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The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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RPopz · 07/12/2014 19:52

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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DulcetMoans · 14/12/2014 10:45

That was number 18 popz but she lost it at 21 weeks. Just read up on it, she had her first at 14, didn't know that! Still, I like the family.

Have researched Knightly too, she went out for first time since announcement yesterday and papers (mail Hmm) concentrating on her 'hiding' her pregnant figure behind a long coat. ITS WINTER! Stupid paper!

teejayem · 14/12/2014 10:56

What a morning.. Just back from A&E. Woke up with bleeding and cramps at 6 ish, rang midwife, straight to hospital, absolutely convinced it was all over. Saw the registrar who was wonderful and heard mischief baby's hb, cue big ploppy relief tears. She wasn't sure why I was bleeding, cervix was closed, by the time I got seen it had slowed down, but I need to go in for another scan which might be tomorrow to see what's going on. Just when I thought I could relax from 'the fear' ! I have to go back immediately if anything else funky happens. Could be my retro uterus, might be weird placenta. doctor also said bleed might be because we had a bit of a shagathon yesterday

On the upside I am spending all day on the sofa, because the Doctor told me to. Mr tee is passing me nick naks and tea.

RPopz · 14/12/2014 10:57

Oh that is sad Sad

Haha, the audacity of Keira, wearing a coat in winter!! Grin

I feel like holy shite... DH went out and somehow I've got the hangover!!

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RPopz · 14/12/2014 10:58

Argh cross post tee! So glad all is ok! Lauren will tell you about the dangers of the shagathon Wink Enjoy your chilling x

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Indigoblue2 · 14/12/2014 11:41

Oh tee that sounds terrifying!! So glad you had the reassurance that baby tee was all ok, just messing with you Shock

ZylaB · 14/12/2014 13:02

Glad you're ok tee take it easy!

Minion · 14/12/2014 13:25

Oh tee, nothing ever good comes from the shagathons! Well, a baby yes. But there's everything else, like the mess and subsequent fanny facts.
So glad all is ok. Rest up.
Minions and jsers orders!
Well I've been traipsing round town in an effort to get this one moving. Asked the husband this morning if bump looked lower, he didn't think so. So as we were walking in to m&p I got an almighty heavy feeling, like she wanted to escape. Then he gasps 'chrisr your bump has dropped'!
So she's hopefully in the right direction. It's a weird feeling I tell thee.

laurenamium · 14/12/2014 13:53

Ah tee yes I agree with others! Shagathons only lead to babies mess and stress Grin

Party, visitors etc is finally over. DD is happy playing and my house is filled with tat toys, successful 4th birthday I reckon!

Off to catch up now!

willywallace · 14/12/2014 13:54

Ha Min, that's sudden! I bloody dropped ages ago so have been walking round looking like I'm ready to pop when I'm nowhere near. I do think it makes me look less fat on the plus side though. You're brave walking round town, not sure I'd want to go into labour in the middle of mothercare Grin .

Tee, that sounds really scary, what a horrible morning for you. Glad all seems to be well. Sex=bad, nik naks=good Wink .

Minion · 14/12/2014 14:46

As I was in mothercare a sales assistant said 'wpuld you like a bag'?
Me: 'oh,no ta, I'm carrying enough as it is'
She:'ok'

She must have then seen me wince a bit and on the way back from visiting my best mate, the porcelain throne...
She' is everything OK? You don't look too well'
Me:'yeah I'm.ok, 4 days overdue but all good'
You should have seen the huge step back she did, must have thought my waters were gonna break all over her haha!

Oh nd tmi.. Also now losing my plug for reals!

It's just got a bit more real like!

willywallace · 14/12/2014 14:55

Hahaha wish you had, right over her shoes Grin. Oh Min, it can't be long for you now then. At least it sounds like it might be happening naturally.

Glad the party was good Lauren. Did you have some kind of entertainer or just do it yourself?

