The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

I can't wait to find out what to do with the muffin - I might get told off for nibbling.

Indigo don't worry that all sounds identical to me at your stage. I didn't get sickness until wk 7 and even then not everyone gets it. Tender boobs will come - when you least expect it.

Stretchy pains are normal

Thanks ladies! la the sore boobs are here thank god and have been the last week or so. Guess I'm just impatient to get worsening symptoms to make myself feel better.

The muffin tit has made me giggle

Hi viroids, ugh bit of a grim stArt to my day today, got to station about 1 minute after a man had been hit by a fast train - unclear whether suicide or accident but 2 ladies there had seen it and were v shaken up. Horrid. Poor man. Certainly made me count my blessings. Enjoying all the bouncing about going on in my tum at the mo, it's a lively one this one! See you other insomniac a at 4am xx

La I think you should take a spare, y'know just in case.

Oh Splodge, that's dreadful! The train driver must feel awful too. Absolutely horrific.

giggle muffin.....

My (somewhat overbearing) MiL tried to give me a bf lesson the other week. With a build a bear workshop bear. I laughed throughout.
Going back to work tomorrow - only back for two days and then off for 10 and I have the hospital on Thursday (scan) and then 16 week MW appt on Friday. I've booked myself a pedicure on thurs morning to take my mind off scan.
Mr Tee is away tonight so I've spent most of the afternoon watching old OBEMs on Sky and sniveling throughout.

:( splodge that's awful

tee glad things seem to have sorted out and that your mum will be about to be on rest watch! also rofl on the breast feeding lessons on build a bears1

popz My sex drive died when I fell pregnant with DD and never came back. DH's sex drive will never calm down, I think I could have lepracy and he'd still be trying it on! But that's less to do with me and more to do with the fact that he has sex on the brain all the time... I just had to utter the words "I have a UTI you aren't getting a shag" and he was 100% put out (his balls are going blue don't you know?!) I seem to recall the night DD and I got back from the hospital he actually tried his luck despite the fact I was still bleeding pretty heavily every time I moved, was almost glad to be dragged into the hospital for 4 days where he didn't dare try due to unannounced nurse visits! Also earlier he called me "Sugartits"... I have sent him to get me baked goods as a punishment!

la I'm dying to hear about what happens with the muffin!

kato my farts could knock out the dead...

yikes splodge!! how traumatic!

I am so fed up of being stuck in the house, MiL is taking me to Dunelm Mill tomorrow to get me out of the house dh is threatening to look after my debit cards for the day and then DD's Tumble Tots xmas party is Wednesday and I've been given permission to go to that, other than that it sounds like I've been put under sofa arrest till I go to work at the weekend...

Hahahah tee that's hilarious Bless her...

Oh God La I hope you have to breast feed the muffin.... we had knitted boobs too. Mine was green and purple! Glad your booking app went well and you're feeling positive I might have an actual baby by 9th Jan!!

Chin up indigo - you sound very pregnant to me. I think people make too much of the ms thing... it seems pretty common to not have it at all judging from other freds I've been on. And most peoples don't start til 6-7 weeks ish.

Been Christmas shopping all day. Mega achey fanjo. No JSing for me after all my fussing... lol

The night you got back from hospital Boo?! God sometimes I wish they could go through something that would have the same effect on their body for the best part of two years so they would at least understand a little bit.

I kid you not wil he got himself a knee to the groin for his troubles though!

He sounds a delight! Blimey. I think I'd have kicked him out.

Ah boo I luffs dunelm. Take AAALLLL the cards with you! Esp after the sugar tits comment!

Indigo, I didn't have ms until 7 weeks, the exhaustion imo was far worse.

Nothing worse than heavy shopping fanjo popz thank Christ for Amazon, tis all I can say!

Oh god we've just been having the dreaded 'financial' baby chat. Worked out budget etc.

I say to him 'I think you should be looking at ways to bring in extra money between now and then'

'Well you should too' he says, 'nothing to stop you coming up with solutions'

Oh that's fine, I'm only frigging knackered, not sleeping, feeling sick, going to work and growing a frigging human! I'll think of the money solutions also.

Grrr...

If I get a knitted boob tomorrow and it's not realistic size wise im going to tell them I need showing how to do with with stupidly massive ones like mine! No point learning on something that won't be realistic for me lol :)

la tell him you've thout carefully and he should sell a kidney! ;)

*thought

min hope you're ok :)

Where is min...?

Min?

Are you ok? Or are you screaming blue murder whilst simultaneously crushing your dhs hand?

Popz you'll have a baby by my scan! And all of you (except indigo as ages a bit behind me) will have babies by the time I have my baby! Eek!

*shes not ages

Haha, there were a variety of sizes at our class Zy ... I was a bit intimidated by mine lol

Oof La ... on your behalf! Good on you for having the chat tho.... we've still not actually got round to it... oops

Nope
Still fat and pregnant
I've been knitting all afternoon
Humph

What are you knitting?

We haven't really had the financial chat apart from 'fuck we have no money and we're on number 2... I am firmly sticking my head in the sand.

I'm not sure if I'm more freaked out by muffin or knitted boobs

Baby blanket wil, maybe should have started a few months ago but hey ho.
I'm going pink and white, not barbie pink tho, more, raspberry ice.
Just got out of the bath and feel sick as a toad.