The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

I always wanted to be 5'5 for some reason. Sadly a long, long way off.

I'm 5'9 with size 9 feet...I'm the BFG of the Fred!

DDs party was just a bouncy castle at a leisure centre and I did the food myself. They entertained themselves and all had parents stay with them so it wasn't too bad. I was just stressed for no reason really

Loving the mat wear talk! For some reason I've been putting off buying mat clothes...I went to put my jeans on yesterday and they were about 4 inches off fastening I think I've just popped and expanded over night, it had only been a few days since I last had them on! So now I only have leggings that fit...jeans shopping next week for me!

I tried to put it off for aaages Lauren... I was so much more comfy once I finally cracked!!

Glad the party went well

hi all. think I'm going to look forward tovab excuse to buy new clothes! I'm 5'6 but have "birthing hips" aka a wide arse!

tee hope ur doing a good job of resting.

min I'm waiting with baited breath to hear you're off to the hospital! fx she gets a move on! maybe that sweep has done something after all!

Thank you Ladies xx have given Mr Tee the scampi nik naks because they are wrong. He feels terrible because his knob might be responsible for the drama. Have to call mat assessment first thing tomorrow to see if they can squeeze a scan earlier than Thursday afternoon (only time they have), and Doctor seemed quite keen to get me back. I'm going to take the day off work (feel like a wanker as only have a 3 day week this week, but Mr T and Mumma T have ordered me not to go) bleeding is just a bit of brown spotting now so I'm hoping that's it. Don't really fancy the commute and oh is away with work so don't want to chance it. I feel like a bit of a ninny but I would feel so bad if something happened and I ignored all the advice :-/
I recommend The red herring mat leggings and have a look on the asos clearance section, I picked up a couple of nice mat dresses in there for about £12. Not got mat jeans yet, have been using the open flies covered with bump band.

Glad it's not just me popz! I knew I would have to give in eventually so I don't know why I've carried on without any, I've saved a few on my Asos wish list and will buy them tomorrow when I get paid, I have VIP membership on there so I get free next day delivery

tee hope you're getting plenty of rest! Yes home is the best place for you, you will get little thanks or recognition from work for dragging yourself into work and causing yourself or bump a mischief, even if they are grumpy as hell about you missing a few days, your health comes first!! So go rest some more!

Was deemed not suitable to be left at home alone today too stubborn not to climb mountains in the living room so MiL came over and ensured I stayed as sofa bound as possible, feels like a complete waste of a day, I could have been organising hospital bags and dealing with the cupboard of doom in DD's room oh yea, that's why I'm not allowed to be left alone especially as I'm now weeks away from the final trimester which makes me feel like I'm in imminent danger of going into labour and being so. damned. unprepared

lauren you should go maternity clothes shopping, you will feel floaty and comfy once you have proper clothes, and the sooner you get them the more wear you will get out of them, if you're going to breastfeed go for the tops and bras with nifty hooks and boob groping holes so you don't have to buy extra clothes for breastfeeding.

Thanks boo I definitely will, over half way there now I think I've done well to last that long!

Can you get Braxton hicks any time or only in the last trimester? I didn't get them with DD but I keep getting a really tight stomach for a couple of minutes. No pain just a weird feeling! Mainly if I'm getting up or down from the floor after I've been sat for a while . I've also developed stabby fanjo which is new!

You can get them any time Lauren - think they start earlier in second pregnancies too.

I was holding my trousers together with hair bobbles til 20 odd weeks... wouldn't recommend

Haha, bless Mr Tee. I'm sure it's nothing serious and his knob has just been a bit overenthusiastic on the old cervix Good excuse to get another sneak peek at miniTee

I haz new slippers and cava. Winning

Mmm cava! I'm 21 weeks now so definitely pushing the normal clothes limit

Are you opening presents early popz?!

Haha noooooo... I bought some for my Mum earlier for a stocking filler. And accidentally got some for myself too

Ooh dulce were you watching Homeland??? Most tense ever!!

Homeland was brill this week!

I was so tense I was sure the bean was gonna feel it!

Shhhshhhshhh all! I won't see til tomorrow as was watching X factor and wrapping presents! I'm excited though. Think there's only one left after this!

I have recorded the whole series to watch on mat leave. Can't wait!

What the hell can I get my mum for Christmas?

Oh you'll live it wil, stick with it as it really gets better.

What does she like? My MIL has some mandara spa stuff, cos she loves it all of a sudden, some chocolate mints and thinking of getting tickets to Matilda. Not sure what I will do if not!

I have a friend and a BIL I am stuck for!

Two more after this dulcet, tonight was episode 10 of 12

We totally cheated this year for xmas, normally I'm out there in September carefully and painstakingly choosing presents but I just had no 'oomph' this year, thus everyone has Bubbly and Chocolate! My Parents and Grandparents and DH's Parents and Grandma have got big canvases of DD's Tumble Tots photo shoot in place of either alcohol or chocolate.

She is so hard to shop for! I really wanted to find some kind of theatre tickets but couldn't find anything touring that I thought she'd like. I end up looking for stuff for her and then just buying more for my sister!

She isn't into smelly stuff and not supposed to get her chocolate. Ooh maybe I could make up a hamper. Her house is full of crap stuff so I don't really want to add to it.

Is your BIL a bit quirky? Anything on Firebox he might like?

Wide Awake at 4am eating biscuits. Hmm! I thought these days had passed. Ah well it's all good practice I suppose...