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The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!

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RPopz · 07/12/2014 19:52

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 17th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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Leela5 · 13/12/2014 19:00

We've not discussed the Downs testing yet. My sil is 40 and pregnant and she's been waiting 3 weeks for her results in America.

I guess me and dh are waiting til 12 week scan before discussing tests

Indigoblue2 · 13/12/2014 19:03

Cut the mane of a lusitano??? gasps in horror

TheBooMonster · 13/12/2014 19:04

wil Merinos is an auto correct from an attempt to type Morrison's, so not posh at all.

willywallace · 13/12/2014 19:05

Remember you'll need to tell them at the scan if you want the measurements taken La. That's sad about your horse. My diet has been shit for this entire pregnancy. Just about to scoff chicken and chips - from the oven if that makes it at all better nope.

willywallace · 13/12/2014 19:06

Oh hahahahaha Boo, I was imagining some gorgeous little deli Grin

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 19:25

Ooh forgot to say I really hope you get well soon boo!!! So sorry x

Yes indigo I'm bloody raging. They've put a bridle path on his mane too. It states in contract he's not to have mane cut

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 19:44

Got booking in with mw on min so will ask about tests then

laurenamium · 13/12/2014 19:52

La they pulled a lusitanos mane? Shock I would be raging! He's not a thoroughbred! Did you say something?! I had to hog my Andalusian last year due to sweet itch when I first got him and I was gutted. Spent a fortune this summer getting his medication/ sprays right so I could keep growing his mane. There's just some things that shouldn't be done!

DDs birthday party went well I think, glad it's over with now though! We can relax tomorrow on her actual birthday Smile I think me and DP have changed our mind on this babies name! Solomon is now a winner, with Sol for short!

ChatEnOeuf · 13/12/2014 20:08

My diet has gone to pot too - clementines are the only fruit I've had in about a month, and I'm reverting to toddler strategies on the veggies - making DH put them in sauces, cut up really small. I just can't face big chucks.

Glad the party went well, Lauren, hope your DD enjoys her birthday too.

Hope the sweep does it's thing, Min :)

La, I'd really appreciate your view on my cat - just off to post in the litter tray...

willywallace · 13/12/2014 20:25

Sol is a great name Lauren.

DulcetMoans · 13/12/2014 20:29

I want to see the cat chat! Mine just abandoned me - think she doesn't like the hot water bottle.

ChatEnOeuf · 13/12/2014 20:43

That's the little minx, Dulcet - though now she spends a lot of time drooling on my belly rather than on her beanbag.

The 17th home for lovely upduffed viroids - Toni Braxtons, pumping, arse rain and hospital parking charges.... its all going on in the JS Grads Fred!!
Indigoblue2 · 13/12/2014 20:46

lauren Sol makes me think of Saul from Homeland! Good name. I LOVE Homeland, it's absolutely fantastic Smile

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 20:49

Posted!

Love Sol!

Lauren you have an Iberian!!! Ooh! I never find any people who have one to compare with! I can pick your brain! You'll know what I mean as well then when I say I was furious to find he was being fed sugar beet after I'd said no molasses. He's not even meant to get hard feed, he doesn't need it! No one gets them on these normal livery yards, I get so frustrated as people treat him like a wb or tb. It makes me sad but I can't afford to bring him home just now. He's also lost his top line because they don't school him enough. I wish I could bring him home!!

Sorry for boring horse chat.

Speaking if chat, I replied to your post! Don't despair I've been there and I've got experts on hand if what I've suggested doesn't work. Let me know

ChatEnOeuf · 13/12/2014 20:51

Thanks La - much appreciated. We already have feliway, she's an anxious soul and I figured it would ease the transition a little. It's definitely not run out, we just changed it! Do you happen to know the French for 'dissolves cat wee'?? Grin

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 20:51

:) poor little hogged Andalusian - he will look like a mare bless him! Mines a total rig due to being late gelding, he's an absolute nightmare in all but I love him!

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 20:53

Buy off amazon - Simple Solution

It does sound like it could be UTi - is she licking at herself?

Also they can get a bit used to feliway. See if your vet does zylkene

Indigoblue2 · 13/12/2014 21:12

Did anyone else's uterus grumble when they did stuff? Like get up out of a chair or exert yourself even mildly? Mine feels like I'm carrying around a paperweight which occasionally twinges. Happens if I stretch or cough or something too.

Indigoblue2 · 13/12/2014 21:14

Feels like I'm going to go onto the blob any minute. Better fucking not be!!

DulcetMoans · 13/12/2014 21:23

I still get that now indi, just it just now going up to the loo! Like a tugging? Think it's normal. (I love homeland too!)

chat, that cat has never done anything wrong. Look at those eyes!

This convo is showing how little I know about horses. We live near the forest though so I have seen a horse at least!

I'm having a milky bar - chocolate! I've not had any for weeks! Not sure im into it though...

Leela5 · 13/12/2014 21:25

Yes! Totally normal indigo :) I've been getting them tonight

couldbeanyone · 13/12/2014 21:30

La annoyed on your behalf re horse, I have an obsession with the tail not being pulled, brushed with anything other than fingers or a mane comb at a push (to stop them getting thin) so would be pretty Shock at the mane! Particularly if in the contract!

RPopz · 13/12/2014 21:34

Early preg gave me my worst "period pains" ever indigo!! Shock

Don't worry about the diet La - they're like little leeches at this stage... they'll take everything they need from you Wink Nothing remotely like fruit or veg passed my lips during the ms period!! Could not stomach it. Envy

Sorry it was a disappointing horsey day! I know zilch about horses but am a bit fanatical about spaniel grooming soooo kinda feel your pain Hmm Grin Some show groomers like to trim cocker whiskers to "neaten" the muzzle and it always annoys me.

I know what you're thinking. I'm just too cool... Blush

We've got Feliway and it does shit all!

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ChatEnOeuf · 13/12/2014 21:39

Will google it - copying down active ingredients has got me quite far over here. Not licking excessively, though she's taken herself off to my bed all day - DD has been at home and noisy. Her breath smells this evening though. Or maybe that's my nose Xmas Envy

I know nothing about horses either - my mum was petrified of them so we never even saw them until I was much older.

Indigo my womble has been feeling heavy for weeks. Also grumbles when I do anything - carrying shopping annoyed it most this week.

willywallace · 13/12/2014 21:42

I know absolutely nothing about animals.

Heartburn back with a vengeance.

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