Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

happy birthday Zyla!!!

Happy birthday zyla!

Felt fine all night at work except for suddenly my left boob was agony! Lasted about 5 minutes - ow!

Evening ladies!
It's early morning feeding time here. J managed to sleep after the 1am feed which is a first - I got some snooze time on the couch and had a weird dream that my Dad had put up a Christmas tree in the kitchen overnight 'in case we didn't get chance'

Furry - really hope things get going soon... When is it you're booked in to be induced?

Popz - poor kitty! Will the dog make it onto your hit list if he bursts the ball??

Dulcet - lovely to see you over here, you can totally join in with the serious 1st tri jitters going on currently on the Fred!

Min - man points to your OH for the official end to partying

We got an invite today to the wedding of one of DH's best friends, but it's in the USA, so likelihood of me getting to go is very low... Not that I fancy the 16hr flight with a baby!! He's best man and there's a few of his friends from school going, so I think it might turn into a bit of a man trip. I don't mind him going on his own, but it's scary to think I'll be on my own with J for over a week It's not til Spring anyway, so no need to worry just yet!

Happy birthday Zyla! Hurrah for cheeky prosecco!

La - love the pee stick display! Glad you're feeling a tiny bit more chilled out!

Oh and I totally failed to trim my lower regions pre-birth - no one seemed to mind

Happy birthday zyla, it's still mega early so don't count this as late...Soz x

I'm off on a hair removal mission today, one metric tonne of immac laater and I'll be smooth as a boat deck.
Ok, maybe 2 metric tonnes. This kid has caused phenomonal body hair growth.

I've just done something awful. Woke up to pee, natch in the middle of a mental dream, which in turn woke baby up. So I laid on my left for a bit which made them have a jig. I decided to prod them back to see if it would elicit a response, unfortunately I prodded just as they did and I felt all skinny leg or arm or something. I felt so guilty and couldn't stop muttering sorry, sorry, sorry to the poor thing.
But it prodded straight back in retaliation so hope alls well.
And this confirms that yesterday's ball antics were obviously in vain, as I shouldn't be able to feel limbs if the back wasn't near my back.
Gah
On all fours again today. My poor knees and i suspect husband has a rather non kim kardashian view of my sizeable trunk from that angle too

Depends where you prodded Min. Am sure they must put their arms and legs out sometimes when moving about? Or maybe I just think that cos MiniWil was an awkward positioned thing too. Anyway, I used to prod her all the time, I wouldn't worry.

I don't think the midwives care at all Popz. It just made me feel a little better last time. Especially as the amount of people who ended up in the room at different points was quite sizeable!

Ness that's a shame about the wedding. Flying may not be so bad at that stage - better than with a toddler. Can someone come to help for part of the time while he's away?

My sore back is really pissing me off. Keeps waking me up .

See how it goes, Ness, I know a lot of people who have flown with tinies - definitely easier than with a toddler! We did a short flight (3-4h) when DD was 5m, it was ok. Fed on the way up and down, she was broadly amused by looking at the inflight information leaflets and the other passengers. If you can fly with friends (or family) it's easier as you can pass the baby round and share the stress a bit :)

Min I'm sure the baby is completely fine, they are very well protected. Plenty of time for them to wriggle round too.

I can feel elbows and knees everywhere Min! No clue where miniP is!! Dog full on stomped on my stomach earlier... Oops.

Ness - I hear flying with babies is a dream when they're still on the boob!! Its only when they get a bit more mobile and shouty that you enter nightmare territory

Doggy has had a sudden change of heart re the gym ball... so it's gone to live behind the telly

Morning viroids! I knew it was someone's birthday yesterday, glad I wasn't going mad. Glad you had a lovely time zyla

My pregnant friends from school have 1 small glass of wine/prosecco a week from 2nd trimester. I don't know if I'd do that but I might have 1 a month perhaps.

