The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Ooh Min, did you have it nice and hot to encourage labour? Blanket sounds lovely, you must put up pic when finished.

I don't think we had any breast substitutes. Maybe the muffins are just for the midwives to eat.

This little one is going crazy tonight. Normally I worry there isn't enough movement and now I'm worrying there's too much .

sings

min's having a baby very, very soon!

Maybe the sickness is a sign of something happening min? GX.

splodge that sounds like a really shitty day. Definitely a bit of a headfuck for those involved

Phew! Epic catch up which has taken me three attempts to get through. Had to have a homeland break and then a little rest to get over that - OMG indigo WTF is happening?!

spoldge, how awful. Hope you are ok. Can make you shakey even if you don't see.

What extra fundraising does he expect you to do la?! I guess you could eBay some stuff with minimal effort. Maybe after Christmas though to avoid the post office at worst time! I'm intrigued my muffins too, report back. I don't like muffins so I need advice on alternatives.

Glad you're being looked after boo but you will need those cards for dunelm. Although for me that trip would be more dangerous to MIL. That place is like crack to her!

Thanks for present ideas all. Love the bee house but I want that now! wil BIL is a difficult sod, he doesn't like much and buys everything he wants himself. He's got a dickhead girlfriend though so maybe dating website subscription?

In that case get him vouchers and he can bloody like it. Or a blow up gf.

Yes La ebay! All his shitty stuff that you'll no longer have room for when you have a baby.

Min Curry and pineapple and shagging oh my!

I bloody hate eBay. By the time you've paid postage and fees you end up making about 12p.

I've no bloody idea what to get for my youngest sister. Everytime I go to look I end up with sonething else for my middle sis... So now I need to find her about 4 presents to make up for it!!

Can you ask her Popz? How old is she?

She's 20. She likes food and booze and clothes and makeup... should be a doddle really haha!

popz tesco has jagermeister gift sets all 20 year old love that stuff right?

dulcet and tee I really can't afford to spend money in Dunelm Mill tomorrow unless they have nursery stuff? as I put my foot down and made DH do the last of the Xmas shopping, which was all stuff for us and DD because we left the three of us till last and now we have about £300 to last us till Xmas >.< on the bright side I finally found some genious travel doodling sets for DD that will fit in the changing bag!

Arghhhh
Where is she?
WHERE IS SHE??
And where's all the decent early morning movies that are usually on? I'm stuck watching the Santa clause 3!
Santa.fucking.clause.3

Admittedly not as shite as the 3rd one. But still.

And she's jammed up in my ribs in protest at lack of space...uhhh hello child, there's loads of room on the outside!

Someone wake up. Someone talk to me....

hey min, can't sleep? Are you bouncing? Hip rotations got DD going.

can chat on fb if u like. xx

I'm here min! Bounce bounce bounce!

Come on baby! Come out!

Popz for my make up living sis in law I buy make up sets like a bobbi brown palette or benefit. Benefit do lovely packaging that looks so nice and the products are great quality.

Heres a link to website - m.benefitcosmetics.co.uk/product/category/makeup/beautykits

You can buy them in boots

I got an urban decay eyeshadow palette for my birthday which I really like. I got the nudes no 2 one but am sure there will be one with more exotic colours. I'm definitely not 20 though

Oops Santa clause 3 did the right thing and sent me right off.
Ummmm... Soo, I think, think I may be having very mild contractions...
They're coming and going, very long in between and located somewhere between belly button and bits. Kinda vice like...
Any idea?
I had some before sleeping so thought well if this is it I'd best get head down.
Hope so. I can't wait to see wha she looks like.
Gonna try watch elf, chuckling should shake her out eh!

STOP TEASING US ROBYN!! Doesn't she understand we need to watch our blood pressure? Minx!

Happy Tuesday. Nearly hump day!

Fx this is it min

Oh hopefully this is it starting to kick off min. Sounds promising!

Morning viroids! I'm feeling much better today, yesterday was a write off. I carried on crying all day, to the point DP took to studying his pregnancy for dads book to see if it says in there that I would cry and be a cow he even ironed all of the ironing pile which is unheard of!

Off to catch up with the thread properly. Popz I would say for a 20 year old las benefit make up and the jäger Meister would be spot on! Smellies, make up and alcohol were all I wanted at 20 and horse stuff

Whoop! Hope this is it Min!
Tell her if she doesn't move today then she'll forever get joint birthday and Xmas presents!

Yaaay Min!!

Ooh she's a diva already. Only gone and stopped now hasn't it.
Bugger