Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Never ceased to amaze me what people end up with stuck up their bums. Mumma tee used to work in a central London a&e and would come home with all kinds of horror stories. Barbie dolls and wine bottles quite common. Apparently they are 'hungry little orifices' yowch.

Hahaha Boo! Pineapples must be like light bulbs then, they go up ok but taking them out again is another story apparently!

Breathlessness sucks. I had it so early on. I'd barely be able to speak by the time I got up the 3 flights of stairs to work... No one knew I was preg then so they must've all thought I'd taken up smoking or something!

DH has gone to the cinema with his latest bromance Wil He's a rugby player!

Aw how cute popz .

Loving the idea of an electric wheelchair boo. Or maybe a moped and a stair lift.

See wine bottles and even barbie dolls are an understandable shape. But surely a pineapple requires an element of force...?

A pineapple up the bum what makes some people even consider even trying this?!

Sorry for those feeling rubbish! I'm starting to feel a little bit more human, but I've passed it on to DP and DD so now I feel guilty!

Honestly why are you all obsessed with putting things up your bums?! Is this because you got sick of putting them up the other hole?

Why does babycentre think it's a good idea to tell at 40 week pregnant lady that her baby is the size of a small pumpkin? That's really not helpful! hopes furry isn't reading this

How you doing furry? Any news from zenry/something?

I really hope none of you have to push a spiky pineapple out of your foof!

In other news Mr La went off for a poo ten minutes ago. Why do men take so long on the bloody bog!

I'm craving ice cream - I never eat ice cream so this is odd, but I can't stop thinking about it.

Pineapple up the bum?! I've heard a few stories about up the bum antics but that seems extreme. What do you do once it's there, other than take it out again?!

Farting can be the best form if relief sometimes la. Hope you are staying as calm as possible. Like popz says, sounds standard!

Before I start this addition to my earlier stick story, I don't condone my own actions.

So, in my endless googling serious, I achieved very little today! I learnt about lines getting lighter when hormone levels get higher and about a test you can do to mix water in to dilute it a bit to get a stronger result. So, came home and FMU still there, draw full of sticks, let's try! Have it a go and it's true! Line is darker when I dilute the wee. Whyyyy?! This does not make sense to me! Seems cruel!

Ooh I craved ice cream in my first pg La. Maybe you're having a girl! so scientific me.

Dulcet you're actually obsessed. Keep this up and I'll be changing the wifi password .

Ha dulcet love the science experiment!

Yes have unleashed quite a few bad ones today. Sorry dh, but I'm growing a human and it makes me pfffffffffffffft!

Lol at the pineapple up the bum!

la I've farted all the way through my gp so far, DH just smirks at me.

According to the babycentre app my womble is the size of a football this week, now correct me if I'm wrong, but footballs are massive?! I'm only 24 weeks!!

Also, if I go very quiet for a while it means I've finally dropped my iPad in the bath lol, I really should stop bringing it in here but the bath is my new friend, I don't ache as much in here and I'm being a good girl and not having it too hot! I'd just get bored with nothing to do, we need a TV in here!!!

Farted through my Pg not farted through my gp lol!

Oooh bums!

A lecturer at uni once told us that if you had a veg-up-the-bum related accident and it got stuck not to go to A&E. Instead core body temperature is high enough to gradually cook said veg and it'll make its own way out within 36 hours and you can use it as a delicious dip

And whoever said about hair bobbles as button extenders, it's a genius idea. I'm having to do that now even though I don't have a bump, rather what looks like a beer gut.

Zyla your poor GP!

Dulcet are the poor piss sticks getting overwhelmed with the amount of HCG in your system? Hope it helps you to relax a little

Ooooh I love a bit of MN in the bath with ipad zyla I read all the AIBU threads and have a good laugh.
I am ludicrously windy too, ever since my BFP. Mr tee isn't a fan. He says he worries I might fart on his balls when we spoon at night. As if. I've totally done this but waited until he was asleep. Don't know about any of you, but my sofa seems to amplify the fart sound to a bassy rumble...

tee I did a little love puff on Mr Braddins' balls last night. I think he secretly liked it it's the closest he's getting to any action for some time if I continue to feel this rough

Weirdest 'up the bum' stuff I've seen/heard of...lid of a deodorant can; a golf ball; light bulbs; diet coke bottle. Wiggly that would save a lot of embarrassment but ED docs survive on the hope that their next patient will be one of those

I craved ice cream in first trim La - have been addicted to mcflurries all this preg! How strange

Dulce the scientific name for the phenomenon you've discovered is "antigen excess". Another reason to stop pissing on things

Football sounds a lot bigger than a pineapple Zyla!! How do they come up with this shit!?!

I trump on DH all the time He gets his own back on me by going for his 25 minute long shits in restaurants or at my parents, so I get to sit there looking awkward...

Don't pump on your gp - at least not until you're about to move house!

Mr La thinks if he farts into sofa it gets absorbed. It fucking doesn't!

No idea rpopz I'm pretty sure it can't be that big!

Love puff! Haha! wiggly I might tell him that while I'm floating air biscuits all over his knob. I got offered a massage last night, which I gladly took, my lower back is a bit twingey, and after some lovely aromatherapy oil, I think Mr tee took it to mean I was happy to be shagged. Erm. No.
I feel bad, we have always been, Erm, active, but now its once a week if he's lucky..