Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

wil I'm not always as good as I should be, but I try with the diabetes.

wil One of my apps says 31 weeks = your baby weighs as much as a coconut!

furry hope everything's ok :)

dulcet - totally off topic but I read 'Large Mango' in Your Post as 'Large Fanjo' and almost spat out my tea :)

Big love furry!

Just stuffed whole mince pie in gob and it made me gag.

Furry he needs a beating!! Save the placenta smoothie for him

My stooopid mothercare weekly email says 34th week = size of a pineapple.... A giant pineapple????

Now a coconut i can get on board with.

Great apparently my MATb1 form is 'lost'. Eejits. Although midwife seemed happy enough to offer me another one. Hope they don't take a long time to process it though.

Furry what a pain. Hope you're ok. Are they worried about the blood pressure? Maybe they'll just induce you? Must be torturous for the menfolk, all this waiting around with their massive heavy bellies, numerous sore bits and the impending squeezing out of a human through a small hole .

PINEAPPLE! They could at least choose something smooth and not some that sounds like it would shred your fanjay! And is it with or without the green extra spiky bits!?

Hahahahha a pineapple is quite big but I agree with Bother about the mental imagery. Imagine pushing one of those spiky fuckers out your fanjo.

I'll pass on the placenta snacks thanks (bork face).

Argh just had blood on wiping but pretty sure it has come from a cut. Certainly not mucousy or anything (we're beyond TMI right?). Did have a moment of panic though. Although weirdly mostly because I thought the midwife would think I was a numpty for calling up twice in one day.

Ouch! A pineapple!

I've got pains in my womb area but I think it might be my intestines rather than baby. I think I've got arse rain again. But it's a bit unnerving as it's quite sore

I also feel sick and dizzy :(

If it helps La I had cramps on both sides of my abdomen all through week 5/6 was realy really dizy and horrible runny tummy the whole time. Then it went all the other way and I couldn't poo at all :( It was all quite uncomfy, what with the bloating....

Oh no Lala! Do you know anyone with a bug? Saying that, I also got arse rain in early pg.

la I also had early arse rain

wil if you need to call the midwife twice in a day, then do so!

Ooh I had so many cramps in week 5-6. Obviously I was convinced I'd miscarried at the time, so feel free to ignore everything I say Sick is sort of good though, yes?

I am NOT having a pineapple anywhere near my fanjo! It's not just the green bits that are off-putting. Agreed, we need a nice sensible JSing list of static-sized objects. I'm a bit miffed that I've got a grape to be honest, I've seen many different-sized grapes.

I'm so bloated. May need to find my old button extenders for my trousers, but me some more time before scrabbling around in the loft for maternity clothes. And then remembering that they are all summer clothes and I need a whole new expensive wardrobe...

Maybe it's a grape coated in cream cheese and covered in pistachios? That ought to beef it up a bit .

Thanks zyla. I'm pretty sure it's fine although probably means I have thrush again.

Can you chill out tonight La Sick and dizzy sounds like first trimester standard Guess it's a bit of a mindfuck with the arse rain though. Keep drinking xxx

Maybe all the pineapples I've seen have been abnormally small!! My book says we're 45cm long and 4.7oz this week... that sounds like a beast of a pineapple (presumably includes the green bits )

I don't want a spikey pineapple fanjo in anycase

Yeah sorry for tmi but I had a big pump in the car and felt a bit better!!!

Hairbobbles worked as button extenders for me chat

Boo to thrush Wil

DH is going out on a man date!!

Hahaha, good girl!!

Ooh with who Popz?

God that definitely must include spiky bits or that's a monster pineapple.

Glad to hear it La. I'm windier than a Dutch mill right now. DH is appalled :)

I have hair bobbles, they work better than the gadget I have I need clippy things for trousers though...

Urgh! Keep finding myself short of breathe and kind of dizzy from simple things like walking up the stairs or pushing the pram up (tiny, I am in Norfolk!) hills. I keep having to stop and catch my breathe! between that and the state of my hips I'm starting to dread going out, and a shirt trip to the city earlier (long enough for lunch and to go to the early learning centre) resulted in an hour long nap to recover :(

bother I could kill for some of those spicy covered Sahara nuts, my sister mentioned them yesterday and since then I've had a need for them, but dragging DD into all the pubs into the city to find one that sells the nuts might make me look like a serious nutter!!

Ouch pineapples! MiL or possibly a friend but definitely a nurse, once regaled me with the tail of the gentleman who'd come in with one up his rear end, apparently it had gone in ok but the barbs were making it rather difficult to remove O.o I haven't been able to look at pineapples in the same way since!

How the hell did he get a pineapple up there?! God I am so naive.

Boo I was struggling to read MiniWil's story earlier after climbing the stairs! Pathetic.

oh wil what will they do with us! I'm ready to just spend the rest of my pregnancy in an electric wheelchair (assuming I win the lottery of course!)