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Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing

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TheBooMonster · 11/11/2014 22:00

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 15th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2230396-Remember-Remember-JS-in-November-no-to-bum-fun-car-shagging-and-worms-Control-your-stray-wombles-and-windy-boobs-Shout-WANKBADGERS-at-the-world-of-TTC-and-get-your-cape-on-for-JUST-SHAGGING-32 here] in its 32nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs [http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1472763-Just-Mumming-Along-viroids-2?pg=36&order= here] for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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laurenamium · 15/11/2014 08:11

And it was DP that left the chicken out...Hmm

Leela5 · 15/11/2014 08:14

My mums fairly normal although very funny/childish, my dad is just highly egocentric. He hadn't yet learned world doesn't revolve around him.

Aww popz rookie mistake! Never leave pizza out when you have cats Wink. Mine have a party at night I get up and there's stuff everywhere!

So tired, got stuff to do then going to come home for afternoon nap before work

Leela5 · 15/11/2014 08:27

furry how are you doing?

ChatEnOeuf · 15/11/2014 08:27

Dulcet today you are pregnant, of course you must come and chat!

La, my boobs are much bigger and hurty than my pregnancy with DD, but the nausea is less pronounced. They're all different.

Pizza rookie error, RPopz, I hope the cat enjoyed it Wink. Lauren I hope the dog is ok.

RPopz · 15/11/2014 08:30

Haha, I was just wondering where you'd got to Dulcet! Welcome back to the grumpy house x

Eek Lauren - hopefully he'll just poop them out!! Chicken bones can be nasty Confused

RPopz · 15/11/2014 08:39

I really fucking hate my cat at the minute... (not just because of the pizza incident Wink ) Is this normal pregnancy behaviour???

Minion · 15/11/2014 08:40

I remember our crafty cat took a huge bite out of the defrosting turkey left out on Christmas Eve. The gorgeous little swine had bitten the part facing the wall so mother only noticed it when she went to put it in oven!

I love cats!

Well last night was last pub night, figured it's getting a bit close now and the husband shouldn't have a gut full of beer when his wife goes pop. That was it, end of an era.
Mental

Leela5 · 15/11/2014 08:55

kato do join grads Facebook page! Everyone is lovely

Leela5 · 15/11/2014 08:56

And wiggly!

FurryScoob · 15/11/2014 08:57

Flowers for everyone's womble pains, they scared the shit out of me at the time but when you think of how much your insides have to stretch & move about it makes sense it's gonna hurt a bit. Never mind how well the little beans have to burrow in to get comfy! (That part was worse than any period pain I've ever had)

Nothing happening here apart from more 'any news' texts. Angry

Love the cats stealing food, makes me feel less guilty that mine had sweet & sour chicken for tea last night!

wilmabedrock · 15/11/2014 09:33

What about now Furry? Any more news?

Ah Min. Growing up time! No fun!

I've not heard of cat related pg rage before Popz.Grin What else has she done?

DulcetMoans · 15/11/2014 10:17

Noooooo to the cat hate popz, please go and cuddle the cat. Tell it you don't mean it. One of mine is a proper pain in the arse (she had cucumber out of the compost last night - veggie cat?!) but just watching her flop and try and get love stop the rage.

How did he feel about end of an era drinking min?

I am just on 6+2 now by the way. Last one lost at 6 and the other 6+4 according to scan (but MMC) so feels like a big week to get through.

BothersomeB · 15/11/2014 10:32

Ah dulcet - and with you on getting through the next week. Am on 7+1. Last one lost somewhere between 7 and 8 so will be very relieved to get to next weekend. Think we should have a small party when we get there! Smile

Minion · 15/11/2014 10:46

Ai, it was good. Took my mind off of my dad etc, but now Fridays are for being old and sensible (serves him right, I've been that way for 8+ months now, see how he likes it)

Any news furry! Sorry, that's evil...

KatoPotato · 15/11/2014 10:52

Who do I need to sleep with to get in the facebook action?

ChatEnOeuf · 15/11/2014 11:09

Kato just send one of us your real name, profile pic description +/- email address - I think we're basically all admins now.

Fleurchamp · 15/11/2014 11:11

Ha kato I think you may have already done that part ......

I would also like to join the FB page but think I will leave it for a little while, just in case.

DulcetMoans · 15/11/2014 11:13

Party next weekend then bother. Even to temporarily feel good until we worry about the next thing!

Leela5 · 15/11/2014 11:15

Cat pg rage? Is this a thing? But they're so cuuuuute!

Furry....any news? feels mean

Fx for all those going through a tentative few weeks. We are here with you and you're pregnant right now, keep that in the forefront.

I'm 5 weeks today.

Leela5 · 15/11/2014 11:17

Behold! La's gallery of POAS obsession!

11dpo to 21.

Mwahahahahaaa!! maniacal laugh

Just Shagging Grads thread 15: Join the viroids for mucus plugs and ball bouncing
HungryHorace · 15/11/2014 11:20

Has everyone been added to the Facebook group yet? If not, PM me your details to get added. :-)

HungryHorace · 15/11/2014 11:21

Loving your sticks, La!

mountaingirl01 · 15/11/2014 11:41

Are they 10miu la ? frantically thinking, mine aren't that dark mmc is a big fear - the idea of my peppercorn dying and not knowing aghhh making babies is scary!

Loving the cat stories, mine would have any food she could get her paws on. Especially loving mushrooms at the moment, which is very amusing to watch as she picks it up like a dummy and runs around the house with it before consumption.

Leela5 · 15/11/2014 11:58

mountain don't worry, could be just that urine less concentrated, I've not drunk anything today at all. Or hcg might not be at same level yet - remember that every pregnancy is different.

Didn't mean to panic you xx

minimooo · 15/11/2014 11:59

Ooo, me please horace! I'll pm you Smile

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