The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

[RPopz]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Ah you've all made me feel better. Yes dulcet like a tugging. A little twinge when I have the audacity to carry out everyday activities. Reaching up to do some sanding of my door facings above my head set it off tonight. It's doesn't like stretching in general. Ha ha chat carrying shopping is exactly the kind of thing that would do it. I can't wait to get ms. That's not being sarcastic, I actually can't! feel free to bring this up later

Thanks for the horsey sympathy! I appreciate it! Thanks to all you non horsey people for putting up with it! :) spaniel grooming v similar politics from sounds of it!

You just. Don't. Cut. Someone else's. Horses. Mane. Big no.

Phew!

Anyone watching X factor?

DH is out on his Christmas do so I've got to wait til tomorrow to watch it!
Dehydration makes them worse too indigo as well as overdoing it. Sit down and have a cuppa

You are kidding me Popz?! You're a good wife. It's pretty dull though, you're not missing much. We were going to watch a film but couldn't find one we wanted to see.

Ahhh. Good wife. My dh hates it!

Yes, indigo definitely drink water and get sleep - they make the twinges less

Well he didn't specifically say I had to wait for him but he does like to watch it... and I know he'll be good for nothing tomorrow so we may as well veg out and watch it together!

I feel sick and mega anxious Hate this time of night.

Oh no popz, why anxious? Go to bed?

I've got like reverse morning sickness. I feel sick at bedtime every night now! I've been reading Ina May... it's all positive birth stories but it's just putting the fear into me... its all a bit too real now! Starting to panic I won't be able to cope with it all now...

Trying to be prepared and its backfiring massively! Perhaps ignorance is bliss!

There is definitely something to be said for ignorance .

You will be able to cope with it because everybody does. I am having similar panics myself though. I think because I know what's in store whereas last time it all seemed quite abstract. The majority of people have straightforward births and also most people go on to do it again so they must get through the first time ok. I'm not going to lie and pretend that I don't think it's a hideous thing to go through but we can do it Popz! And I can confidently say that it is totally and utterly worth it.

Think I'm just paranoid about making it harder for myself by panicking... and not being able to talk myself down. Which will make all the hypnobirthing stuff go flying out of the window!

Probably worse cos DH isn't here....

Thanks wil x

I have a baby that won't sleep, she's been awake since 10.30 this morning just having 10 minute power naps ocationally!

rpopz stop stressing yourself out, labours painful but doable & if it all gets too much you can always have an epidural. It's only 3 weeks since I did it & I'd do it again, inserting the cannula & stitches after we're the worse bit for me but I'm just a wuss with needles! Just practise your breathing & swearing & you'll be fine.

popz, can we have a Wibble together..
Still no change, though I thought I had some trapped wind pains shortly ago, nope, no botty burps. Hope it's starting...

:( furry I hope wee one settles soon, that's frustrating.

Popz I know it's scary but whenever I worry about labour I think of all the people who've managed it - the brainless idiots, the fluffy celebs, Katie price - and I think if they can do it then surely I must be able to.

You will be ok xx

That's a great way to think of it Lala. I will not be beaten by bloody Jordan!

Furry, it's a total fallacy that babies sleep all day. MiniWil was always pretty good at night but never a good day napper until she was a toddler. I used to get so stressed out about it thinking I had done something wrong. Annoyingly she slept better when we were out and about than in the house. Which is rubbish as it means you don't get a rest too. But useful if you want to go out for lunch.

Yikes, thought I was having a bad nights sleep!

Thanks ladies, just need to man up I think!! Definitely got the swearing down And also will not be beaten by Jordan!!

Hope your trapped wind is a baby girl Min!

No sign of DH so am guessing he's on the sofa... or he got a better offer...

That's quite considerate he'd sleep on sofa instead of waking you up all drunk and smelly. I think I've reached the stage where I'd get the rage with drunk MrWil. Which isn't good considering there will be a birthday night out at some point.

Mine came in at 4:30 but I was awake 3-6 so it didn't matter. Getting up now to go exercise horse, very tired.

indigo I was sick twice during the pregnancy once when I chugged loads of water for one of my later scans and it all came back up! And then after I had him the epidural made me throw up everything in my stomach which was nothing so I threw up bilr

Sorry pressed post to early, it was bile. During the first 12 weeks I felt nausea but that was all.

Sorry to hear about your horse la

Oh popz, I thought you were passed all the fears and you seem so confident. Poor love, not what you want late at night. You'll be fine and you will do it because you have to! MiniPopz has to come out and when they do decide to your body will just take over one way or another.

And agree with la way to look at it - who wants to be beaten by Jordon or that Josie Cunningham! If they can doubt you absolutely can!

In other pregnancy news, '17 kids and counting' lady is pregnant again! Oh, is Keira Knightly pregnant too? Someone mentioned yesterday but didn't look it up.

Going to watch the hobbit today - not sure I have the bladder capacity for long films anymore!

I saw that about her being on 18th too dulcet, apparently she's said its her last!
popz if she can do it 18 times you'll be fine! us women are designed for these things - its what makes us so superior to men. well one of the things!

I thought that's what that documentary was about, cos she was preg again?? Eep.

Thanks again ladies. I have been pretty relaxed about it so far, maybe that's why it seems worse now - I've set a precedent for myself!! Lol. Then again maybe it's just hormones. Last week I had the "OMG there's going to be a baby and I'll have to look after it forever and what if we don't even like it!!" wobble.... Definitely too late for all this shizzle now!

DH came sloping upstairs shortly after my last post. TBF it is freezing down there!!

Totally understand the anxiety, Popz. DD was breech until pretty late on (33-4 weeks), so I'd prepared myself for a section. Then she turned. Suddenly I was going to Have To Give Birth, terrifying thought! But I managed it, and I agree, the suturing is the worst bit. The birth has a purpose, the faff afterwards is just a pain.

I'd heard Keira Knightly was due around the same time as me must beat her

I watched the start of XF and will watch the end on catch-up before tonight's. DH was out last night and is away for the next four days - no way am I going to avoid finding out who wins so I've told him to watch it in his hotel and we can judge them over skype during the inevitable boring bits...