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Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

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TheBooMonster · 11/11/2014 22:00

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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wilmabedrock · 22/11/2014 15:09

Mountain we have all had huge amounts of cm, it seems to be a good sign in general. At the start we were all moaning about rushing to the toilets on crotch watch because it felt as if we were bleeding. I still get a lot now but the start was worse. It was actually my earliest sign of pg.

RPopz · 22/11/2014 15:11

Yup it's been pouring out of me since the beginning mountain! Hmm Something to do with maintaining the cervix I think x

Leela5 · 22/11/2014 15:43

Yup me too!!

Minion · 22/11/2014 16:09

Also cm waterfall here too. And mine was yellow at the beginning, clear in the middle and now back to yellowish.
Quite normal but disturbing at the same time.
So I think MINIon has dropped. Went on my ball etc last night, laid on the couch and suddenly felt two big thuds quite low. Made me wince a bit!
Got up and very bottom of belly is soft now and today can't walk for toffee, even though it's all I've done all bleeding day.
My arse cheeks are so sore, like I've done too many squats.
What do you think viroids? Has the lazy bones decided to shift?

mountaingirl01 · 22/11/2014 16:10

PHEW! ! yup kwwp checking it's not blood. Thanks guys :)

ZylaB · 22/11/2014 16:12

Sounds like it could be that min especially if your stomach feels different now, exciting!

I need a slap please! I picked up my car for the next 6 months this week, and I've just put the car base and seat in it, I won't be having her until the end of feb! Slap me or something, I think I've truly lost the plot!!

Minion · 22/11/2014 16:20

No no no, we've done it too! So if you need a slap, I'll be next in line (I only did it this month tho...)
Yep belly is Def different, and is bloody painful to walk.
Woohoo... Join me in a tune "and now the end is nigh..... "
Famous last words them! Bet I go over

RPopz · 22/11/2014 16:31

Are you walking like John Wayne min?? Apparently that's a sure fire sign Grin I felt very heavy in the fanjo area last night but think it's a bit early for baby popz droppage!!

Aw Zyla that's really organised!! Smile We haven't even bought a bloody base yet... Confused

Minion · 22/11/2014 16:52

Oh yes! I'm the slowest viroid in the west me popz, if it wasn't so hurty good luck in labour minion then it'd be funny... And tragic to look at.

I'm ready to meet MINIon tbh, then it's you!!!

cookielove · 22/11/2014 18:00

Hello

Zzzzzzzz

Leela5 · 22/11/2014 18:09

God I don't want to go to work tonight, I'm knackered...

min good that mini-mins dropped! Not long to go Grin

RPopz · 22/11/2014 18:10

Haha, hi cookie Grin xx Brew

RPopz · 22/11/2014 18:11
Brew
laurenamium · 22/11/2014 18:12

Wow exciting MINIons dropped Grin. Won't be long!!

DP got in touch before his dead line, very pleased with himself for his new job etc. and totally oblivious of any potential stress I could have been in if I cared more ...he was most put out that I'm going out to a pub with the girls tonight though Grin I'm obviously not drinking but I think he's gotten quite used to me just being at home all of the time Hmm

splodge77 · 22/11/2014 18:44

Hi all, having a private little pity party tonight, stuck at home with a stinking cold and arse rain at the same time, oh and a stroppy toddler. DP gone out. Humph. Finally caved and bought some fat long tops from peacocks as mine are all starting to ride up the bump. Think I might watch a film tonight. Recommendations??

wilmabedrock · 22/11/2014 18:45

What did he say when you brought it up Lauren?

Jeez La I don't know how you can work at night. I'm good for nothing past 5 o'clock. How long will you keep the two jobs up for?

Aw Cookie, tough day?

wilmabedrock · 22/11/2014 18:47

Feel better soon splodge. I hardly ever get to see films any more so not sure what I'd recommend. Do you have choices?

Leela5 · 22/11/2014 19:08

Sorry you feel crap splodge do you have netflicks? I find The Help a great feel good sat night film when I'm feeling crap.

Yeah wil struggling. I've told them I'll work til Christmas but I am so tired and currently hiding in bed to avoid going in. Not working next sat so not many to go. I'm really well paid and it's fun but I'm getting too tired

RPopz · 22/11/2014 19:10

I used to love barwork. Always so manic the time just flew by!! Can't even contemplate how hard work it must be when upduffed! Take care Miss La x

RPopz · 22/11/2014 19:11

Splodge - inspired by Dulcet, I recommend Elf!! Grin

wilmabedrock · 22/11/2014 19:11

Sometimes the thought is worse than going. At least it's fun which makes the time pass quicker. Do you do Fri and Sat nights?

Leela5 · 22/11/2014 19:13

No just sat night and only 5 hours. It's easy peasy and I make £100 in that time so it's worth the effort! It helps me put money away for baby.

Ooh Elf!

wilmabedrock · 22/11/2014 19:20

£100 for 5 hours work?! WTAF. Is it a bar for millionaires?

DulcetMoans · 22/11/2014 19:22

Yeah, my early morning Elf was fun. Nice happy film to keep you cheery. Otherwise knocked up is some fun too or anything with Will Ferrell. Depends what you have though.

No idea if that is baby moving min but exciting to think it could be. If it is, do they say roughly how long it will be until the big day??

Leela5 · 22/11/2014 19:23

:) I'm really good at it