The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Also wide awake Splodge, but sadly no biscuits. Heartburn giving me a sore back again.

What about theatre tokens Wil? Or vouchers for her local if they're not in this scheme.

I LOVE firebox wil I've also found dirtyfingers online too- they sell tongue in cheek baby grows/ vests. I will be buying this baby the "if you think I'm a mess you should meet my daddy" vest

Was awake from 3 til 6. Ugh.

I got mil a wild bee house for garden. Thoroughly recommend for any gardener types as it attracts wild bees to help pollination

Yay, new websites for me to piss away my time on! Thanks folks.
Oh yeah, I'm still pregnant.
Still!
5 days and counting now, but it don't half make me think that I was right with the dates, all along...
Right, anymore good websites for me stalk?

Etsy is a good site

Yes I love etsy! They've got some amazing 80s films jewellery!

I thought about theatre tokens but she lives in a small place and I'm not sure about the logistics of it. Will investigate. The bee house might be a great shout though La. Where did you get that from?

Worst night's sleep ever!

I got a bird house and a peanut feeder from secret santa at the party on the weekend a bee house would be nice - used to have lavender in my front garden which the bees loved. Now I just have block paving (but thinking about getting some planters).

Breakfast made a reappearance this morning. Twice. That was nice I made it into work late as I have a shit tonne to do and no internet at home (thanks Sky!). Came in to some angry emails as there was a piece of work I forgot to do on Friday Also have to scrub down all the nursery walls with sugar soap tonight/tomorrow as the plasterer is coming later this week so I really don't have time to be unwell!

Finally caught up with Fred! I'm finding reading sets off my ms. Stupid ms seems to be getting worse, I'm 12+2 now, scan tomorrow - eek!
Does anyone know if it's normal to lose weight in the first tri? I've been constantly snacking on crisps, chocolates and chicken nuggets, so was really surprised to see I've lost nearly half a stone off my pre-pregnancy weight. (It doesn't look like it though, I'm as bloated as anything!)

Did you drink alcohol before RM? could be that? Sadly that didn't happen to me.

Pis that sounds rotten, hope you feel better soon and you're not in too much trouble about the Fri work thing.

Oh pis that sounds like a stressful Monday

Rm I lost weight with DD at first because I was a big drinker before and the alcohol calories added up! I haven't this time but I wasn't drinking anywhere near as much before I fell pregnant I think it's normal especially if your ms is bad!

Love Etsy. Not on the high street is quite good too.

Think it prob is normal rm. Hope you're ok xx

Eek pis - take it easy woman!

rm perfectly normal apparently. Happened to me too. Even now people say I've lost weight even with the sack of spuds attached. MS is a horrid thing, I'd give you , , and a , but it may be a bit pointless. X

Can we talk about JSing, second timers? Is it ever the same afterwards? DH is so LAZY about sex nowadays. We never do it unless I instigate it. I don't even think it's that he's put off by the pregnancy because he's been lazy with it for a while. I feel like a fat sex pest and its pissing me off! But added to it all now is that we'll soon have a new born in the equation... and if we can't hold it together now how do we stand a chance then?? Plus if childbirth mauls me... I'm never going to look/ feel the same afterwards. Eurgh.

Well clearly no one at work suspects I am pregnant as I have been given a case of champagne (my favourite) for helping one of my colleagues a couple of months ago with a particularly time consuming matter.

I guess it will just have to wait until next year

I am suffering from the worst tiredness. It is absolutely chronic. I sleep for 9 - 10 hours at night and then have another 1 - 2 hour nap in the afternoon. I just can't get enough sleep. God knows how I am going to make it through this week at work

Wow! I want a case of champagne!

You can toast baby when it comes :)

The bee house was just from amazon, you can get from rspb website also. It's such a nice present I'm really pleased with it.

I was also big drinker and lost weight at start although I think my boobs alone now weigh half a stone.

Got booking in appointment this afternoon with mw. Feel a bit sicky today and last night I swelled up like a balloon so I'm hoping these are nice positive baby signs.

Popz I can't help I've done nothing but give dh a hand job in 7 weeks. Poor man

Popz it took me a few months (I think 4 or 5) to regain my sex drive after having DD but it DID come back. I don't think it ever looked exactly the same but I never had any horrified looks when I was single

I threw him one last week, partly out of grief mind. This week I feel I may be put on the sex pest list if this one takes anymore time.
Other than that, nope, just aching too much and the kind of moans and groans he likes to hear arent 'ooh my hip', 'ooh no, I've got to go on my other side ' 'ooh, just finish already'
Haha
Right im off to walk this one out, may get a brow wax to see if I can scare her outta me.
If im not back in a few hours, I've probably took to crying in the corner somewhere, so send cake.

Ah well see I was the same for first trimester La ... so maybe it's my own fault Good luck with your booking app

Haha! Have fun min

Popz sex drive (for both of us) got back on track pretty quickly after DS was born. I also never had anyone scream and run out of the room while I was single I don't know what to suggest with your DH except perhaps talk to him about it? Maybe he's nervous about making the first move in case you're not feeling it at that time?

Nice Fleur! It'll keep I got some mini bottles of Cava at the weekend - one for Christmas, one for New Year, one for my birthday and one for when I come home with baby. At least that was the plan but I'm already talking myself out of them so they may all end up being drunk post-birth.

I cleared the forgotten work by 8.30 and it's all gone quiet since then so hopefully we didn't lose the project off the back of it! My appetite is also back so might need to seek out a second attempt at breakfast soon.....

On the subject of DTD (and possibly TMI)... does it make anyone else more.... mucousy? I had a bit of a horror story playing out in my pants yesterday.

popz have a chat to him. DH instigates nothing, but when I asked he swears he does still fancy me, but he's aware I really haven't felt like it and didn't want to make me feel pressured, so he was actually trying to be nice and thoughtful by not mentioning or starting it!

Morning girls! No further drama overnight, just a bit of brown spotting. Hospital called about an hour ago, they're happy for me to hang on until Thursday for ultrasound, lovely lady on the phone told me if it was going to go south it would be kicking off by now and my risk is very low as tiny tee has hb etc etc, so I feel a bit better. She said if anything changes to call her straight away, but nothing has, apart from a little niggly cramp to one side where I think baby is parked (same place I got implantation cramps and where the hb was picked up from yesterday.

Work have been surprisingly okay which was a nice surprise, and my mum is coming over later to make sure my bum is glued to the sofa. I need to get Mr tee his last couple of xmas bits, so will be indulging in some light credit card slapping this afternoon. Although I really want to get my nails done. Vanity....
Popz I told Mr Tee last night that we are not having it off until I know tiny tee isn't going to try and escape again in protest. I might buy some nice lubricant for consolation hand job.