Just Shagging Grads Thread 10 - Roll Up, Roll Up all you graduated Viroids!!!

[cookielove]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 10th grads thread...celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

There is a stats thread here but its a zombie thread so enter at your own risk....... eeeeek

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 26th outing!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal here once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a secret facebook group, if you want to join, Pm me!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Oh Cookie you're having such a tough time, bet you can't wait for baby to come. Glad you're out now .

Oh zyla that doesn't sound good either, feel better soon. Never heard of burning nipples before. See if you can light a match off them?

Well I'm glad you're feeling poorly if it reassures you Zyla ... Hot nipples sounds like quite the novelty . Best I ever get is stabby nipples!!

Hope you're ok cookie xx

I'm ok, not thrown up since this morning and I'm guessing the hot nipples is cos my skin is generally rubbish and pale etc, so it's probably just more noticeable. I'm just a bit oo-er about it lol. Don't feel rubbish so it's all ok :)

Did debate trying to cook on them though hehe

Hot nipples never, hot feet hell yeah!

Its frustrating cause I feel like I am yo yo-ing in and out of hospital!

zyla old wives tale to help with morning sickness is to swallow your partners (well babies daddy) come! May help with the throat too

Lol cookie uhm.. No. To be honest he's not been allowed to touch me since the bfp, it feels weird. Poor man lol. And the thought of swallowing would make me gip anyway these days lol

I'd rather have the morning sickness. That wives tale was made up by a man wasn't it?!

Euuurrghh!! No way did a woman in the throes of morning sickness come up with that "theory".

You need to get back on the shaggy wagon Zy - preg sex is yummy Granted it took until I stopped wanting to vom 24/7 to discover this...

So I've heard rpopz I just can't bear being touched atm.. Hopefully it'll settle soon and I can try :)

Ah rpopz, you got my quota! So don't ever fancy it... Think we've done it 3 times since BFP & I'm six months now! Poor old DH. Must try it again, so difficult to get comfy now though. Need some sex tips...new thread?!

Also, can I confess I've never swallowed?! Never felt like it was something I wanted to do...And definitely not with the pg gag reflex. Yuck!

Did I ever say what a dream genii is? Pregnancy pillow. Got it early on half price from TK Maxx and found it really uncomfortable. Last night I slept amazing!

Me neither juni and no intention of ever doing so. I have a really strong gag reflex and I think that would be more offensive than just saying no!

I am also off sex. Had great pg sex last time but this time I just feel sick and tired. Wouldn't mind in the mornings some times but that's near impossible with a toddler.

Ah. I have one of those v shaped pillows, is it like that or different?

Haha tbh Juni since becoming about 5000% more pregnant this weekend, bumpwise, it's become a bit of an uncomfortable effort. So I guess my window of opportunity is gone! Lol. I was too scared to in the early days in case he shagged my period out of me... (nb: this has frequently happened!)

I've only ever swallowed for Mr Rpopz and not for a good few years. I don't mind it but it's not exactly pleasant!!

haha popz wait till you're a week overdue and you'll be trying anything .

It's more or less v shaped, more two sided and you lie in the middle. Will link on computer tomo.

When my friend was pregnant she jokingly showed me the "sex with a bump" pix in her pg book. How we laughed. Need to find a way to borrow that book. Not so bloody funny now. Hahah!

Don't worry Juni I can google. Just being lazy!

Ha! DH has only had it twice poor thing, though we should really make the effort again! I'm not swallowing anything though
Sorry to hear you've been in the wars again Cookie! When will a new sofa come into your life at this rate?!

Oh sorry, meant to say hope you're ok cookie. Hope you can take it easy for a bit xx

Deffo a man came up with that. I can't even smell a bin without gagging, let alone swallow some hot sticky mess which tastes of bleach!
Ewwwww.
Hmmmm nursing chair, you say? I've tried one but didn't realise it was a must have.
Well, we've had a few milestones this last week. Husband has felt the kicks a few times, though it mostly stops when he puts his hands on and last night we watched my belly move 3 times.
So amazing!

I gets you on the hot nips zyla, I had it too in the beginning. Like little pokers they were.

cookie , you are destined to never have a sofa aren't you? How about a beanbag?
Or a sex swing?
Take care and enjoy the hospitality of the NHS and who knows you may be a mummy before due date. (Not to freak you out or anything) x

Can you imagine when the midwife comes round after baby is born and you have to offer her a seat on your sex swing .

Any chair would do for nursery Min, just to avoid sitting on the floor.

Just make sure you anti bac it before hand tho. Could be embarrassing...

Ooh Minion, it will be interesting to see if you are expecting a girl!

I've popped over from he JSing thread and got (three) BFP's yesterday :)

Here are my stats!
Littleluna89
age:25
EDD: 14th April (unconfirmed)
2nd child

I'm booked in with the midwife at the end of the month, and have to grab and fill out a big fat pregnant lady pack before then, I can't think for the life of me what could take an hour if i've already filled out the paperwork :/ But I'm hoping due to IUGR and PPH with DD1 she'll book me in with the consultant...

Hi Luna

I love that the embarrassment of offering the midwife a seat on the sex swing would come from not disinfecting it first

I have my first MW appointment today. Work is draaaaagging!