Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

[TheBooMonster]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

You haven't panicked me la hugs think I just need to step away from the sticks and stop stressing for the next few weeks! I'm seeing gp on Tuesday, I know I will be offered an early scan, so just tying to work out the optimum timing(!) I'm 5+1 today so thinking I leave it 3 weeks to get a good viewing?

You lot are not helping, I will get revenge when it's your turn!

Nice POAS action la

Sent DP out for pineapple juice & then I'm off for a long walk in the lovely sunshine thick fog

That's a beautiful progression of lines La!

Mountain, I went for 'somewhere between 8 and 9 weeks'. My MCs have been in the 7-8w window so I thought post 8w would offer me most reassurance and was trans-ab so removes the paranoia about dildocam disturbing the implantation

Enjoy the fog sunshine, Furry - make it a circular walk, as our NCT teacher told us!

Oh also the last one was still wet gross so that's probably why it looks REALLY dark!

Walk briskly furry but don't get lost in the fog - that would likely bring on LOS!

Cat just seems to be on a mission to eat/ destroy everything... and she howls constantly. It's like we already have a baby!! At least with the dog, you get affection in return!

That is an impressive collection La - mine is officially put to shame!!

Hooray for milestones ladies. Today we are...

Eek Furry - baby must be far too cosy in there!! Enjoy your walk

Mrpopz just bought me a gym ball... This is what romance has come to now!!

Feel bad I threw my couple dozen sticks away now! Still got my digi even though the battery died within 24hrs.

Had a Black Forest hot choc. It was real cream. Oh my word. Mind you I haven't been able to face lunch since so don't feel too bad about the calories now

Aw man if I'd been a bit quicker off the mark I could have had some Kato love!

Had a short back and sides today and she tidied up my hairy tummy too. Damn hormones. Apparently an indicator that baby is a boy. Just goes to show old wives talk bollocks!

I'd love a gym ball!

Been pretty nauseous today. It's weird if I was asked to dm describe it it's constantly ever so slightly nauseous. Nothing dramatic, just a slight icky feeling. Very odd.

Got to go to work in a bit but I'm in my pjs on the couch. Really don't want to go! I've been napping this afternoon. Yawwwwwn

Oh speaking of short back and sides, my wax fanny burn is starting to peel!

When did you burn your fanoire La??? Ooof. Mine needs some serious care and attention I think... can't actually see

Oooh that's how it starts La ... you'll be cursing the ms next week

Having a glass of wine....

Doggy loves the gym ball... predictable, yet hilarious

Ha! We want photo of doggy and ball!

Got it waxed on tues. It was burned all round top of right leg and a bit in left. Really sore!

That's awful La, hope you didn't pay for it.

It's second time they've done that. Yes I did as I didn't realise til I got home :(

lol at all the crazy parents. Mine are perfectly normal if a bit drunk!

We had the official conversation complete with minutes taken by admin about my big fat pregnant department move today, four weeks left till I am on tills cries with relief My hips hurt so much, Am going to have to book in with the doctor to see if i can see him about my impending PGP before I see the consultant on 27th.

ouch on the wax burn! perhaps I'll think twice about booking in to get the garden waxed at 27 weeks O.o

We went out for a meal, I had a glass of prosecco, first alcohol this pg, it was looooovely and I don't feel the slightest bit guilty, yay for birthday drink!

Oh, and there's no reason I shouldn't use body butters is there? I doubt it'll stop me getting stretch marks cos I've the kind of skin that marks so easily, but I want to try :)

Happy Birthday Zyla! Can't think of a reason against body butters.

La find a new place, that's shocking! I should probably get mine done at some point before D-Day.

Happy birthday Zyla I can't have prosecco... one glass is just not enough!!!

That sounds horrendous La - def find a new place! Hope work's ok.

Is having a tidy up before the birth a thing then?? Are midwives really arsed?

Gosh La that sounds awful! I genuinely think midwives don't care how neat you are. I can confirm I never ever look when I'm at deliveries, far more concerned with doing my job. I delivered on my knees with my back side to the midwife so she couldn't have seen I she tried

That vague queasiness is sorely missed here. I'm struggling to eat in the evenings at all Did force down some apricot tart and custard though, so all is not lost!

And happy birthday, Zyla! Can't think why you couldn't use body butters - enjoy a little massage

Thank you all :)

Happy birthday zyla!

Ah! Happy birthday Zyla! Xx