never hurts to try though, although probably trickier with it being Christmas as less days available.