If I didn't know I didn't drink at all last night id think I was hungover. Tired, slightly rancid feeling and a tiny bit nauseous. Got a friend coming to stay today overnight so we are going for dinner.

See how you feel about flying ness nearer the time. My mate is about to fly 5 hour flight with a two year old, 7 month old twins and she's 6 months pregnant. Madness.

I might contact salon and let them know. It's not right. Happened at wax before my wedding too so I spent honeymoon with a peely fanjo.

Thanks again for lovely birthday wishes :)

After I went last night I suddenly had the most awful stomach cramps followed by a couple of yourself of really bad arse rain (tmi sorry) including having to sit on the loo and row up into a bowl (was the one I'd had Halloween sweets in, don't know whether to wash it properly or not use it next year lol!). Decided it can't have been the food I had on nit out as was far to quick, so was either burger king lunch or a bug I kit have been cultivating, as have felt a bit roug for a day or two.

Anyway, eventually got to sleep, kept sugars ok which is a relief, but I haven't felt the baby move and recently she had been moving in the mornings. Should I be worrying this much? Should I ring hospital or leave it until tonight cow evenings are her most active?? I'm just scared me being ill has affected her, even though I know it shouldn't have as she'll just take what she needs, even if I'm glued to the loo..

I'm betting the worrying doesn't stop when they're here either does it, bet it just swaps to a different kind!

My money's on the burger king!! It always has that effect on me... filthy place. Hope you're feeling better If you've been up and down to the loo all night maybe she's asleep? Have you been able to lay down for a bit? I'm sure all is well, just make sure you keep hydrated. Maybe ring midwife if you're worried xx

Hoping she's just tired, sorry for all the typos! Am drinking and feel ok now really so think it must have been the burger king!

zyla that's rubbish that you've not been well :( perhaps give mw a call to put mind at rest?

Just found out it's my friend plus his fiancé coming tonight, I thought it was just him. Now have to sort bedding so they can stay in our bed and me and dh will sleep downstairs on blow up bed.

La pregnant women should not be evicted from their own bed to accommodate a fiancé.
(Only my opinion mind!)

She's bumbling about in there now so I'm happier, she must have been tired after a disturbed night phew

la they can sleep on the blow up bed!! Your house, your bed!

I would put them on the blow up but the cats are downstairs and they wouldn't get any sleep, so it's better we sleep downstairs

Aww zyla glad she's ok

You can't sleep on the floor for the fiancé! Get them in the sofa bed and they deal with the cats - it's their house. Ok, know its not easy as that but at least make them feel bad when you tell them that you are pregnant. They made you sleep on the floor!

Glad the fear has passed zyla, hope the sickness has too! Wash the bucket, will be fine!

I'm back from the family do and all in tact. Horrific travel sickness on the way there, was close to the vomming. No major fall outs and no questioning the lack of drinking. I drove so all good. Was the cutest little girl there though, talking to everyone and dancing. I want one! Then I had awful cramps in the evening and worried that was it. But no bleeding so that's good?

Probably just a tiredness Dulce. I still get crampy even now when I've overdone it. Glad you had a good time xx

Oh and La kudos for giving up the bed!!

I don't give my bed up for anybody! selfish cow that I am I suppose so long as it's not you blowing up the bed La it's not so bad...

Sounds like a miserable day Zyla Glad miniZ is squirming away again - it's so easy to get paranoid about movements especially when it's their 'quiet' time of day. Do you know, J is active now he's on the outside at just the same times he was active on the inside!

I had cramps when tired no if I hadnt had enough water dulcet

I feel fine now, blaming the lunchtime burger! Am ridiculously excited for this week, have midwife on Tuesday so hopefully hear heartbeat again, collecting new car on wed and all the nursery furniture is coming on Thursday, curtains arriving on Friday, squeeeeeeee

Ooh that's interesting ness but if it happens for my little one she'll be most awake late evening and early morning lol! Sounds like things are settling down nicely for you :)