ChatEnOeuf · 14/12/2014 15:06

Ooh, GX min Grin

Talk to me about mat wear viroids. I have a lot left over from last time, but all T-shirts as I didn't get anything resembling a bump until about 26 weeks. It's going to be freezing still then - Feb. Too cold for tees and cardigans, where has nice winter mat things? I have a couple of knitted dresses to get me through parties and evenings out but nothing warm! I'll be buying in the UK as clothes are bloody expensive here, with the exception of the Primark that opened last week nearly causing a riot and H&M, which doesn't carry their range in store.

willywallace · 14/12/2014 15:15

I haven't found anything super warm Chat. I got a duffel coat from Debenhams. My jumpery type things are from Debenhams (red herring), dorothy perkins and h&m. I still wear non-maternity jumpers and dresses which are stretchy. H&M are good for jeans. I think probably layers are key rather than trying to find anything particularly cosy.

RPopz · 14/12/2014 15:41

Leggings and jumper dresses are your friend chat Smile Asos is good for mat wear, got most of my stuff from there or H&M.

Eek Min sounds like things are moving along Grin People keep saying my bump has dropped or its really low now, but I can't tell the bloody difference!!

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RPopz · 14/12/2014 15:47

X factor. Take That Smile

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willywallace · 14/12/2014 15:56

Who'll be the next one to leave do you think Popz? Wink My money's on little toad face Mark Owen.

Leela5 · 14/12/2014 16:08

Don't you speak ill of my little Marky! ;)

Tee that sounded scary, glad everything's ok. Tell minitee to stop scaring mummy.

No nausea today but a few food aversions, bloated belly and I'm getting womble stretchy pains. Hoping all positive signs that baby is still there.

Had a lovely walk in the woods this morning, helped to clear my head a bit. Made roasted tomato and red pepper soup, yum.

Min - hooray for baby dropping and plug! Hopefully not long to go now...

Lauren glad her party went well, that was a lot of children to look after :)

I'm relying on stretchy knit dresses and leggings at the moment as my jeans and work trousers fit but are uncomfortable when I sit down. Jodhpurs were tight this morning, ouchy.

RPopz · 14/12/2014 16:16

Haha, well it's pretty much just Gary B with backing singers now isn't it. As long as he stays I'm not fussed Wink

Glad you're feeling more positive today miss La x

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willywallace · 14/12/2014 16:29

Maybe that's been his master plan all along. Get rid of them one at a time and then have the solo career he's always wanted?!

Soup sounds lovely La, would love a bowl right now.

ChatEnOeuf · 14/12/2014 16:36

Will have a nosy in the sales :) I don't own a single pair of leggings - am I weird? I have one pair of jeans, two pairs of work trousers, some chinos and a skirt. Ten tees and one cardi - going to need some warmer bits! Will definitely look into some jumpery things as my wardrobe is almost exclusively 'petite'...which I am fast accelerating away from Grin

La that sounds all positive. Of course, I will have to hate you if you get away with just two weeks of MS Wink

Leela5 · 14/12/2014 16:52

Petite chat? Show off! ;)

willywallace · 14/12/2014 16:57

If that also means you're short Chat, you will need to turn up h&m jeans but I find that's fine in this weather as I wear long boots anyway. New Look do petite length maternity jeans but I don't find them comfy. I found ASOS too big for a short-arse like me.

ChatEnOeuf · 14/12/2014 17:09

Yes, La - I call me a short arse, but the shops label me as petite Grin I don't wear heels either, I'd be unsafe on the streets!

Leela5 · 14/12/2014 17:12

Oh I'd love so much to be petite! All my friends are tiny, I'm the giant at 5'6".

RPopz · 14/12/2014 17:18

I never bothered with leggings before I was pregnant tbh chat! But they are v comfy and versatile. I've got some nice over the bump ones.

Aw La - I'm gianter than you. 5'8" ish I think!

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